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Killing the Badge (1999)
this is, without a doubt, the worst film that i have ever viewed...
...i was in this film...in the background at the "police station" which looked nothing like a police station...
i was finally able to get a copy of this film...and i wish i had never seen it...awful, awful, awful, awful...
stay away from it...it will make you sick...
the director is the "cool" guy in the film and he is just plain horrible...there's this one scene on galveston island where he...well, i wont describe it to you as it is just horrible...horrible...and cheesy it is...
i cant describe how horrible the film is...i wish i had never been a part of it...oh my word it was bad...how does anyone get the financing for trash like this?...
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Half Past Dead (2002)
the bloated action hero and his bloated films...
i don't review films anymore...but i have to review this film (or just plain dirty, dirty, dirty trash on celluloid).
my review is this without spoilers: horrible writing and directing by a once horrible actor (don michael paul)
the most horrible part is this...stephen seagul is in it
just avoid it...i beg of you...view the film badlands...now thats a film...comments?
Blown Away (1992)
A hidden gem!
Not much time to review, but I have to say, this is one of Coreysx2 best! I was not disappointed with this one. Brenton Spencer is a very capable director...it seems he brought out the best in his cast. Feldman was the epitome of help at the lodge. I believed he was a fix it up guy the moment he set foot on screen! Haim just shows how talented he is with this one...has never been better. I dont want to bore you with details of the movie...watch for the terrific acting. Look for Vladimir Bondarencio as Officer 1.
Red Surf (1989)
H. Gordon Boos... Hangin' Ten!
This picture was released straight to video/cable...I can not, for the life of me figure out why! Many may describe this as a guilty pleasure, but I would not. Boos' direction flows in this tale of suspense and intrigue. Shot purposely on what seems to be video, the film can be described as a surfers dream gone pipeline wipe-out nightmare. Is it a heist gone to blunder? I think not! Its a soul searching revenge piece with a twist of Hitchcockian suspense!
Clooney gives one of his most memorable performances...Doug Savant proves he is better than his Melrose Place performances would show...DeeDee Pfeifer is wonderful as usual...Phillip McKeon shows he will be something special.
Look for Gene Simmons in a key role.
*** out of ****