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Robot Jox (1989)
Greatest Giant Robot fighting after World War 3 movie ever.
This was a great movie. There wasn't one minute this movie was on when I wasn't laughing. This movie wasn't supposed to be a comedy, but that's what it ended up being. The one liner's, particularly the one where the Russian says "This time next week, I kill you dead", and just the crappy effects were enough to make this movie great. My favorite part of this movie is when the giant chainsaw comes out of one of the robot's crotch. I mean, come on. How can they be serious. And then you have the fat cowboy who is exactly like Joe Don Baker killing Chinese people. It's great. If you've never laughed at anything, rent this movie, or if possible buy it. Please.
Blood Beach (1980)
If you like Muppets, you'll like this movie.
This movie sucks. Plain and simple. If you watch this movie thinking it will be good, you are a moron. I didn't understand anything that was going on except that there is a monster under the sand and it eats people. Fred, the guy who works at West Coast Video, said it was one of his favorite movies of all time, so we didn't expect it to be that bad. But when we started watching it, the movie made us become violent. We all started hurting our fat friend Anthony and he threw Shasta at us. Anyway, This movie was terrible. People keep dying on the beach, and they find out its a monster eating people. The monster looks like a venus fly trap made out of tissue paper. They kill the monster and then the movie ends. That's it. Don't watch it. It will steal your soul.
Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo (1995)
Touching Story of Love and Betrayal
If this movie was a food, it would be pizza. My reasons are that everyone likes pizza, and everyone would love this movie if they just gave it a chance. It has a very developed story line with many plot twists. When two hunters accidently kill the guardian of a feared creature, The Wendigo, The Wendigo goes on a murderous rampage on an island. A different group of hunters is stranded on the island due to a rather large snowstorm, left to fight for their lives against the Wendigo and the infamous chili monsters. Ahhhhh, the chili monsters. The chili monsters are one of the most brilliant creatures ever developed on the silver screen and their scene includes a brilliant piece of music to go along with it. After seeing this scene and hearing the music you will never want to see another movie. This movie has the best score ever. See this movie if you want to have a good time. Trust me.
9976 out of 9976 stars.