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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Only if your into corny one liners and sub par action.
This film is not for anyone who conceals a brain inside their actual skull. For the most part this film is not tricking anyone it is what it is a B movie. An action film centered around silly/corny entertainment. The action scenes aren't even really that great you can almost pick apart every scene and say oh! that happened before in this movie! Its like one huge walking parody... sadly its not. It is its own monster! I tried to really like it I viewed it twice! By the second time I already dubbed this film an unwatchable to the sheer lack amount of seriousness it. I enjoy believable films even in fantasy if their is a dragon I have to believe there could be a dragon... in kill bill nothing is believable except for the fact bill would want to kill everyone because the guy actually sees how bad they really are at acting and making this film. Now if you enjoyed this movie all I can say is.. good for you I'm happy you are so easily entertained by stupidity. I Wish at time I had this gift of watching shitty films and liking them but I don't and sadly I see them for what they truly are a disgrace to cinema! Only watch this film if you clearly understand what your getting into! This is not a serious story, it will never attempt to be serious in all seriousness it will forever try to however amuse you with trying to be witty and corny at the same time. If that's your bag of entertainment so be it.. but I prefer a film that tries to bring me out of my own head instead of bashing me right into it to ridicule the whole film. Movies are better when they can be an escape and take you to a different world with Kill bill your constantly reminded your watching a film and there is no escape from the sheer amount of stupidity in the film its like the icing on the cake its thick and its on top its the first part you see. Kill bill is the same its rich with corny one liners and action scenes to make you laugh. Im all for comedy but not in this form and I def prefer my action movies to have realism and attempt to be realistic instead of a walking punch line.
The Purge: Election Year (2016)
Amazing Franchise Don't listen to folks who only watched maybe 10 min.
The first Purge film was my least favorite mainly due to the fact of the pacing it felt really slow and most of the scenes took place in a house felt very cramped... Second film probably my favorite because of how crazy it was very entertaining you really have to cherish gems like this too far and few good films come out to the big screen especially horror/slasher genere its pretty non existent actually all horror is pretty non existent as of late mainly floating on the dollar bills of paranormal type films lots of ghost stuff right now and all pg 13 sadly.. almost all horror recently or any good attempt at horror has been met with either negative reviews for no reason or just plain bad rating choices limiting the horror experience to a family crowd for just jump scares and no gore. One title in particular being The Lazarus effect really well done film great ideas could have done better with story but really left a good ending for a sequel sadly poor reviews because it had a similar plot to some past films and tried to do something different which was really cool I thought. But my main point is this franchise is golden who ever says the purge films sucks have never seen a good film. I agree they could be a little bit better a little more on the scary side instead of action but I wouldn't have it any other way because its hard to really scare people these days we seen all the tricks Id rather a film do what it can do instead of try and fail miserably. Purge really makes a good slasher/gore/action film there are some horror/thriller elements present but that's not what holds the film together its mainly a thrill ride. I would rather see more purge films than all these other reboots and remakes we keep getting so I say keep on! I would like another Seargent storyline but afterwards I think its time to drop him and tell a new tale its time for some nice spin offs from the purgers viewpoint or some really cool stories outside DC maybe a farm town where a band gets stranded and has to try and defend themselves on the tour bus from a bunch of redneck purgers! Either way if you haven't seen a purge film watch not just one watch two to get a good feel for it you might hate one and absolutely love the next one. I cant stand the first one I hate it... so to each their own. But give it a try you wont be disappointed its a really fun watch.
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)
A new Hope turned into a New Nightmare!
JJ you had me worried you would not come close to the originals story telling or its mythology and would ruin much of the magic behind star wars even thought you might make wookies talk in English.... and I was .... not surprised the film was a total flopp it sucked it lacked all the creative genius from the other two sagas... and just threw nostaliga all over us and made us choke it down and call it star wars.... the force did not awaken the force sunk deeper into a coma with this lastest installment with a complete remake of a new hope with a gender swap and a few terrible other moments shot on film and put into a show.. I feel as if the star wars we all knew and loved is dead and died with george when he sold the rights... kind of un willingly... and then Disney the biggest global Nazi company in the world... bought it I already had nightmares on what was to come... and my fears came true.. it did not lead me to the dark side but to a whole another side... a losing side... the movie falls flat with no real suspense or action everything kinda makes no sense and what does make sense makes even less sense later... Much of the rules george wrote for the star wars universe were broken in this movie too so its hard to find any redeemable qualities when it was made soo poorly with almost zero respect for the source material and its fans... I feel like only reason it was a box office successes is because all the kids and families going to see it.. not because it was actually good in any form of way.. I hope JJ quits and lets someone more creative take over... and Disney loses the rights then I would know things are right again... At least we have the originals and the clone wars anime to make up for this!!!!!! JJ you are the sole representation and Incarnation of Hitler and the nazi army! parterning with Disney and making this atrocious film!
Curse of Chucky (2013)
WHO in the right mind would produce this film....
Chucky is an iconic figure in the horror genre it's as if someone just wanted money and had never seen a chucky movie made this. I agree the film before this was not all that great either to be honest childs play is the best and my personal favorite is the Bride of Chucky because you really got to see chuckys side way more. That's one reason this movie I believe failed is because of the fact the doll looks terrible only time it looks good is when its talking the old first film had a better doll than this movie. Chucky didn't really get much screen time at least as a talking psychopathic doll. This film was below a 1 to me I felt for its time it should have been 100x better.