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Faces in the Crowd (2011)
Watch it at 2Pm on a rainy Sunday
***This doesn't have spoilers just vague spoilers***
where to start with this review, I knew what I was getting into when you start a Milla Jovovich movie, though popular (only by looks and a decent actor) she performs in terrible movies her last good ones were probably "Fifth element", "the messenger" and "Zoolander" other then that the rest of her movies are quite bad. This is another one.
Its supposed to be a crime drama but honestly if you're paying attention you're going to find out who the killer is half way through the movie. The whole movie I'm screaming "Its that person! Its that person!" This movie doesn't try to be funny or comical or witty its incredibly bland though some what dramatic at times. Milla Jovovich character was a terrible love interest their was no chemistry at all between the two, they were together for maybe 3 days "movie time" and were expected to care about what happens to them as a couple, its corny how over dramatized it is. This movie is boring, honestly I doubt if even me writing this review is even worth my time. I'm just trying to save you time and say skip this one and watch it at 2pm on a rainy Sunday if you have nothing better to do.
Page Eight (2011)
Dear Lord this movie is stupid boring
I liked the cast, but small things kept taking me out of the characters such as seeing Bill Nighy's ear piercings every other shot. The movie jumps all around with characters some of which you have no clue who they are or why they exists. Bill Nighy's character is a "player" for lack of a better word, which to me makes him unlikable and unbelievable when it comes to the end scene's. some plot lines are not needed they simply just needed to fill in space.
This movie is the farthest thing from a "thriller" you could shoot the whole movie with people talking from a giant round table. Nothing happens the entire movie, I could careless about most of the characters because there's just too many of them to jam into this movie.
Honestly stay away from this movie you will want your time back, Its stupid boring. Its not funny, no drama, its not witty, its not even good its just stupid boring.