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Jurassic World (2015)
A colossal disappointment
When i saw Jurassic Park as a kid, what really got me hooked was the suspense, the chilling build up and then BLAMMO! The big shock of the T-rex and the horror scenario of human vs. dinosaur during a dark rainstorm knocked me out.
Jurassic World, the fourth movie in the franchise, packs none of the first film's punch. Instead, "World" wastes the potential for suspense on huge amounts of surprisingly cheap-looking CGI, a ludicrous storyline and completely flat, uninteresting characters.
This is a high budget movie that looks like a cheap knockoff. Go watch the original again and give this one a miss, I kinda wish I had.
Bird People (2014)
One of the worst films I've seen this year - maybe ever
I'm debating with myself how many points I should give this film. The lowest score, a "1", feels too low,given the production values and on rare occasion interesting scenes.
However, if the lowest score can stop someone from watching the film, then it is definitely worth it, because 20 minutes into the thing I wanted to get up from my seat and leave the theater.
Firstly, Bird People is boring. There are two main characters in the film. One of the two, Gary the American decides to change his life dramatically. But there is no real investment into his character before this big change takes place. The audience gets left out and it is hard to give a damn about Gary, which is especially true during the "so bad it's funny"- skype breakup scene. Add really hammy acting and dumb dialogue to the mix and you have a complete train wreck of a first hour.
The other character, Audrey, is marginally more interesting. But before the film has time to really draw you in - SURPRISE, Audrey turns into a bird! Yes, she really morphs into a bid. The rest of the film is like a cross between a Disney film and an ad for Marlboro Cigarettes.
I understand the connection between becoming a bird vs freeing yourself from work and relationships. But it is so overstated and ridiculous that any value the film might have had flutters away. And the ending scene just stinks.