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Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
What a mess!!
I would rather watch Thor: The Dark World on repeat for the rest of my life, than sit through that disjointed attempt at comedy ever again. 90% of the "jokes" (if that's what you want to call them), of which there are entirely WAY too many, fall flat.
Burn Notice: Shot in the Dark (2009)
Shameless product placement
Despite the SHAMELESS MGD commercial that's OH SO SUBTLY hidden throughout the episode, this one actually has a lot of heart!
Michael gets to help a client who's problem hits close to home, and it's executed fantastically! The comedic twist at the end is *chef's kiss*
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
A misfire in every way
I never thought I'd say this, but this movie makes me almost miss the Mila Jovovich led Resident Evil movies. The casting couldn't be more off if they hired a blind chimp to fill the roles. The plot...if that's what you want to call it, feels like someone tried to recount the events of the first two Resident Evil games to the screenwriters while drunk, after sustaining a massive head injury.
All in all..just a MASSIVE let down for Resident Evil fans!!!
The Dead Don't Die (2019)
Quirky and hilarious
All the people giving this movie such low scores must either be pretentious, or have watched a different movie than I did. The Dead Don't Die is such a gem. It's quirky characters and the dry delivery fro the cast is hilarious!!!
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
Too many people
Is it too much to ask that we get a Godzilla movie about Godzilla??? Use the humans to set the stage, then kill 'em off in the first 20 minutes and let the monsters...monster for the rest of the movie.
Reign of the Supermen (2019)
What the hell were they thinking??
As an AVID fan of Superman, I could not have been more disappointed by this flick!!! I've read the Death of Superman/Reign of the Supermen comics and thus movie is a completely different story. If you're not familiar with the source material, you'll probably enjoy this movie, but as a comic nerd, I hated it