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Zombie Bloodbath (1993)
Give the man a fair shake
Will all of you please lay the hell off Todd Sheets!?! Let's give you $30,000 to make a movie and see what you come up with! The guy got 735 zombies and a regular cast to work for FREE! Sure the acting is laughable at times. Yes the make-up is not greatest you'll ever see. But it's not the worst either, if you want to see that, go watch Zombie Nation with it's raccoon zombies.
This is pure, good old fashioned Guerilla Film-making! Todd is a consummate professional, and an all around nice guy. There are holes in the plot, yes. The plot does seem far-fetched. But what the hell, I still love this movie. I wish Todd Sheets would come out of hiding and do the remake of this that he was going to. If anyone has ever tried to make a movie, they know that just finishing it, is an achievement in and of itself.
Hindfeld (1993)
Possibly the greatest spoof adult film ever
Hindfeld was the First full length adult film I ever saw. I picked it up after reading a review of it in an adult publication.
Hindfeld is obviously a spoof of Sienfeld, the show I personally feel was the worst sitcom ever, however others will disagree with me. It even has the same feel and a similar set to Seinfeld.
The basic premise is as follows: Jerry Hindfeld walks in on his agent having back door fun with one of Jerry's groupies. After this he asks his friends (Elaine, George and Creamer) if any of them have ever been down the Hershey Highway, they all say they have heard it hurts, and they make a bet, The first to give or get it in the tail pipe will win $100. Hilarity ensues as each participant tries to do it. The final scene is the best ever.
Definitely Must See TV!!!
***** out of *****
Halloween... The Happy Haunting of America! (1997)
Great for what it is
I picked this up on e-bay an a whim. It was listed as a video about Halloween with Alice Cooper, who my wife is totally obsessed with. After watching it, I found that I had not learned much, but I did thoroughly enjoy the video, especially the parts with bob burns. This video is strewn with famous horror movie actors, almost to the point that it's a who's who of horror. I'm hoping they make a second, third and fourth in the series to be honest. The history of the Don Post Studios was a nice view in to a company that i spend $500 on every year. If you got $10 to spare, head on over to e-bay and pick this up, you'll thoroughly enjoy yourself. If you don't enjoy it, well I guess I'm just crazy then