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Knight Chills (2001)
Do not watch this movie!!!!
To say that this is a b-movie is an insult to every b-movie ever made. I had honestly thought I had seen the worst movies had to offer, until I saw Knight Chills I was wrong.
Technically it was a horror movie in the fact that as a role-player if I even look remotely like that I want to be killed. A half an hour was wasted on the stupid role-playing sessions, the deaths were cheesy and nonexistent, and the "twist" at the end just made you lament even more the hour and a half of your life lost.
There was no depth, I could spit and it would be deeper. Cardboard cut outs would have more character development and acting skills. I could write an outline in five minutes after being up for a week straight and drunk, film it in my backyard for $5 and it would be a better movie.
Final comment: Knight Chills cheaper than a lobotomy.