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Das Signal (2024)
Not for a the 1 stars
This series definitely is not worth a 10 star rating but more a 7. Since it had a terrible overall rating I bumped it up a notch because haters ruin it for the sheep. You all that take others taste into consideration, definitely give this a watch so you don't miss out. I mean come on one of the low rated reviews rated this a one star because they didn't like the child's name, smh. And per usual many watching didn't like how unrealistic it was, smh. Did the synopsis or opening credits say "based on a real story" or that this was a documentary? And then we had those who can't sit through anything longer than thirty minutes without expecting the whole story to be spoon fed in the few scene the "watched".
Beba (2021)
Raw,
Painful, beautiful, tragic, scary, honest, sadly common.
From the opening to the end I was hooked. I believe only those from the same or similar background would truly comprehend what is so bravely shown. I would love to see another if growth as a person and family is achieved later down the path of life.
It was emotional and close to home that I had to share it with my family who only in the past 5-10 years have tried to unlearn all the garbage society forced us into.
This honest depiction of life as a poor person, Latino person, black person and a woman will sadly only resonate with a select few and hopefully with those that claim to be open-minded. Overall give it a watch if you like documentaries about one persons perspective of their life.
Tangerine (2015)
Finally finished
It took me 8 years and 2 weeks to finally watch the whole movie but I finally got there. I'm not a fan of poor to non existent scripts that stretch one sentence into supposed movies. This slice of life focused mainly on one character seeking to confront her pimp/boyfriend. It included to small side stories to attempt to keep your focus. The side story of the other sex worker could have been sadder if we knew anything about her (sindee). The cheating husbands story was good as it was because from all of them had a the entertainment factor that kept you actually wanting to know the outcome of his story. The main story was shallow, sad, and frankly very boring.
Overall there was no depth and nothing was actually show to shine light on any topic they decided to show. It took me so long to watch because it was hard to find on streaming services I managed to get access to and when I did find it I always stoped 10-20 minutes in. Yikes. But hey I can say it was worth a watch if you absolutely have nothing to watch (but do something to keep you entertained because this will make your mind want to wander).
The Seeding (2023)
I never do this
But I couldn't finish. I couldn't get past the horrid writing. Why in the world did they write the dialogue the way they did? Why in the world did the write this in a way that made you want to rip your ears off with your bear hands?? I will say this it's a beautiful location but that was of no doing from those that created this shameful atrocity. How dare they contribute to the dilution of the horror genre. It's because of garbage like this that people think horror films are trash.
Could this have been terrifying, sure, why not. Not horrifying in anyway but it could have been a good thriller. Maybe even scratch the surface of a psychological thriller (maybe). Sadly this was 100% a made for tv movie that is more suited for the lifetime channel minds. Idiotic characters with no human like sense go around like nitwits not knowing what is happening nor what they are getting themselves into. I detest writers who make characters like this, still. Can we please all agree that characters should have sense in their heads. Or atleast write the dimwits in a way that explains why they willingly put themselves in harm.
Aside from the god awful script the acting was so unbelievably unbelievable. Think of any soap opera actor and that is what you get here. The first kid in no way looked nor acted like he was distressed and in need of help. The main actor... I mean wow, was that acting? Was he just handed the script that day and he winged it?
Anyhow I made it through 30 minutes and as I was about to rip my second ear off I decided I should just stop harming myself.
Life & Beth (2022)
Unexpected
I never liked Amy's acting but looking over her flaws and just focusing on the story that was being told, the show was well done. Pairing her motionless body/face worked well with Cera's overall dead fish expressionless acting. At first the thing that bugged me about her acting was getting to me (only her eyes express what she's attempting to convey), but then I simply stopped looking at her and was able to finish the show. All the supporting/side actors/storyline added much needed context/emotion/fun. I didn't know this was her story about her life. I really appreciate when actors leave their façade to show who they are as humans.
If your life growing up was traumatic, and you are someone who is struggling still and or trying to unlearn and relearn, this was a pretty good piece.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
Wellll
It definitely was nostalgic I'll give it that. But this was a greatly missed opportunity to take it out of a cheesy outdated sense of humor, and bring it into a more serious horror masterpiece. This missed opportunity would have definitely made the possibility of a third one worth watching. But after seeing this long needed part two, I think this is where nostalgia must end.
When I saw this I went with someone who hadn't seen the first part. They were bored out of their mind, which was justified (considering they had no context and the new characters added very little to the story). While people were laughing their heads off, for some reason, all the movie got for me were some genuine grins from the nostalgia, but nothing from whatever supposed comedy people were cackling at.
What really got me sad and confused about this part two was the unjustified way the depicted Lydia Deetz. Lydia was not meek nor an easy pushover. She was strong-willed and would have never allowed a man like Rory put her down. At least they made the daughter the way Lydia used to be, and then some.
Overall, only watch if you want the nostalgia of the first to pick up a few years later in the characters adult/midlife and see nothing happen other than old worn-out themes.
Junior (1994)
Huh
I don't understand the poor rating but to be fair I don't understand any rating system. You have no idea what others would or wouldn't enjoy. Primarily think these type of sites should have private ratings that only the user see (so your own personal rating no overall general/public rating). Because too many people are sheep and it's unfair to them to deprive them of something they may (or may not) enjoy.
Anywho, I was shocking pleased by this movie. For its time it wasn't a "I hate women so let's make fun of them" type of film. With that said the comedy is right up the alley of its time. It's semi dry and should be watch with mentality of its time. If you lived or comprehend the 90s I think you might find this watchable. Everyone played their rolls well especially Arnold. He was great at being a scientist incapable of expressing emotions until his hormones changed to which he then performed very well 'clap clap clap'.
Longlegs (2024)
Was not disappointed
Something about this movie I didn't want to see. I don't look at who's acting in a movie and I hate trailers (they're usually nothing but spoilers or the false hype). So I have nothing but the synopsis/plot to go off of. And honestly the words written did not draw my attention. It sounded like so many movies before it. But today (a Friday) I had nothing to do and said, what the hell let's do a dinner theater. Off I went with 0 expectations and a hankering for cheesy nachos.
First of I tip my hat to the ever creative and many faces of The Mr. Cage *clap clap clap*. I had no idea it was him until far into the movie.
My only qualm with the movie was the insanely heavy breathing of the lead actor. Oh my lord, is she having an asthma attack?! I was so concerned she would pass out. Lmao!!!!
Overall it was one for the Nicholas Cage masterpiece collection for sure. Definitely don't go to a packed theater to see it though. There were 20 something year olds and I think this was their first murder mystery thriller because they were gasping at everything (I mean everyTHING) but laughed at unfunny moments. Almost ruined the movie.
Definitely see it if you love occult movies and won't take it as a comedy.
Skinamarink (2022)
Potentially is there
It's absurd this was made before the 70s because it looks and sound like it was made in (for?) that year/mentality. The potential to be actually ominous/scary/creepy/thrilling is there but it lacks so much that it falls flat on truly captivating you and keeping your focus. After 30 minutes I realized this wasn't going to be much of anything but since I have a sick problem of torturing myself with crap I kept watching till the end :,(
What could improve this, should someone want to remake it. A story. Better audible dialogue (this movie could not be watched without subtitles. The toilet flush would not have sounded as such if I didn't read what it was...). Better filming/directing (it was extremely hard to know what if anything was on the screen). Perhaps a prequel with actual dialogue and again a story could help. Help get you into understanding why this movie was trying its darnedest to come of as eerie. And not just a college kid trying their best not to flunk film school (I suppose they passed with this passing grade).
I made up a story to keep me from bashing my brains. I said well, the house is very old with a rich ominous history and I the entity sounds as it does because it's like No Face and or Koh (Spirited Away/AvatarTLA) and takes on the persons voice. And I must say this helped. Not terribly much, but it helped :/
I Used to Be Funny (2023)
Watch it w.o knowing anything
Thankfully I tend to go to the movies and just pick anything, as long as it's not a trash action film. This was one of those picks. I did have expectations but they were quite low because 1-I didn't know what the movie was about and 2-I don't quite care for the Sam (I can't remember her name) actress (yet). This is only the second movie I see with them as the lead and was fully ready to just be blah by this movie too (shiva baby). This actress is just a smidge more emotionally capable slight range in speech and facial expression than Kristen S. I like dry actors but this ever so slight expression unsettles me a bit (i dont know why:).
Anywho enough about that this movie starts out slow and not knowing what will happen or what the movie was about really helped stay focus. If I had known what the movie was about before hand I'd say this was boring but it really wasn't. Well it wasn't that boring it could have used better comedic lines. It picks up once you learn the father's occupation and sadly from that instant you know something horrid happened. I really wished they wouldn't show it but went on with the vagueness that explained but it wasn't to anxiety stricken that one couldn't bare it. It was needed, especially for the folk that probably wouldn't have guessed correctly.
Overall stop reading people's thoughts on something or watching ad trailers before watching a movie. It helps to know a rough premise and that's that.
Napoleon (2023)
Joaquin could only save so much
As someone who learned little to nothing of Napoleon this provided nothing to the audience like me. I was expecting something with great detail for the length of the movie. Was was given was scene after empty scene with extremely unappealing/unpleasant sex scenes (I'm no prude those scenes where just vomit inducing). We get very little of who napoleon was and very little explanation of how he accomplished much of what they decided to show us. After 40 minutes of just pretty scenery I lost completely interest (followed by four others of my guest, two of which are history snobs). I love Jooaquin but he had no business being given the job to act as Napoleon (as many of the side characters.) Everyone needs to be recasted because they all looked, sounded and acted as if they were British which through me off.
Avatar: The Last Airbender (2024)
Doesn't live up to the memory
I've been watching with someone who never saw the cartoon and it really helped to see it through that view. As a show of its own it's worthy of the rating given (where as if uh watched the cartoon this is more of a 5-6). As a "remake" live action version it does not do justice to the show. I do however love that they didn't white wash it. What the constructive criticism of the lower reviews are correct about is that the show lacks character development/depth and this has a rushed pace. Watching the show as a stand alone it makes little to no sense and the scenes are forced into one another making no connection with zero explanation (from the viewers point who didn't watch the cartoon). Since I saw the cartoon I constantly had to fill in the massive gaps, when they wanted to know what was going on.
Overall it's just ok and it could be better if they truly wanted a larger fan base and to make this the next biggest show. The fact that it's pretty and all the special effects are well done makes this worthy of a watch. With that said it is a terribly sad attempt at a live action version of a cartoon that made so many feel so many emotions. This version evokes no emotions for the characters or story. It's more of a mindless semi nostalgic watch.
Code 8: Part II (2024)
Fiction (nonfiction)
Seems like a lot of people were disappointed in this movie (1st and 2nd) because they were expecting SiFi fiction rooted in a fantasy and not a slightly fictional depiction of real life. Womp womp haters going to hate. Yes we all, including myself, watch tv to escape from reality but that isn't a way to live. You can't always shut your eyes and pretend all around you is a bed of roses. One can presume they casted these white dudes to be the leads to not be stereotypical typical and to get those who aren't marginalized into liking the movie. But that's the one thing they got wrong. Can't tell a in real time story (fictional or not) and not include those who are the bases of the story.
Overall there was no need for a second movie but it was well made and included more of how we are in a police state and that's a story that must always be depicted.
Millie Lies Low (2021)
Comedy you say
I had no clue this was promoted as a comedy until I read all the reviews saying how the laughed and enjoyed this comedy. To me its 90% drama and maybe a pinch of dark comedy, although I didn't do much laughing.
*spoiler-Great story of a young adult with clear signs of anxiety due to upbringing trauma (whole worlds on her should feels and loaded imposter syndrome,maybe:) I'm no therapist but babe has got some major issues).*
Well written and acted. I can't quite put my finger on it but something about it definitely didn't keep me captive. I was interested enough to want to know how it and but not give it my full attention. But definitely worth a watch if you like slice of life stories with hopeful endings.
The Amityville Moon (2021)
If only
Decently promising film sadly made into garbage due to the acting which clearly would be the director (casting departments) fault. I mean we're all these people extras who never had attended one class? To be fare this write/director seems to only do E for Effort films. If the people involved aren't students trying to learn then wow. To have money must be nice just to waste it like this.
Overall only what if you are a glutton for torture and have mental issues preventing you from not finding and watching worst than student quality films. The only decent actor was the priest (with the beard).....
Cuban Fury (2014)
Good fun
What in the world are the lower reviews on about... Smh people it's a god damn comedy chillax will ya. I don't care for Chris's characters at all ever he always play a creepy perv and it really seems to fit him well (not a compliment). Best part that had me cracking up was Simon Peg. The whole time I'm watching I was "this isn't right watching this funny man (Frost) without his bff" and then out the blue. Had me dying.
The movie itself was funny and minus the unnecessary creepy human resource nightmare is definitely worthy of a watch. Because of that guy the movies definitely more of a 5-6 rating but I tried to ignore him as much as one could so bumped it up a notch or two.
Overall great soundtrack, fun dance moves (could have been better and focused on more but fun), and the ever so talented Olivia Colman stole the show toward the end *clap clap clap*
Stand by Me (1986)
*ugly sob*
Why did this make me ball my eyes and heart out so profusely at the end. I didn't think I would care for any of the characters like that and somehow it hit me all at once. It was so real. Then also seeing R. Pheonix his story always makes me sob.
I saw this movie as a kid but I didn't remember a lick of it so it was great seeing it again as an adult. If you have seen it or have definitely give it a watch. If you like real life (often drab) stories and have a little time to kill this will help lighten your heart.
No truer words than we will never have friends like those we had when we were younger.
The Informer (2019)
Too high of a rating but
As a person who doesn't like action movies I was shocked at how this caught my attention. I'd typically give these genres a 1 to 3 rating if I waste my time on them but this wasn't that bad.
Cons: writing of some characters and plot (holes, redundancy, loopty loos). The characters chosen to look like tough criminals look like puppy dogs (especially comedian playing rookie cop; who I love in anything else, he's very funny).
Pro: actors doing their jobs to work with what little they were given. Concept.
The ending insinuates a second part is due. Seeing as this had money and covid issues I doubt we will ever see it unless some producers decide on a day they feel like wasting some funds and taking a chance at entertaining as wee folk.
Pose (2018)
Mixed but joyous feels
It's definitely not my type of show yet I freaking loved it (not every episode but as a whole). Some characters made me want to stop watching (Pray, Elektra, Angel, Damon, Candy, The Council, Judy -but I don't like her in many thing). Lol I know that's about half the cast but they did grow on me as the seasons went on. This definitely wasn't something I could binge. Majority in part because I didn't care for the characters, some acting.... but also because of the tears. I cried for characters I didn't like, I cried for the love that was shown, and I cried for the fight that disgracefully had to be fought. I cried because it's my story. Although it wasn't a masterful piece of media, any person willing to tell the story of struggle of any and all people deserves to be viewed by all.
Do yourself and the community a favor and don't compare it just accept and appreciate it for the piece of story it is.
(But being for real this is definitely more of a 6-7 rating, if you must really know and hate like Candy rightfully would).
The Color Purple (1985)
Mixed crowd
Seems there is a divide of those who want real life displayed truthfully in media and those that can't handle it and don't want it at all or just a sprinkle.
This is for the latter. This sprinkle of seriousness makes this movie a comedy/drama, sadly. If you still haven't seen this movie but read the book then don't, unless you want to be infuriated and bored. Unless also you want a disneyfied version of the story.
I watched this movie as a kid and thought I loved it. I can see why I loved it as a kid. But having read the book in my later years and rewatching this version I had to revise my 9star rating. This movie as a whole definitely does not deserve higher than a 5 rating. But because there are parts (acting, singing, cinematography) that were really well done you can't fully fault all of it because of the director or producer.
I havent seen or read anything about the newer version but hopefully they remade it with the intentions of depicting the true words that should be brought to those who don't/can't read.
Top Secret UFO Projects: Declassified (2021)
Have to love people eh...
I love it when people say a documentary doesn't provide enough evidence (what they as normies consider evidence) which said evidence (even for them) is provided. I love it when people say a content isn't a documentary because it is "one sided" as if those type of documentaries don't exist. As if "one sided" documentaries aren't credible (sorry for all the victims that have said documentaries on other subjects).
Whether you think we humans are the only living creatures on all planets in existence or not this doc was a great addition to the subjects. With the way they presented and explained what was presented to the filming and well placed cgi. They helped to visualize what the witnesses were explaining. The story was well written for television viewing and well researched. Sure if you like to watch things on this subject not too much was new but keep in mind it isn't for you who believes and wants to finally be told "hey it's really really real and happening" it's to continue showing and explaining. It's to keep its foot in the door to kick it wide open. So try not to let the info go over your head because you heard it and act out negatively (missing the whole message) but keep your ears open to the info and actually do your part to change for better. Stop being a Debby downer bro.
Shining Vale (2022)
Yeesh
Such hard "critics". If you are one of the small few odd balls who have a censorship ear issue with cursing then you might not care for this hilarious potty mouth filled thriller of a show. Also if you are a religion that doesn't care for other religions and or satanism. Ok so with all those lameos out of the way us heathens can pop some corn and watch these pagans conduct their sacrifices in peace.
I'm shocked at how well everyone acting is. Brava cast, brava. I do wish they gave the son more to do/say (more awkward stuff, i dont know something). I really hope there is a third season because nothing is wrapped up in the latest (2nd) season. I hope it's revealed that the mom had a hand in all this and the dad was a sacrifice (or something of the sort).
Not related to the rating but do baby sharks not grow up? I often wonder about people who illegally smuggle animals they have no business pretending they can in anyway care for.
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)
Why the hate
Unless you didn't enjoy the first film i dont know why you wouldn't like this one. It's identical to the first one. They literally changed nothing but locations. It's the same cheesy "dialogue", same stoopid one liners. What's not to like? :)
This definitely is rated to high but seeing as nothing was new I couldn't very well down vote it since I did enjoy it just as much as the first one. If it doesn't take you much to find humor or fun in silly things then this will be right up your alley.
Nothing but silliness for silly Billy's. Just pop a squat, grab some snacks to keep you occupied while this melts away a couple brain cells.
The Remaining (2014)
I'm a glutton for torture
If you're like me then this dumpster fire will be your cup of tea also.
The positive: everyone's acting from main characters to one second of fame appearances. The sound effects. The lighting. The things that went bump in the night. The beginning of the film toward the middleish (it starts to loose us nonbelievers and fanatic nutjobs around here).
This really could have been a solid 6 if the story was developed before filming. I myself am not biased about a film stories so long as they are entertaining. What make it entertaining is all the positive points above but most importantly an actual story. An actual story that is fully developed for the screen.
Cons: the clear racism (where are all the non Anglo-Saxons). The unclear unexplained reason behind why people are left behind (is the kid from the library supposed to be gay. Was cheating on his gf his only sin... etc).
For this movie they should have explain things fully to us heathens left after the (insert proper religious jargon). As someone mentioned they should take the time to point out all the other religious cults and how they faired in this scenario. Show more. Show us what happened to the main characters that they deserved to be left behind and then explain why they couldn't get back into the "almightys good graces". And explaining or show how and if those that appeared to have kissed enough as5 panned out.
Us (2019)
Harsh critics huh
Many of the lower reviewers state they didn't finishing watching, fell asleep watching and one hilarious person only watched the trailer. That gives you an idea of the small minded imbecile that come on to forums like these to spread their ignorant hate.
When I first watched this, in theater, I must admit I didnt care for it because I allowed myself to be fooled into thinking this would be a traditional horror flick. So I gave it a 6. But seeing as it came to netflix I said why the heck not, sometimes watching something you didn't care for can turn to like (maybe love). As quickly as it arrived to netflix it was already on its way out so I rushed to watch it.
Mostly it was all the same feelings. It wasn't horror scary but the concept is unsettling. Also fyi I've been watching lots of docs on our planet and beyond this helped get in the mood (thing ancient civilization, ufo, space docs). So I got into not as a "oh this is scary" approach but "huh, interesante" approach. So hence a 7.
Anyhow give it a second watch if it wasn't your cup of tea the first time. It's not like it's poorly directed, acted or written. Everything is really well done on that front. It's just ok though. Could definitely be better. Maybe a part two with all the explanations actually explained with a main focus on the actual happenings/creation of the experiments.