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Humans vs Zombies (2011)
Fantastic Zombie movie that pokes fun at the conventions
This was a fantastic looking zombie movie that I really enjoyed checking out at Splatterfest in Houston 2011. Like the good zombie movies, they sped through the origin of the infection and right on to the good stuff. From there it went on to a bunch of good looking college kids getting torn apart by the zombie epidemic that had a decisively self aware tone that never patronized the audience and skipped one of the major annoyances with zombie films: characters who don't know what zombies are and have to have it explained to them. These characters and scenes always slow down other movies. But not HvZ. All the characters know what zombies are and get on with trying to survive.
It also featured a college kid who, like so many of the video game generation, would totally dig the zombie apocalypse and taking out zombies left and right. That character was the source of a lot of the comic relief. And, much like the incredible Shaun of the Dead, HvZ wasn't afraid to let the drama take a hold of the situation when it was needed and have some heavier moments.
Definitely check out HvZ when you can!
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Politics for Third Graders who are a little slower than the other children
I hate it when a person talks to me like I am in the third grade. It is insulting, being a highly educated person to be talked to like I could not possibly comprehend what is going on. Fahrenheit 9/11 is two hours of that.
And that is directly representative of how the liberals view the people of this country. Idiots who could not possibly understand the intricacies of life or politics. This movie is very poorly done with regards to documentary films. Documentaries show the situation, and allow the viewer to arrive at their own conclusion. Documentaries are also filmmakers investigating a theory. Sometimes they are disproven. Michael Moore does not allow the truth to alter his theory. He manipulates film clips to force them to conform to an incorrect hypothesis. And he lies in baby talk throughout the film, forcing the viewer to think that someone using such small words and such idiotic tones could not possibly be lying, the person narrating isn't smart enough to concoct lies. Well Mr. Moore is a unique individual. A product of the chat room conspiracy theories and a working knowledge of a camera. Someone not smart enough to seek the truth, but not dumb enough to be able to craft a fictitious truth from smart bits of irrelevant information. This is truly a POS.