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Winged Creatures (2008)
If you really want to be depressed...
I figured with an all star cast I would have enjoyed this more. I thought this was a dark movie worthy of nursing a hangover with bloody Mary's on a Tuesday morning. I don't get why Forest Whitaker gets acting roles. He cannot act his way out of a high school play. No offense, I am sure I offended those who think he is diverse. I really felt like I was going to be depressed the rest of the day and then the booze kicked in. This movie was full of sporadic clues into the story line but it was one of those that you wait until the end only because you are not sure of whether you wasted time or it was a good choice. Well, I want my 90 minutes back. The ending was just as good as the beginning. it's worth watching if you like being sad. But hey, I am no critic I just have an opinion.
Lovely Molly (2011)
I was hoping to be scared. All I got was Horney
I really wanted to be scared. There was only 2 scenes where I was covering my eyes. Yeah, I'm a wuss. Anyhow, there was nothing. Somehow there were a few moments also that should have explained the small details. Like what is with the horse head and the weird butterfly moth guy? Who was that woman in the beginning? I really like scary movies with ghost sexual assults but though there was a real lack of graphic details too. Maybe I am sick but the only thing I really wanted was to see more nude scenes because that was the good parts. Maybe I am not a good critic because I keep talking about the naked scenes. The best part was her awesome naked body. Until the end. Then her body was not that hot. Oh, wait I am reviewing the movie right?
The Steam Experiment (2009)
Val Kilmer is such a flop. I really want to like him.
What the hell is going on with Val Kilmer? Is he always going to play Jim Morrison. I heard the guy is a total egomaniac. I really want to like him but for some reason he keeps landing all of these really weird crappy roles. I can only assume that soon he will go the way of John Travolta and once again become cool. For now this movie was a total bag of dirty socks. The only good part was Eric Roberts. Until he does not bag the hot chick. Than it was all downhill from there. I don't know about you but a scene with Three guys and three hot chicks locked in a steam room that does not have sex in it is just a recipe for disaster. I often wonder who the hell pays money to shoot there's films. I really have a few good movie ideas I just need a list of fools to sell it to. Perhaps the people who did this pile of crap will help me out. Perhaps I am too harsh? O.K. I'll be nice. Val get back in shape and be cool again! I gave is a 3 because there were 3 hot chicks. I would have done 4 but Eric Roberts did not score.