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The VelociPastor (2018)
Top notch dumpster fire movie!!!
This is the epitome of a movie that is so bad, it's awesome!!! It doesn't try to fool you into believing it's something it's not, and you know in less than 5 minutes what ride you're about to go on. The acting is bad, the story is bad, the graphics are bad (if they're even there at all. If you've seen it, you know what I mean)...but they're supposed to be, and it all comes together to make a comically enjoyable movie. Plus, it introduces us to one of the greatest pimps of all-time...FRANKIE MERMAID!!!
Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014)
No redeeming quantities
My buddies and I do "dumpster fire movie" nights, and this was bad even for that. We weren't expecting it to be good by any means, but there wasn't anything about this movie to make it enjoyable on any level.
Us (2019)
A bad twist ruins the whole movie.
Directors need to learn that putting a twist in a movie simply for the fact of having a twist, puts your whole film in jeopardy. "Us" had a really interesting and original storyline, great acting, and it was all ruined by a twist that makes absolutely zero sense. All the twist achieves is making you realize that you just wasted two hours of your life.