thurman_is_beatrix_kiddo Reviews

She Gets What She Wants (2002)

Excruciatingly awful! And this is supposed to be a comedy?

[1/10 · 22 December 2003]

A bad day of movies. First, it's Dreamcatcher, which I couldn't even stand the last twenty minutes of. Now this! This is a chick flick, full of brainless nobodies (besides Perabo, what's she doin in this?), and it's a comedy. But with no laughs. The most hilarious moment would have probably been an unfunny catfight. So, this is definitely one to avoid. AVOID.

Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000 Video)

Awful! A shocking rip-off of Scary Movie!

[7 December 2003]

After seeing this after seeing Scary Movie, I can see why this has such a bad rating. It is the biggest rip-off I have ever seen, just like that the movie 'Warnings' which came out after 'Signs'. The jokes are either the same as in Scary movie or others that just aren't funny. With a cast of nobodies, this film is destined for film hell. 1/10.

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

one word: awful.

[1 December 2003]

I was rather looking forward to this film but I was majorly disappointed. The Matrix was fantastic, The Matrix Reloaded was slightly disappointing but had its high points, and The Matrix Revolutions was awful, literally, awful. This film was terrible from almost every aspect - there were few fight scenes and those that were supposed to be 'big' were easily forgettable. E.g. the fight in the rain - anticipated but boring. There were 3 people in the theatre for a 6.40 screening. Everyone was asleep or talking about something other than the matrix. What a waste of time and money. Bring on Return of the King. Revolutions can go to movie hell. 0 out 10.