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It Chapter Two (2019)
Poorly Done
There is minimal plot and no real direction to the film.
The film relies heavily on bad CGI and it becomes annoying quickly.
There is nothing smart or interesting about this film.
I found the film boring and I want my 3 hours back.
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
3 Hours I'll Never Get Back
The film has no real plot and goes nowhere.
I'm giving it 4 stars because the acting and cinematography were fantastic.
Luther the Geek (1989)
Brilliant masterpiece of cinema.
**This review may contain spoilers.**
I am shocked and deeply saddened that this masterpiece, after nearly 28 years, has yet to win an academy award for best picture. This film revitalized cinema, and sets the bar for acting and direction. The writing is brilliant, and the writer actually learned how to speak chicken to write Luther's dialogue. (Chicken to English translations are available on the Blu-Ray edition.)
The film focuses on brilliant, yet misunderstood youth named Luther. After a lengthy apprenticeship under a master chicken wrangler, Luther is framed by jealous townspeople for a series of murders. Luther's dream to attend dental school is shattered!
Luther is unjustly incarcerated for 20 years, and spends his time learning a new language and studying dentistry. Luckily, the parole board realizes this grave injustice, and sets Luther free.
After his release, Luther ventures into town looking for work at the local grocery store. He is ridiculed by the staff because they are intimidated by his homemade dentures and eloquent verbal skills.
Fleeing the store, Luther stops to help a hungry elderly woman, only for her to attack him. Luther attempts to calm her, but she kills herself in a fit of rage. The townspeople quickly assume that Luther is to blame, and he is forced to flee.
Borrowing a vehicle, Luther retreats to serenity of the countryside hoping to start anew. He soon spots a small farmhouse, and stops by the inquire if perhaps there are any chores he could do in exchange for a hot meal.
Unfortunately, the farmhouse is inhabited by a family of lunatic criminals. Instead of helping Luther get back on his feet, they kidnap and torment him. Luther tries to reason with the family, offering them free dental care and instruction in a foreign language in exchange for his freedom. The family refuses, and begins hunting Luther along with the help of an evil sheriff.
Luther fights valiantly against the racist hillbillies, but is eventually killed by a mentally ill woman.
This is an important cautionary tale for the modern age that details what happens when bigotry is allowed to thrive.
Red Dawn (1984)
The future under Obama.
This film accurately portrays the near future under the rule of Obama. This film is an excellent primer for those unwilling to be enslaved by the anointed one.
This film accurately portrays the near future under the rule of Obama. This film is an excellent primer for those unwilling to be enslaved by the anointed one.
This film accurately portrays the near future under the rule of Obama. This film is an excellent primer for those unwilling to be enslaved by the anointed one.
This film accurately portrays the near future under the rule of Obama. This film is an excellent primer for those unwilling to be enslaved by the anointed one.