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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
You don't even have to see the movie to know what it's about
It's the same movie all over again. The trailer was the only thing new, and that was basically the whole movie. Jacob takes off his shirt, with the same look on his face, the runs to Bella. Edward is basically a bad husband (And actor). Everyone thinks he just wants to protect Bella, but no, he just wants to control her. And Bella is the worst of them all, she's like a goth that can't act. This whole movie was just a bore, the trailer was the most action in the whole thing. I don't understand why people actually like this series. And my biggest thing about the movie is that, the were in the sun the whole time, but none of the vampires even minded. At least make one of them say "Dang, it's hot out here" or something. Plus, aren't they suppose to glisten when they are in the sun or something? Well guess what, that's a big flaw in the movie because they didn't. The biggest blood sucker of the series are the writers, because they managed to do the same movie in four different ways.
Cake Boss (2009)
I love the cake designs
Okay, so I was watching Law and Order: SUV (A must watch show) and then my mother turned the channel to this show. And I have to say, It's not that bad, kind of average. Basically it's about a cake shop, "Carlos cakes," but most importantly its workers. They bicker back and forth during the cake building, but it mostly to liven up the show a little. The cakes are amazing by the way, in one episode they even built a whole bus station (I think it was). There is one major thing I don't like about the show, they show you what the cake will look like at the beginning of the show. That kind of ruins the bang when they finish it at the end. After watching two episodes of it, I could say it's a good show to watch when you're favorites shows aren't on and you're bored.
In the Flow with Affion Crockett (2011)
Another "original" show by fox
Okay, so I have decided to watch the first three episodes before reviewing just because I thought it would get better (Like the Dave Chappelle show did), but I have to say... IT DIDN'T! Just like everyone else said, it is like a dumber version of Chappelle show. His impersonations aren't really good either, I guess it's his face that makes it unbelievable. There were some skits that made me chuckle, like the hotel skit. It's another mediocre show that Fox is trying to put on us. Overall, it is a good show to watch in bed... when you're trying to go to sleep at night. But I would prefer Dave's show more. (I did think he was funny at first, but after this show I don't even know anymore.)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
This movie could had been one of the greats
One of the only movies I've seen about Nazi's, but not about Hitler. Well... it kind of is, but he isn't one of the main characters. This movie is basically about a group, called the "Inglorious Bastards" trying to kill Hitler and the gang to end the war. Mean while a Jewish survivor has a plan to burn the theater Hitler will be watching a movie in, to avenge her family.
I really liked the plot, and MOST of the actors were good in their role. At times though, I felt as if they were trying to act too funny. The music they chose wasn't a big help either. Like when Also, I hated when they did those slow motion scenes, the people looked foolish. The ending would have been great if not for the music.
It had everything you need to make a great movie. Good actors, a good plot, humor, and suspense. But in the end the little anoyances became one huge one.
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008)
Cancel it!!!
Okay, so my SISTER was watching this show, and since I didn't feel like leaving the room I was looking at it too. One word... BOO. This show makes it seem that every teenage girl in America is having sex and making babies. Then all the same people are having sex and getting pregnant with each other(I think, I only saw one episode). I don't understand why this show is called secret life of an American teenager, because I don't know any group of people at my school who has that much drama at 15, and I'm a teenager! The reason this show is still airing is probably because it's on ABC. If this show was on Fox or any other real network this show would have been canceled. I mean If you do like shows with boring people, bad dialogue, and the same dumb problems, this show is for you. But if you actually have an IQ over 5, pick up the remote.