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Jules et Jim (1962)
Think for yourselves
Truly have a mind of your own and do not be influenced by other peoples reviews!!! This is the WORST film I have ever seen. The characters are completely devoid of human interest and the female lead is the most psychotic uninteresting ugly and flaccid character I have the dishonor of recalling in Cinema. There are so many bad lines... breasts like grenades blah blah blah. I swear when the guy was cutting logs he should have taken the biggest and taken one to his French friends shoulders. If we all acted like these lovies then we would never get on with normal life. Get real this is not top cinema, nor was it ground breaking, thank God we have decent French cinema in abundance. Cinematography appalling, soundtrack appalling, script appalling. Appeal nil points. Zut alors!!!
Soccer Dog: European Cup (2004)
Referee - red card surely!!!
Give this the swerve, American dross at its finest. Shot in a fictitious Scottish town in California. The special effects, story and cinematography are appalling. The actors are plastic and the only good thing about this film is that it does end. This sort of production takes me back to when VHS videos first came out and companies sneaked titles passed the unsuspecting viewer by dollying up the jacket details. I never normally get a film unless I've seen a few reviews or had a recommendation but with the kids tugging at my shirt and a cursory glance at "Scottish" and "Soccer" I was duped.
Seriously folks this has to go in the worst 100 bin just next to Wimbledon :O)