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Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
An Atrocity to the Art of Film-making
Freddy Got Fingered is neither clever, nor entertaining, and is certainly not anything more than the masturabatorial direction debut of a fool with a camera. The film has no arc, no genuine plot development, and not a single character is likable (not to be confused with the Byronic-Heros of films like "A Clockwork Orange,"). The vast majority of the scenes serve no purpose at all in the film. Those who claim that the film is not just a 'gross-out' comedy are sadly mistaken. There is no second interpretation of an elephant masturbation scene. It does not 'portray' anything remotely deeper than the superficiality of it's repulsiveness. Those who claim that this film is similar to other shunned films at their debut (references to "A Clockwork Orange" and "The Shining") are using inaccurately transitive properties. It's like saying that since slavery abolitionists of the 1800's were initially unpopular, yet now are heroes, that neo-nazis should be held as heroes since they are presently unpopular. Not to mention that the films cited above were unpopular because they filmed scenes that were supplemental to the plot, yet appeared graphic, and ultimately enhanced the social commentary. THERE IS NO SOCIAL COMMENTARY IN A BABY-SWINGING FILM. And don't try and claim that 'individuality' angle. Charles Manson was 'individual' too. In conclusion, do not watch this film. If you are thinking about watching it because you heard so many bad reviews and think it would be entertaining in it's awfulness, go no further. This film deserves no respect. It is a stain on the art of films.
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
A Brilliant Feat of Cinematic Achievement
I absolutely loved this film. It strove to be more than just an action film, and succeeded with flying colors. I cannot begin to comprehend how people can review this film as less than revolutionary in its marriage of philosophy and martial arts. The philosophy of it is mind-blowing, and is deep enough to suffice the film on its own, but also supports incredible visual ornamentation. Aside from the grand-scale fight scenes the film is rife with tiny moments of great action concepts, that is to say, just the quarter-second-long manner in which a character flips to his feet is the sort of thing that makes you smile. Ignore the nay-sayers. This is an incredible film.