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The Legend of Jack and Diane (2023)
What a complete waste of my time
This is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen... Horrible acting, even sizemore's acting is atrocious, horrible story line, disjointed plot, just a complete train wreck of a movie...I don't recognize any of the other actors, but I hope to never see them in anything ever again... However, they might be good in the next Friday the 13th disaster, hopefully jason would make short work of them so we wouldn't have to endure their terrible acting for too long... Next, for the writer of the disaster... Whoever wrote this has no business writing anything except maybe a grocery list, but I'm more than sure they would mess that up too... Bottom line??? Do yourself a favor and do not waste your time on this movie, you WILL thank me...
Malignant (2021)
Quite possibly worse than Soylent Green
Please don't waste you time watching this movie... I even think Soylent Green was better... Disjointed storyline, the worst actors on planet Earth, and the writer, director, and producer should be banned from ever making a movie ever again... The name of the movie is dumb, the detectives are just pure garbage, and did I say the storyline was disjointed????? I URGE ALL PEOPLE OF PLANET EARTH TO NEVER WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
The Irishman (2019)
More lies from hollywood...
There is NO WAY that frank sheeran killed jimmy hoffa!!! He was killed by Salvatore 'Sally Bugs' Briguglio... New information has been given to the Justice Department and the location of Hoffa's body is now known and will be released in the coming months... So this movie is three and a half hour of PURE BULLCRAP!!!
Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019)
Extremely boring, shockingly lame, and a real letdown
This movie was hyped as the next gruesome telling of the Ted Bundy tale, but it was a complete letdown. And there were A LOT of errors also. This guy was the ultimate in serial killers, a perfect killing machine, but does it look into the psychology of what drove him? NOPE... Just his lame ass idiot for a girlfriend who supposedly told the police his name??? Yeah right... Hollywood trying to make up their own version of the truth AGAIN!!! It was given an r rating because of violence???? One picture of a headless woman and Ted with a crowbar??? Yeah, REALLY SCARY STUFF!!! Hollywood needs to get it's head our of it's ass, because when you hype a movie so much, and then deliver garbage time after time, it's about time to not watch movies anymore...
The Wall (2017)
Pathetic propaganda from hollyweed jerks
This was a pretty good movie until right toward the end, and the end SUCKED!!! WHY would hollyweed think it's a good idea to make a pro-iraq movie??? Could it be because of their "resistance" to the current President??? YES... Could it be because they hate this country??? YES AGAIN!!! Sure would be nice if one of those jerkoffs actually did a tour in iraq, but NO ONE in hollyweed has the balls!!!!
The Visit (2015)
Pathetic
I wish there was an option for no stars!!! Just horrible, and a complete of time!!!! I really don't want to review this piece of garbage anymore, but I got a message that a review must be at least ten lines of text... However, you definitely do not need ten lines of text to know that this movie sucks in so many ways... I was going to turn it off, but I thought, like an idiot that maybe there was a real twist... Nope, no twist, just a pathetic story line that someone on crack or meth must have come up with. The beginning sucked, the middle sucked, and the end sucked even worse than the beginning... So, please, whatever you do, do not waste money renting this piece of trash...