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Two Witches (2021)
An Indie low budget horror film to be sure ...
... and not every friend on the set of this picture should have been invited to the party, but there are some very effective moments - some scary, some creepy, some gory. Both lead actresses are appealing enough to carry along the rest of the amateur cast (obvious "May" vibes aside). Watched this on Halloween and definitely felt seasonally satisfied. To top it all off, the film sets up its own franchise universe. In short, this film delivers everything you'd expect from a studio film - and it didn't waste a ton of money just to disappoint like a lot of blumhouse productions of late.
Bring it on my witches - i'm ready for your next chapter!
Foxes (1980)
This Movie is Souless
First off, the music is a travesty for a youth film set in the late 70s. The whole affair is a tv-worthy amalgam of less-than gritty 70s and vapid 80s. Baio is wooden (but when isn't he?). His skateboard chase scene is ridiculous! Foster is cold and emotionless, unless she's yelling. Kellerman is set dressing. Romanus does exactly what he did in Ridgemont High. Only Randy Quaid is notable here as a cradle robber who gets more than he asked for - and then some!
The story is aimless and sexless. The girls conversations more east coast than west. The cautionary tale aspect is too tidy. Never have I been more disappointed in the lack of motivation of characters loosely based on Gerald and Cherlene Gallago!