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Puppy (2013)
Utterly charming.
We join this short and find a minion cleaning Gru's windows (with a hidden Van Gogh in the suds) and admiring the neighborhood dog owners happily walking their pets down the street.
After being rejected by 'Kyle', a pigeon, a squirrel and a ladybug, his search for a pet of his own takes an odd turn.
I was maybe a little disappointed by the second Despicable me movie,,, this 4 minute short actually made up for it. It almost gives me hope that they can pull off a stand-alone Minion movie.
A sweet, simple tale of a minion and his 'puppy'. This the best of the 3 mini-movies by a mile.
Enthiran (2010)
Oh My. Don't listen to any reviews by Indians.
You remember a few years ago? There was that tragically bad South Korean film about dragons? What was it? Dragon Wars? And IMDb was filled with pathetic Koreans trying to hype the movie because it was the best their hideous film industry could come up with? yet it was still utter garbage? You remember that?
Well this movie is just the same,, with Curry on top.
Like all bollywood movies, ever actor over 30 has had one vindaloo too- many,,, I mean really,,, are there any males between 30 and 50 in India who aren't all tubby and sweaty?
Well yes the special effects are a step above what a retarded penguin with a 1992 copy of 3D Studio could cobble together,,, marginally,,, and there's one super hot babe with more 'I'm White' makeup than Michael Jackson,,, but,, you know what,,, I can't even make excuses for this total abortion of a movie.
Like seemingly all Indian movies, there's a couple of dance numbers thrown in? Why? Please someone tell me why they always have to have a bit of a dance,, regardless of what's going on in the movie?
Download the torrent for a giggle. If you pay more than a buck to see this,, you were taken.