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Massacre on Aisle 12 (2016)
This is fun..
Wow, talk about some good ol popcorn time fun movie. This is hilarious, now I am not saying its a great movie, but its fun to watch. The casting is good, the actors who play their parts certainly did their jobs well without been over the top or camera conscious. The writing and the some of the dialogues make you laugh, its got a fair bit of blood and gore , oh ya did I forget to mention a nice under current tribute to a slasher from the past , Intruder (1989). Personally I enjoyed this one , I don't know if someone who is a fan of so called A grade Oscar movies will enjoy this but who cares, people like me who enjoy watching all kinds of horror, slashers, blood and gore movies do enjoy some cheesy fun from time to time. But if you still don't watch it your choice. But this review comes from a guy who is in no way associated with this movie, so hell ya I am not promoting this movie.I does slack a bit in between , but the start and the cheesy climax and ya the end credits are fun to watch.. I just enjoyed it, and when you watch it you will realize that the people who made this movie , tried something different to make you laugh.. Thumbs up to this one :)
Pitchfork (2016)
Could have been named TABLESPOON for all I care
Oh my lord, what did i just watch?? What a piece of garbage from start to finish. Well lets see, a lame character who stays at a supposed country side having a laughable get up , with a pitchfork attached or supposedly sewn up his left hand,then we have some really really irritating supposed actors who have been cast in this movie, who cant just act to save their lives!! Oh wait people there is more , a lame party country dance with extras looking right in the camera as if to ask what to do in this scene. A really annoying little kid playing the so called main leads sister, who by the way again surprise doesn't know how to act. I can go on and on , the story or lack of there as it is has a bunch of dumb people, (cause they sure did not look like college kids to me) travel to a country farm to celebrate, what?? One by one in the most stupid and half shot way they are killed with this stupid looking and acting guy who is the pitchfork aka The Jr Holister, who by the way has a father and mother (again obnoxiously acted) who were those characters, who cast these all so called actors, and why did this ever be made as a movie?? Please people do not watch this junk, trash , horribly acted , dumb character movie. The only aspect praise worthy of this so called cinema making process is the efforts put in by the make up guys, they have done a fair job. But sorry you cant watch this drivel for the run time it has, i sadly did , so warning you all out there.. AVOID, DON'T WATCH.. My vote 1 , just for having a vote..else Zilch
Blue Ruin (2013)
Slow Torture....
Gosh I genuinely don't get the so called great reviews for this one bore of a movie. Is it categorized as a thriller on IMDb ? Why ? What is the whole purpose of the extra slow narrative of the movie, which clearly the director thought was a brilliant idea making some film noir or a classic. But sorry, my opinion and trust me I have no happy intentions to rate a movie bad, I am a big movie buff and I have also been involved in some way or the other with various departments of movie making, tele shows etc , so I know how much hard work goes into making even a short movie, leave alone a full length feature film. But my whole point here is when you got a story and script as simple as this, why drag on for an hour and half? Either make a drama or make thriller!! I cant categorize this in any genre, a revenge movie?? Agreed, It starts of well but quickly goes downhill and just drags and drags. I am sure people have posted a lot of great stuff about this movie and the synopsis is there for everyone to read too, just my personal review or opinion, please don't watch this one, rather watch some good underrated horror or thrillers which are rated way less on IMDb.
Fender Bender (2016)
Don't Go by the reviews... WATCH THIS ONE
Just to sum up the movie in a few words here, I recently saw this movie and trust me I WAS NOT ASSOCIATED IN ANY ASPECT OF THIS MOVIE'S MAKING, PRODUCTION OR ACTING DEPARTMENT.So , this is not a forced recommendation when i say just watch this one. You will enjoy it , it has a nice touch to it , the screenplay, direction & story by Mark Pavia is quite well executed. Without getting too much into the plot, cause the director makes it pretty obvious when the first credits start to role that this one is going to be a slasher. Yes their is a nice plot to the movie,its not just duh what is going on here.??The acting department with less and meaningful characters is well handled too, no Oscars here, but who cares.. If you love the good ol slasher movies of the 80's and 90's you will like this one, and with a run time of just 1 hour and 30 mins its well worth your time. A good background and end credit score with a nice hint for a sequel ends this movie... ENJOY IT
Hush (2016)
Just One Word... AMAZING
First off let me start by saying I am in no way associated with this movie in any regards, so you can trust my review on this one. I recently saw this and i just have one word for it amazing. Loved it till the end credits came up , which by the way are pretty good the score i believe coming from Newton Brothers. But lets talk about the movie; Simply put its a home invasion movie but it has twist in the way of the main protagonist who is deaf and cant speak ( brilliantly acted by Kate Siegel, who also happens to be one of the co writers of this little gem along with Mike Flanagan the director) A mention also for John Gallagher Jr. who I thought portrayed the bad guy really well. The movie holds you till the very end, as its a continuous fight for survival, a fight for life and a will to live in-spite of the odds our main character suffers during her teen days, which as viewer we come to know once the movie is in its early part. Full credit to the writers and the editing team, as not even a single minute goes by without a strong screenplay.There are hardly any other characters in this movie, but they do their little bit too. Overall I would say if you are into the Home invasion kind of thriller/horrors like 'You Are Next' you will love this one. Highly Recommended, Enjoy...
Dark Was the Night (2014)
Dark Was The Night and Drag Was The Movie
Seriously??? what did i just watch..?? Dark was the night is billed as a monster/ creature Horror. All we get to see is some drag screen play with countless drama and the main character played by Kevin Durrand as the Sheriff is in continuous denial that something is actually happening in his small town. The movie drags and drags from frame one itself , we are made to believe that their is some creature who lost his previous territory & comes to this new town , killing wildlife and stock. People get hysterical when all this happens and all we see and hear instead is background forest rumbling noises, countless dialogues for more than an hour and 15 mins, and when the turn to show the supposed creature comes up, gosh what did i just see, a creature with dinosaur legs and a face like godzilla!! And its not all if you manage to sit through this drag you have a climax actually taking place at a Church. Guys i cant even say sit through this cause you just wont be able to. But if someone still doesn't want to heed my sincere advice , watch it if you can. But I would say only one thing please give me back my 1hr and 40 mins. The 3 stars is for the time and effort the director and crew tried putting in this, cause i appreciate the whole process of making movies and trust me that is no joke.
Buddy Hutchins (2015)
Saving Movie lovers...
Where to start ?? well let me think , to start with i created a user id just to put a review for this utter garbage which is put on IMDb as a movie. What did i just see, who made this , why did they invest in so much time , or resources (if any)on this drivel... I love watching horrors, thrillers and in general i do watch a lot of movies but this is so damn bad i wasted an entire 2 hrs on this..Bad acting, u feel like laughing but cant; cause the scenes are so horribly acted by the so called actors, no sync with the background music while acting, u feel the score goes some place and people are just acting to finish their lines off.. yup its shot on RED, but i have seen some good work on Red too.. i can just go on and on but let me tell u in one sentence , this utter nonsense is so bad i had to post my reviews to save movie mankind from watching this.. I have seen some real trash but this ones takes the cake. YA DON'T LET THE POSTER MISLEAD U..