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Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
Cliché after Cliché, fell asleep on both movies
It's just bad.
It's boring, we could predict what would be said because, well: it's just basic punchlines and the eternal, long, boring, numbing monologues that try so hard to mimic great movies but exactly because of that it's clearly forced and not true/real/new/fresh... its just a copy paste of everything that has been done before.
Feels like a teenagers week assignment made in a hurry, Thursday night to be presented the next day.
Yes, very beautiful sceneries AND??? After the first 10 minutes you start to wonder "ok but what about the movie?"
And to read that they plan to continue and make 4 more of these??? Count me out, the second one just halfway seen (truly fell asleep multiple times!) I will not force myself to see another of this horrible mess.
You CREATE an epic!
You DON'T pretend one!
What a waste of money.
No Sudden Move (2021)
Fantastic, keeps you stuck to your seat
Very well done, the acting, the cast, the story and the stories within... all to create an elaborate web of lies and miss-trusts
Fantastic movie.
Bodyguard (2018)
Simply perfect
The plot, the story, the characters... it all fits perfectly one event after the other.
It really does grip the viewer to the chair and you just want to see one more episode and what's next.
Fantastic!
Stillwater (2021)
Great movie - Life raw as it is
Family and the internal conflicts in individuals and the relationships they have with others and how they are impacted by personal demons and the choices we make.
Great movie.
The Green Knight (2021)
10 minutes of movie, 1h50 of chewing gum
Boring, it forces and drags and pushes and forces the narrative, the elements the... of anything that might be mystical but it is not its just the celtic-like and religious-like music theme ever behind every single scene.
Its just.... 10 min, then forwarded, forward, forward and then its the end and there is no substance to it.
The Mummy (2017)
Time Wasting
Do yourself a favour, dont waste your time.
At 1h mark we checked to see how long was still to go.. since nothing had happened in the movie.
It is boring, there is a very lame attempt at jokes that are just cringe at most - since they are so forced or basic.
The acting is poor, and it just goes ON AND ON AND ON and nothing happens.
Its predictable and in the end they found a way for TomCruise to get a sequel.
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Laugh and Cry... what an incredible movie!
I was a bit skeptical about this one, but that quickly changed in the first moments of the movie and I have just witnessed one of the most amazing modern movie masterpieces!
A comedy with a deep message and a sad, hard, tearful story is told.
OR
A tear dropping drama of a story that is brought to you with such a light and well executed comedy.
I don't know which one, but this was one hell of an emotional roller-coaster of a movie!
AMAZING
The Shape of Water (2017)
Finally a great movie again!
The story, the plot, the setting... everything
a great movie
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
Worst Movie EVER
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Nocturnal Animals (2016)
Great Movie - spoiler alert
- SPOILER ALERT -
Keeps you in your seat for the whole time, both stories, the emotions, what has happened, the plot for revenge, all very well done!
An excellent movie, proving that not all movies need "a happy ending" to be amazing, much on the contrary, life is not perfect so shouldn't all movie endings be.
The revenge, 20 years later is server cold and straight from his heart, only then she finally realizes and receives the pain she inflicted 20 years before.
Like her mother once said: all women eventually become their own mothers, has she did.
Enemy (2013)
Really, really, really bad movie
Story made no sense.
Lots of plot holes.
Just because you put suspense background music it does not(!) mean that there is any suspense - if you film an apple and put scary music as background does not make it a horror movie. This flick was full of scenes where there was no need what so ever to try and force it into a "scary/suspense" scene.
There are millions of lookalikes in the world and many, the ones that are almost identical twins, they are actually greeted and welcomed as something great, interesting. Why is it such a f## drama that they look alike!??!!
Wife goes to see the guy - epic drama, and cutting scenes like it was the end of the world. with crying and agony, when in real life it would just be "you know you look so similar to my husband"
Crap movie, -5 that's my score.
Do not waste your time watching this
Prometheus (2012)
Awful
A waste of time! The movie is ridiculous, it is at the same level of any other low budget "action" movie.
The scenes make no sense and the actors are there just to make some bucks.
The plot is ridiculous with so many flaws and make-no-sense scenes that everyone from the group understood or agreed that any of it made sense.
Do not watch this unless you like "scientists" in a multimillionaire expedition to do the most basic mistakes - "no, he is not going to do that! Oh wait he did.." kind of thing. There is no order, no logic, and the filmmakers force us to eat the badly done story as the watchers are some mind numb people.
TERRIBLE
Girl Most Likely (2012)
Just an amazingly great surprise!
Gave the movie a go thinking it would be just something to do before going to bed - well, it was an amazing movie!! Couldn't sleep till the end, and actually in the very end, when you know it is about to finish, I really wanted to see more. More story, more of that crazy quirky life, a really cool, interesting, smart, funny and somewhat deep movie.
The story is really interesting and the cast, well they all play excellent roles where they fit perfectly!
It makes you laugh and even cry, makes you think about life and on the stuff you go through on daily basis. A really feel-good movie.
A really well done flick, not a crap-Hollywood-fill-in-sandwich
Excellent!
The Power of Few (2013)
Why
A good idea executed in a bad, bad way... With the exception of 3 actors the whole cast seriously need to go back (or just go for the fist time) to the acting school - bad, fake, forced emotions, just terrible. The basis of the story is there, but told in a really bad way. Mistakes, things that make no sense.. Just a bad movie. You keep on watching hoping it gets better, but it doesn't. Clichés. Predictable. And very poor casting skills. It just makes no sense, just like the fact of this site forcing you to write at least 10 lines about a bad movie, that it is just that - a bad movie. There are no 10 lines to be written about this, it is a waste of ciber ink and this movie is not worth it.