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Beaten to Death (2022)
I love horror. I love practical fx. I did not like this movie.
From its weak premise, to the unnecessary non-linear way the movie unfolds, to just how ugly this movie is in general. I don't mean the violence. I was well prepared for the violence, and movies like Terrifier 2 were more brutal than this. I mean how every set that wasn't out in the desert made you want to take a shower after looking at it.
I live in the southern US and I know what it's like to be stereotyped in a movie. We're depicted as ignorant bumpkins who never seem to have indoor air conditioning, and do nothing but hunting, fishing, fighting, and drinking beer. This movie adds to the ongoing Australian trope that anyone out there can and will kill you, and they all seem to be related. This movie had the nerve to steal the ending from Eden Lake, not once, but twice in the same movie! (SPOILER FOR EDEN LAKE. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, GO WATCH THAT INSTEAD) It was silly and predictable the FIRST time the main character inadvertently brought a relative of the man he killed to that isolated house. The second and final time was absolutely stupid. The main character, after walking through the desert for a couple of days with no eyes, finally stumbles upon a road, and eventually a man in a truck. What does the man do when he sees someone covered in blood, begging for help? Well, he goes back to that same gd house, of course. Because that man is the father of the dead guy from the beginning, and the other dead guy the eyeless man was somehow able to find from miles away, despite having zero eyes.
This movie is ridiculous, and just expects its audience to buy into the most unbelievable stuff, over and over. At one point, main character is nailed by his hands to the wall by the older brother. He eventually falls, which further rips his hands open. Ten minutes later, he's digging his own grave with absolutely no difficulty. I can't use a shovel if my hands are mildly blistered. But this guy's out there digging a hole deeper than his height, after having been crucified like jesus for hours, up until a few minutes before the scene.
The girlfriend. What a pointless character. They could have cut her completely out, and nothing would have changed. Oh wait. She was only there to give the main character a reason to have the brother drive him to the house where it all happened, rather than drive him to the hospital. You see her singing in a bar, looking at him as if they are in a Hallmark movie. No dialogue. When you see her again, they're sleeping together, and talking about making a drug deal. What? We don't even know this girlfriend. We're never given a chance. She goes from having to wear a bag over her head along with the main character, so the guy can pick up the drugs with them, to being knocked down, and dying from a brain injury. This is the catalyst that drives the entire plot, and it's just some random girl he met in a bar.
Final complaint: The grunting, crying, moaning, and attempts to end his own life by the main character had to have taken up at least 15 minutes of this movie's run time. They made an hour and a half long movie feel as if it were three hours long.
Joy Ride (2023)
I was okay, then turned cliché.
I liked the beginning, the characters, numerous funny scenes all throughout. But then it went in the same direction most comedies go, which is to have the main character lose their cool with the male/female counterpart go their separate ways, only to reunite in the end, and gloss over everything in less than two minutes. It's worth watching, but I hate that it didn't stay consistent throughout. It's 2023. That's an "only happens in the movies" trope that needs to go away. This movie deserved a better third act. It's like the movie's first and the last third screenplays were written by two different people. Still, it's better than The Hangover 2 and 3.
Little Bone Lodge (2023)
It was good, until it wasn't.
"Bad guys meet someone even worse than them." seems to be its own genre, and I'm tired of seeing it. I just watched a very similar movie called The Price We Pay, so the "twist" was very easy to spot early on. The father in the wheelchair keeps making weird faces, and appears to be trying to speak, despite being catatonic in a wheelchair. I wonder if the medication mother is giving him is actually the reason he's in that state? Yep. Of course it is. Which obviously makes mother a villain.
Don't get me wrong. It had potential, and the acting was good. I like the character development with the older brother. When he had to kill the young girl's real mom, that part actually made me tear up. He was the only reason the girl found out that the woman wasn't her real mother, and was able to escape. How does she repay him? By driving off without him. Which led to the dumbest ending.
Mother escapes, and keeps the older brother in the same catatonic state that she kept the girl's father and mother in. Where did she escape to? Just a giant castle off the coast. No way they'll ever find her there. How was she able to afford the place? How does she apparently have a lifetime supply of drugs to keep people catatonic? Who knows? Who cares? The screenwriter sure didn't. I'm no drug expert, but I do know they have an expiration date. Intravenous drugs expire even quicker than medication taken orally.
I don't like movies that fall apart the longer you think about them, and this is definitely one of those movies. The majority of these glowing reviews are false. Look at their accounts. Some of them have been on this site for years, some less, but they almost all have one thing in common. This movie is the ONLY movie "they've" ever reviewed. This seems suspicious af.
Beau Is Afraid (2023)
Beu sure wasn't afraid of wasting three hours of my life!
What even is this movie? It's easily one of the dumbest movies I've seen in a long time. Too bad, because, although I will NEVER watch it again, Hereditary is one of the best horror movies made in the past 20 years. That movie seriously messed with me. I didn't like Midsommer as much, but it was well acted, and lots of it was horrifying.
Now Ari steps up to the plate with Beau Is Afraid as his third film. Everyone loves to see Joaquin Phoenix be all neurotic and panic induced. Remember Joker? Well, this isn't Joker. This is more like a stage play Ari Aster filmed while effed up on ket o mine. This arrogant piece of garbage, pretending to be a film. For three effing hours?! Are you serious?
I'm terminally ill, and was supposed to have died in 2020. This film makes me wish that I had. It also made me realize that Beau Is Afraid could actually be the last movie I ever saw before I died, so I watched about ten really good movies afterwards, just to try and wash the stench of this ?parody? Of films that are deep. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, this isn't.
I hate this movie, I hate whatever d!ck monster we were subjected to towards the end, I hated how none of it made sense, and how little I cared once I watched one of those "Explaining" videos on YouTube. Actually, I watched three different channels, and each one gave me a slightly different breakdown of the movie/school play.
So, yeah. Apparently no one knows what Beau Is Afraid is about, why he's afraid, why a d!ck monster is in the attic, or how Beau's mother is a master at faking her own death. Not just once, but a second time? Maybe? Or maybe Beau got in the boat and he floated into Hell? What? Oh, there's mom...again. Now Beau's feet have become one with the boat? Now the boat has overturned, drowning Beau, while a group of people watch in the worst looking venue ever? Now the credits are rolling? WHAT?!!
Gd it, Ari. You really make me wish we could curse on this site. What were you thinking? This is probably the last film of his I'll be able to see. Why couldn't it have been Midsommer? I rarely give a movie 1 star, because I can almost always find something good in a movie. But if Beau Is Afraid were an actual person, I would want to fight him if he got anywhere near me. And I am far from being a violent person. I prefer my violence to be on film, and to be completely fictional. But I would beat the living s**t out of Beau! I'd put the fear of the god I don't believe in into him! THREE HOURS!
Sawed Off (2022)
This movie has already been made, and it's called...
Blood Punch. That movie is epic, and deserves a lot more attention. It didn't need a remake. It's only a few years old, ffs. Blood Punch did everything this movie did so much better. The acting is better, the actors are better. This just, for lack of a better insult, sucks.
Blood Punch is the type of movie you watch, but can't tell anyone about it. The plot doesn't even kick off until 42 minutes into the movie. It's an insult to have that movie already exist, destined to become a cult classic, and this carbon copy of a movie comes along and takes a big, steaming crap on Blood Punch. Just watch Blood Punch. Skip this, and skip the trailer for Blood Punch. It gives away everything, including the ending.
All Eyes (2022)
This would make for a great double-feature with Deadstream
If you're looking for a monsterfest, you're not going to find it here. The story mainly centers around two characters: Alan, a podcaster who is a broken man and looking for a story. Then there's Don, who offers him a check for 25k via mail, if he will come to his home and help him kill a beast he calls "Eyes". The movie is not even an hour and a half, and you spend a good part of it with only these two characters. The actor who plays Don makes me wish he had been in the movie longer. The man didn't seem to be acting most times. It was like he just became this character.
It almost becomes a different movie during the final 30 minutes. The podcaster has a nice redemption arc, when he realizes that the story of Don and Don's wife was more important to tell, over the hell he endured after Don died. He didn't want to make the story about himself, nor about "Eyes". He wanted it to be Don and his wife's story. I can safely say I haven't seen a movie like this in a long time.
On the Line (2022)
I was really liking it, until it turned into...
David Fincher's The Game. That movie came out over 25 years ago, and it seems like a lot of people have never seen it here. I read reviews praising the twist, and how clever it was. The Game had a premise that didn't fall apart, once you thought about it afterwards. I can't say the same for On The Line. It had to go with the double twist, which was predictable the moment the guy fell down the stairs. It was a decent movie, but I wish the ending had been better. It was basically a double joke ending in a movie that is advertised as being an intense thriller. Had it not turned into The Game (1997) meets April Fool's Day (1986) in the end, this could have been at least a 7. But the ending just left me empty.
Deadstream (2022)
Funny as hell, bloody as hell, and at some points, creepy as hell!
This was such a pleasant surprise for me. I went into this with low expectations, but this was way better than it should have been. I really liked the main character. Which is good, because he's 90% of the movie. Just the main character, surrounded by some very creepy and weird things. This movie was very creative in the creature designs, with each creature being creepier than the last.
This movie takes great inspiration from the Evil Dead franchise, but does so respectfully, and without taking itself too seriously. This is a fun horror comedy, and we don't get enough of those. Do yourself a favor and watch this movie.
Gone in the Night (2022)
Predictable and boring.
The second the other couple appears, they both look sinister af. Surprise! They were responsible for the disappearance of Kath's (Winona Ryder's character) boyfriend. In a movie like this, you should never be one step ahead of it. I was ten steps ahead of it. I'm not a person who tries to outsmart a movie. I prefer to be surprised. But there are no surprises to be had with this movie. None. It even shows the boyfriend having already met the couple thirty minutes into the movie, just to spell it out for anyone who might even be remotely curious as to whether or not they are guilty.
I knew that the owner of the cabin was in on it as well. Why introduce him, have him show such a strong interest in helping WR's character, if he wasn't going to tie into the "twist" somehow? He rented the cabin to both couples for the same night, and not one question as to why or how that happened? When he mentioned his father died from a genetic blood disorder and that he was experimenting with his own treatment, that filled in the WHY part. The couple. The guy is probably the father of one of them, and they took WR's boyfriend so he could use his blood to experiment with.
Still doesn't sound silly? Turns out, the father's not dying. He's using Kath's boyfriend to stay and feel younger. Huh? What? He was looking for a cure to his father's illness and accidentally discovered the fountain of youth? He didn't look any younger than his character would have been, unless he was playing a character in his 80s. Being that his son was in his early to mid 20's, I don't think that to be the case. That reveal rendered the entire movie to be one gigantic waste of time. Then when Kath says that she wants to do it too, with her boyfriend lying right next to her, the dad and son just say, "Okay!" and turn on the psycho girlfriend. "Oh no! Kath tricked us! She wasn't cool with us draining her boyfriend's blood after all!" Also, matching blood types don't seem to be an issue in this movie's universe.
This movie is as dumb as every character in it. The girlfriend was psychotic for absolutely no reason. This movie exists for no reason. I initially gave it 4 stars, because I like Winona Ryder and John Gallagher Jr. As actors. The more I started writing this review, the less stars I wanted to give it. Those two actors deserve much better than this. Dermot Mulroney, as well. I'm giving it three stars for those three actors, and that's being generous to this movie. Damn, this movie is dumb.
Blood Punch (2014)
Wow. Go into this blind like I did. The Trailer Gives Away Everything, Including the Ending!
I saw the still, looked at IMDB, saw it has a decent rating, and decided to go ahead and watch it without knowing anything about it. If you haven't seen it and you love a clever, bloody movie, then this is for you.
Spoilers: I was trying to figure this one out, until the characters themselves found out. I thought Skyler (nice Breaking Bad nod, by the way) was controlling everything, because the psycho boyfriend told Milton to ask Skyler how he knew the process of making meth in the first place as he was being buried alive. This movie is not predictable. I had a lot of fun with it. It starts out like a drug-manufacturing move, and completely turns into Groundhog Day, if Phil had to kill a man every morning, instead of smashing his alarm clock. I'm so glad I avoided watching a trailer for this, because it would have definitely given away the time loop angle. You don't even get the reveal until 43:00 into the movie. I still haven't seen the trailer. Let me go check right now...Holy! The trailer gave away EVERYTHING! It showed the actual ending! Damn. I am so glad I went into this without watching the trailer, because they showed the entire movie in less than two minutes. I'll never understand why movie studios allow marketing to spoil movies in their advertising for them.
Animal Kingdom (2010)
I gave it a 6, because of the acting...
The story, on the other hand, left a lot to be desired. There are things that happen in this movie that are never explained. Like how or why the police would murder the brother of the man they're looking for in broad daylight. The main character was boring. I haven't looked him up, but this feels like it must be his first movie.
Jackie Weaver is great, as always. Guy Pierce is underused, as usual. As was Joel Edgerton. Although I will say that his scene literally left my jaw dropping for a good two minutes. Ben Mendelsohn was so incredibly annoying and unlikable in this movie. He's a great actor, but I hated him in this movie. His entrance dragged the film to a screeching halt. And the scenes he was in, he was either killing, threatening, perving, assaulting, and acting erratic as hell.
It's fine to watch, if you want to see a decent drama. But it's depressing, and I doubt you'll want to see it again.
Annihilation (2018)
Such a beautiful, unnerving movie.
Great acting, all around. Smart script, and beautifully shot. The moment the main characters entered the shimmer, the movie does not let up. One particular scene involving a bear is nightmare fuel.
I love that the movie doesn't feel the need to spoon feed you information. We have no idea where the shimmer is from, why it chose that particular spot, why it chose Kane and Lena as its hosts, what exactly it is, or what its intentions are though Kane and Lena. The characters have no way of knowing the answers to most of these questions, nor do they know that the shimmer survived through Kane and Lena.
It's a movie, much like Arrival, that doesn't warrant a sequel. It told a near-perfect story, with no need to stretch it out any further.
Encounter (2021)
I can understand why a lot of people feel...
Mislead when watching this movie. It's listed as sci-fi, but it's not. Everything we see is all in the main character's head. Only there are scenes that he didn't witness, like the one where all of the bugs crawl out of the vent of a restaurant they were eating at. There's no way the dad saw the bugs.
They were even, I felt, misleading before the dad even came into the movie. They kept showing scenes of bugs, swarms of them, even making it a point to dwell on the mother's neck when she's bitten by one. Again, this is all before the dad, who believes that insects are spreading an alien virus, even enters the movie. I understand when trailers are misleading. I've come to expect it. You see a trailer for a movie and think, "Wow! That looks like it's going to be an amazing horror/thriller!" only to see the movie and find out it's neither. Reminds me of a similarly themed movie with Michael Shannon and Ashley Judd called Bugs.
The acting was great. I've see lead actor Riz Ahmed in several other movies, and he always elevates everything he's in. Disney/Marvel would be wise to give this man a movie. The kids actors were also really good. That's rare in movies, because most child actors are either too stilted in their acting, or they're a walking, talking cliche, because they're mimicking the way other child actors act, instead of just being themselves. These kids did a really good job and were very believable through a wide range of emotions.
Had they left the possible sci-fi element that was promised in the description ambiguous, and not put "sci-fi" tag in the description in the first place, this would not be nearly as divisive as it is. It's not fair to the movie, because this has studio interference written all over it. It's definitely not fair to the actors in this movie, all whom gave great performances all around. It's just that if you order a steak from a restaurant, and they bring out a burger instead, that burger could be the best burger in the world. But you're still going to wonder why you didn't get your steak.
Bloody Hell (2020)
Go into this completely blind. It's a wild, bloody, fun little movie.
I just watched this movie tonight, and I loved it. The main actor completely stole every scene he was in, which was 95%, so that's a great thing. I loved the Misery jokes and payoff. I wasn't really familiar with Ben O'Toole. But after watching Bloody Hell, I'd love to see him in other movies. He carried the movie by himself, and did a perfect job at it. He found the perfect balance of hilarious and menacing.
Another actor I could see in the lead, and one who Ben O'Toole reminded me of, is Tom Pelphrey. He played in Ozark, Iron Fist, and Banshee, a criminally underseen show. Then again, I could say the same thing about this movie.
John Dies at the End (2012)
They always say, "The book is so much better than the movie." In this case, definitely.
It was an ok movie, but for those who've read the book, you'll be disappointed to see entire characters and plot-points are not in the film. Some characters who had big roles in the book were reduced to minor, barely there characters. I'd love to see this filmed as written, but we always have the book. Books, because there are two more in the trilogy. No movie adapted from either, but it's a good thing. Someone needs to fix everything director Don Coscarelli half assed in this lazy adaptation.
Babe (1995)
A flawless movie, from start to finish.
I've been watching movies heavily since I was a kid and we got our first VCR in 1987. I've seen thousands of movies, in nearly every genre. No movie has ever given me the feeling that Babe has. It's so simplistic for the most part, but none of the characters talk as though they are talking down to you, or trying to appease small kids. After all, this movie is rated G. But there are lines that I doubt too many kids would actually get.
Ferdinand: "I suppose the life of an anorexic duck doesn't amount to much in the broad scheme of things."
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Maa: "Darn silly carry-on, if you ask me."
Horse: "The cat says, they call it Christmas."
Ferdinand: "Christmas! Christmas dinner, yeah. Dinner means death. Death means carnage! CHRISTMAS MEANS CARNAGE!"
*flies away frantically
Ferdinand: "CHRISTMASMEANSCARNAGE!"
This movie is just so clever and charming. It makes me feel the same way, every single time I watch it. The voice-overs for the animals were 10 out of10, particularly the actors who voiced Ferdinand, Maa, Fly, Rex, and especially Babe. Actress Christine Cavanaugh, who voiced Babe, was only paid $27,000.00 to voice Babe. She also passed away in 2014, at the age of 51. So doing a deep dive on Cavanaugh turned out to be depressing. Her voice made this movie. I can't imagine any other voice coming out of Babe's mouth. She deserved a lot more.
James Cromwell is in this. Although he barely has any lines, he elevates this movie from a strong 9 to a definite 10. His interactions with Babe aren't forced, and feel magical. I especially loved when he danced for Babe, in an effort to entertain him and make him feel better, while he was sick.
The mice randomly appearing and singing, while connecting each chapter of this movie...bizarre, but absolutely perfect. Horror movies will always be my favorite. Most of my favorite movies (Pulp Fiction, John Carpenter's The Thing, Halloween, Jaws, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I Saw The Devil) are very violent. Babe is void of violence, but overflowing with heart and an enduring quality that has made Babe my favorite movie, since I first saw it in 1996 on video. I was in my 20's when I first saw it, and now, in my 40's, I love it just as much as I did the first time.
Twisted Pair (2018)
Is all of this happening on purpose?
I know terrible movies that become cult classics has been happening for decades. Neil Breen. I don't get him at all. I don't get his movies. I don't get the dialogue. I don't get the plot. I don't get what Neil Breen is doing. This all feels like a giant prank. Like one day, Neil's going to make a movie about how he convinced a large number of people that he was inept as a writer, director, and actor, but it's filled with great acting, beautiful cinematography, and clever, well-written dialogue. That alone would make me give this a 10/10.
As it stands, Twisted Pair is not unintentionally funny, unlike The Room. It's another movie I don't like. But I see what people found funny about it. Watching a Neil Breen movie is like watching Bob Ross paint with white paint on white canvas, while eating crackers, dipping them in milk...and not being Bob Ross at all, but Neil Breen the entire time. What a twiszzzzzzzzzzzz.
Nightmare Alley (2021)
This was definitely a movie.
I sat through nearly two and a half hours of this movie, and it felt like four. The only other couple in the theater tapped out around the one hour and forty-five minute mark. They just walked out, and never came back. I've never seen anyone walk out of a movie, so late into it.
I've only walked out on one movie in my entire life. I wasn't giving up on this one. I really like Guillermo del Toro's movies. Even when they're dull like this one (Crimson Peak, you know you're dull), they're still always beautiful to look at. That's the case here. Only del Toro made one of the most boredom inducing movies I've seen in the past twenty years.
I have no idea what the point of Cate Blanchette's character even was. This entire movie was pointless and depressing. It was as if del Toro looked at the year 2020, and said, "I'm going to turn this into a movie!" Good job. It could now double as the year 2021 as well.
Five stars, and that fifth one is out of respect for Mr. Del Toro.
The Feed (2019)
I TRIED to make it through the entire series. I tapped out after only three episodes.
This show is incredibly boring. After having recently binged the first three seasons of Mr. Robot, this show didn't have to do much. Just keep the viewer entertained, and wanting to know what's going to happen next. Mr. Robot succeeded in that area, whereas The Feed failed miserably. It didn't flesh out its characters. The male and female protagonists meet, talk, and boom...we're two years in the future, with the female nine months pregnant. This all happens within the first fifteen minutes of the show.
The characters are about as interesting as a dirty tube sock with a hole in it. The plot, if you can call it that, revolves around the internet (I guess?) being inside everyone's minds. Only when they show it from the character's perspective, the images they see look like something from Nintendo Wii. One semi-character is addicted to it, and has numerous feeds going on at once. When they show it, it is a jumbled, incoherent mess that makes you wonder how he can focus on ANYTHING that is going on.
You can also save your memories, which they call mundles. It took turning the captions on to even be able to tell what the hell they were calling it. Mundles sounds like a word one of the writer's kid made up after being put on the spot. Apparently, there is an organization trying to take the feed down, by placing some sort of virus in certain people's brains that makes them kill, and stab their own eye out. I'll never know who they are or why they're doing it, because I won't be watching any more episodes.
Boring, pointless, bad acting, bad writing. The Feed did not leave me hungry for more. Instead, it made me want to purge my brain of the three episodes I wasted my time watching.
Fear, Inc. (2016)
This is a very unnecessary movie.
If you've seen a movie involving deaths that may or not be happening, then you're not going to experience anything new. Watching characters were SUPPOSED to believe are dying, but aren't really dying, which we know almost for a fact, but it doesn't matter, because none of the deaths are even remotely convincing.
The end tries to do something different. It shows that everyone involved with the stupid game, outside of the four friends, kill them at the end anyway.That falls apart when you realize that, after their first customer, the police would link the company back to the deaths of the main characters. Instead, it ends with the business getting another call.
I wouldn't call one customer every week or so a very good business. I wouldn't exactly call this a good movie, neither. It was a waste of time, with a wasted premise, and a hole-ridden climax. Watch the MUCH shorter original short on YouTube, that inspired the making of a feature-length film. It works much better as a short film.
Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)
Do yourself a favor and go into this movie completely blind.
I'll say very little, but I do have to point these things out. The acting was phenomenal, especially from Jeff Bridges, Cynthia Erivo, and Lewis Pullman. The character development was incredibly rich. The film, written and directed by Drew Goddard (The Cabin In The Woods) was beautifully shot. And where as most movies rely on a twist in the end, the twists came every 15 minutes or so, within the characters themselves. I can't recommend this enough. Someone PLEASE make Drew Goddard write and direct a movie every year. He has a talent within him that is vastly underutilized.
I almost want to give it 9 stars, but it's SO close!
Feral (2017)
My god, what a mess of a movie!
To be honest, this movie isn't even worth reviewing. So I'll be quick and to the point, because I don't want anyone to waste 90 minutes of their life on this movie. The only two likable characters in this movie get taken out of commission within the first 10 minutes. After that, you're left with the whiniest, most annoying group of people you'd never want to meet. They meet someone, played by Lew Temple, who deserves way better than to be in this, and he's nice enough to let them bring their injured friend to his cabin, stay there, and feed them. You would think they would be grateful, right? No.
Scout-Taylor Compton, who suffers from resting b!tch face, spends the entire time looking at him, as if he killed her mother. She shoots the guy, when he's trying to explain what's going to happen to their friend, chases him out of his own home, then beats him with his own gun when he comes back. Oh and her girlfriend stabs him in the back. He tells them that their friends (two at this point) are infected, and are going to turn into the creature that she has already seen one of her friends turn into, after it tried to kill them all. Her response? "NO! I am training to be a doctor! I am NOT killing her!"
Cut to 10 minutes later, when she's bashing friend #2's skull open like it's a pumpkin, to save her own butt. Then she sends her girlfriend out into the woods, knowing full well that there is another creature out there, while SHE keeps the gun. Sure enough, her girlfriend gets attacked and infected. Her girlfriend BEGS her to kill her, because she doesn't want to become a creature. Does she grant her girlfriend's final request? NO! She leaves the gun with her and makes her commit suicide...alone. Then it ends on the other infected friend who is handcuffed to a bed, growling. As if we forgot, or even cared that SHE was still there.
If you've read this and you STILL want to watch this movie, then you will watch anything. You probably have posters of The Bye Bye Man, Truth Or Dare, and The Emoji Movie framed on your wall. No insult. It takes all kinds to make a society.
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
Final nail in a long overdue coffin
Speaking of nails, I specifically remember stepping on a nail a few months before I saw this movie. My foot became infected and I had to endure a long healing process, along with a ton of shots. That experience, as painful as I remember it being, was far less painful than sitting through this godawful movie. I'd walk a plank full of nails a mile long, while barefoot, rather than watch this movie again,