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Hunters (2016)
Not a movie with a plot per se'
Another of the many amateur made videos being flouted and touted as a horror movie by the producers etc in order to garner views. They get me all the time probably because i'm a horror fan like so many out there in on the "find a good one" search. The Bad guys trap, torture, and enslave the victims before forcing them to man the cameras to capture the blood and guts as they find and trap and torture and kill the next victims. Some of the bloody scenes are very gory and were hard to watch for me because i kept asking myself why? Why would they want to "pretend" like this and record it? This was not made in the Hollywood style, nor any style i can see other than the murder porno style which as made up as that sounds is all that comes to mind after watching some of this. Zero on a scale of 0-10 for me. Very bad and very unnecessary. I think i'll go wash now...
Knock Knock (2015)
Just another very bad Eli Roth movie...
OK, I did not like this movie at all! Why? Because, well, it began like any other movie, but within two minutes I was shaking my head at the corniness of the lines and the acting. This plot has been done over and over again with a heck of a lot more Whoompf than this Eli Roth gbg! But, what else is new about an Eli Roth movie eh...I am not a fan. Let me tell you about another flick i saw, and IF you watch this Roth thing and then see the film I write of...well you decide. I won't give you the title, see it and you will know. A director who is irritatingly obnoxious and extremely egotistical is auditioning actresses for his "New Hit" An actress enters, she is shy, and very innocent, he immediately hits on her, then dismisses her and ends her audition. She returns, dressed to kill, and the director, not knowing this is the innocent from earlier, tells her she has the role but he wants to discuss it at his place over dinner. His best move. She says alright and they meet at his place, But she isn't alone. Her "friend" has come along. the egotistical director see's an opportunity, or so he thinks and hits them both up. They trick him, tie him, torture him, and then when he thinks they have finally left him after breaking a lot of bones etc, He begins to crawl only find they are not gone.Surprise! The End. This movie "Knock,Knock" wasn't as good as the "B" movie i write of. I hope you get to see this other movie, or anything instead of Knock Knock, because as bad as it was it was a lot better than this Eli Roth piece of ... Movie. Don't watch it if you are a Keanu Reeves fan. Don't watch it if you are a movie fan. Just Don't Watch It! But if you do at least you were warned right? Enjoy your time at the movies folks ltr!
Backcountry (2014)
Really good...
Been a long time since i have watched a movie and felt real fear in the pit of my stomach as a result, but there it is. Back Country kept my attention well enough to keep me watching, maybe because i wanted to see what happened to the couple, or maybe because i like the outdoors. Hmm? Dunno but in the end i am glad i watched Back Country. I am a horror fan, and a thriller fan, and , well a movie fan all around, but lately i have been trying to watch a movie that made me feel frightened, and scared deep in my stomach. Weird? maybe, but that is how i used to feel when i watched a truly scary movie unlike now when i find myself grossed out and feeling a little like a just watch something illegal more often than not. Maybe i am becoming jaded? who knows, who cares! This movie made me feel that old nervous and butterflies in my stomach kind of scared so i am grateful! Watch Back Country and enjoy yourself because i sure as heck did!
Shock Value (2014)
A genuine comedy/horror...
This was a decent movie, and I enjoyed watching it! I liked the acting throughout,and thought that the whole flick was put together fairly well. I am no screenwriter so I can't say that it was, or was not well written, however I will say that I liked the story & it kept me watching. So well there it is! I laughed and jumped (well close to it anyway) and I was grossed out. The drama wasn't hard to watch at all and the the comedy kept a smile on my face. This definitely helped when the blood and guts parts kicked in! I can and will recommend this flick as a movie that I enjoyed so check it out eh!! (and) Enjoy your time at the movies, i sure did!
The Bunnyman Massacre (2014)
Comedy? Horror? Black Comedy?
The tag for this flick is Horror, but can you really call it that? The acts themselves are (from the get-go) horrifying in and of themselves but is this really Horror? I have no problem watching movies like this and Usually I have a good chuckle or two when the flick is done well, or at least half way up the hill to being done well anyway. I wanted to watch a horror though so I felt a little gypped because I believed the tag. Oh well, I can't recommend this movie to everyone, however; For those who like senseless slaughter with no real plot, rhyme or reason behind it(like I do from time to time!)then you will probably like Bunnyman Massacre! If you are looking for something to send chills up your spine and maybe make you jump a little in your seat you may want to keep looking. Bunnyman is a movie like so many others these days, made for whatever reason they had yet for none that the audience can see or figure out. Maybe some other time Bunnyman! (No, no Bunnyman is massacred)Enjoy your time at the movies, I will!
Varsity Blood (2014)
Football, Cheerleaders, Halloween, And...???
The team is ready, and the girls are all in, time to have a party! Right? Besides, Halloween always makes it better! Right? All the makin's of a great ol' horror flick! RIGHT? Well..I would have enjoyed saying YES! but I can't. I just can't! Difficult movie to review. Why? Because the whole thing was a poor excuse for a horror, and a movie.(moho) maybe if the timing had been better? Or maybe if the actors meshed a little better? Or maybe if the story had...AWW! I can't, i just Can't!! Sorry folks but this movie was, to me, about as good as this review...I would give you more but i believe everyone is entitled to their own opin-viewing. Enjoy your time at the movies, i did!
Masters of Horror: The Damned Thing (2006)
I liked it!
So many movies Such small amounts of pleasure... Or perhaps the pleasure is just too spread out eh? Anywayzz; I really enjoy movies and shows like this one. They don't pretend to be anything more than what they are like a whole lot of flicks these days.(I don't trust trailers anymore, and no, not the kind with wheels). If you want reality i get it i really do, but i don't want reality when i sit down to watch a movie.(just me i guess) I just want to be entertained for a couple of hours, and to sort of remove myself for a bit eh. This flick let me do just that I AM HAPPY TO SAY! I enjoyed the actors and i liked the story which even made me giggle a few times as well!(shhh!) Here here, and jolly good shoooe, and all that! Enjoy your time at the movies!!(I did:-))