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Falling for Christmas (2022)
When Netflix & Hallmark Had A Baby
I love that Lindsay Lohan finally has a movie out. It may not be as good as her prime era but it's a start and I have such high hopes for her. I loved the ending bloopers better if we're gonna be honest. Everyone seemed a whole lot warmer, funnier, and more authentic but that's just me. The actor that played Tad has prime comedic timing. I wish to see him more in roles that highlight his golden retriever energy.
Honestly the movie can do so much better in terms of writing. The plot of the movie isn't something we've never seen before. It's very predictable but still fun. Good for a cozy night in with the family.
One of the things that really took me out of the movie is that even though I understand that it's fiction, it's highly unlikely that the police wouldn't have been called when the main characters and protags disappears, ESPECIALLY when they're the offsprings of rich people. I don't think it's a spoiler since it clearly shows in the trailer that Lindsay had one of those amnesia story lines in. They're always in connection with someone be it handlers, PR team, publicist, manager, bffs, etc. And no contact for more than 8 hours and no search party???? Unbelievable.
Very weird progression of the storyline. It felt like I was watching a Hallmark movie when it came to the writing. No depth but high production and very family friendly.
I suggest going in without high expectations. It's one of those feel goof easy to follow movies.
Evolution (2001)
WONDERFUL AND ADVENTUROUS- WITH SCIENCE!
LISTEN. If you were a kid like me back when this came out you know how I feel when I say it was one of the COOLEST movies ever at that time! It was easy to go along the science and they really focused on the action and adventure. The whole eureka moment was near marvel hero standards for me. Scientists solving the issue and being the hero as a narrative was so refreshing now that I think about it cuz its the complete opposite of how we feel about them now. So if you wanna reminisce the good ol' days and enjoy some nerds in action, and see what it's like if scientists worked for the good of all instead of for profit and evil, this movie will definitely make you experience that.
The Curse of Bridge Hollow (2022)
I love the big budget production but
BUT the writing could honestly be better. It's not cohesive. This movie gave me Hallmark vibes with the perfect family town and mediocre writing with a lot of plot holes and weird dialogues but in a positive note, also giving BIG Disney vibes. The weird part that really made my eyebrow crunch was how the mom just laughed at the end after all that just happened to her. When it was her first time dealing with something like that. The dad I can understand, he was dealing with spooky stuff all day. Also, the 3 new friends were so much more interesting than the main cast. I wanted to see THEIR adventure instead lol.
After all that, the movie was still fun! Perfect Halloween themed movie for the family. The adventure, the healthy family dynamic, the safe town environment, and dad bonding is something I can really appreciate. Marlon Wayans NEVER fails!
Chicago P.D.: Infection, Part III (2019)
Entertaining and high adrenaline!
I saw a 10 minute clip of Infection part 2 on youtube and it was hard to find at first because the poster didn't put credit. But the thing that I dislike most is that I wish I ran into a yt vid of part 1 instead so I could have started it all and feel the action and suspense from the get go.
But alas too late I was invested in part 2 and watched until part 3 and honestly, it was SO FUN. I was supposed to watch a fun action movie like Ghosted but this actually drew me in. I understand that some of the protocols have not been followed in the tv series like not wearing a mask, and not wearing a hazmat, and i get it, the actors needed screen time. But atleast make an effort? Like atleast let them wear and remove it? Cuz this might teach people who are watching who don't know anything about infections and contagions that its ok not to mask up or suit up in the face of a dangerous outbreak! People already showed ignorance in co*vid. So not being accurate in precautions is not helping.
HOWEVER, if you don't know enough about medicine and don't see the mistakes, you just might end up enjoying the show. I loved it it felt like a movie. I was able to overlook some of the mistakes and just enjoy the high adrenaline action and mystery.
Bumblebee (2018)
It's Cute and You'll Have a Great Time, But I Prefer Michael Bay's
It's cute. I cried tons. John Cena is a GEM lol. But it's weird that they made Bumblebee so pet-like in his mannerisms and behaviour. It's definitely catered to the younger audience. The redesign alone is proof of that. I understand it's a different storyline and franchise altogether.
I do love that the next generation of youngins can experience Transformers in their own current media style. They deserve to grow up with something so cool the same way I grew up with Michael Bay's Transformers. I prefer Michael Bay's Transformers. The concept is darker, edgier and it has a rougher look. Optimus is super prime daddy in MB's world 🤣
Anyway, I just want to publicly declare that no matter what universe or franchise, Optimus Prime is daddy 😂 Ya'll in love with your kpop idols, hot actors or anime characters, while I'm in love with a self sufficient sentient automobile that can talk and has the moral compass of a saint 🤣 Make of it what you will idc but yeah woohoo Transformers lol.
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
Some parts were cool; some were cringe
PROS: OK the DINOBOTS WERE SUPER COOL. Let's start there! Just when you thought the twists and turns were over, they gave us DINOBOTS. I loved every second of it. You thought the return of Megatron was the pinnacle of the antagonist's plot, but turns out it wasn't.
CONS: I think they made it too complicated with the millions of villains in this movie. It's also weird how Optimus didn't kill Joshua (Stanley Tucci) knowing he melted down his autobot friends and family after MURDERING THEM. It's also so weird how they worked so hard to make Joshua and Attinger as the biggest darkest baaddies yet one was easily redeemed??? To a point his ex told him she was proud of him?????? WEIRD.
Overall it's a fun movie. The biggest problem is Mark Whalberg since he's so out of place and he's a raging raci, st motherfcker. Aside from that, the film was bearable.
Battleship (2012)
You'll Root For The Naavy!
Honestly, first time I saw this movie it chemically changed my brain for the better. As I rewatch this today, I still root for and celebrate with the navy, air force, military etc. As they WIN! I still think it's one of the coolest alien movie out there while being army based and somewhat realistic.
The thing I love about this movie is that even though years have passed by, I still look forward to the cool parts of this movie. I anticipate the scenes everytime I rewatch it. The oldie timers doing the cool walk ready to fight again? The "art of war" move? RIHANNA existing and acting? Rihanna playing with the big boys? OOF. I don't care what anyone says, Rihanna did a good job here and it baffles me that some people made fun of her for doing this movie. Unbelievable.
If you don't have aa stick up your ars, love the feeling of unity with the army and military, and love the cool tactics of beating aliens, with a hint of nostalgia (for some reason) this movie is definitely for you!
It's adrenaline pumping and funny!
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
Brilliant, Magical, Creative, Engaging and FUNNY!
I was pleasantly surprised how much I was drawn in the first 5 minutes! That usually never happens in movies! The costumes, the color schemes, the settings, the lore, even the comedy- ALL WONDERFULLY DONE! AS very fun and adventurous movie for sure.
I love fantasy movies like this and I'm so happy it reminded me of LOTR, but warmer. It also reminded me of Harry Potter but less tragic. I'm actually ok with comparing them with these movies cuz they're dear to me and I love that I was reminded of them while watching this movie.
Simon's spell casting is so cool everytime he does it I get goosebumps! He is definitely one of the cooler wizards out there! Now, Doric is just an amazing shapeshifter. I have never seen a shapeshifter like that in any movie or tv series EVER. I also love the Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy similarities with Holga. SOFINA is the MOST villainous villain in ever and I love it.
So if you ever just want to be awed by the wonderful feeling of adventure and enjoy some amazing fantasy, while laughing your butt off, I HIGHLY recommend this movie! The dragon and the before the hand fights of the wizard nearly took me out lol. I won't say why as I want you to enjoy and discover for yourself.
Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
It's A Fun Movie If You're Not Stuck Up
DJ was the most fun character in this movie. They levelled him up while keeping him the funniest character. The only disappointing thing here is how effortless Jason is at "beating" the megs as if fighting PREHISTORIC ANIMALS was an easy feat. The unbelievable stuff in this movie kinda brings you out of it cuz you end up cringing. However, it was still a fun action fantasy movie.
Personally enjoyed the upgrade of the "tech" esp the submersibles. It brought me hope that one day we just might have that and we'd get to see live feed of their dives with water worlds we've yet to see.
So yeah, if you're not too stuck up with the details, it's one of those fun action movies you can watch when you want an easy watch with just a hint of spice. It's not full on action, for me atleast. So better watch it for yourself and form your own opinions.
No Hard Feelings (2023)
Finally, A Movie That Matches JLaw's Funny Personality
This movie made me laugh and giggle, and it certainly made me feel. I cried quite a few times actually but it was nice. It tugs at your heartstrings way more than expected, and that's ok!
I came in with low expectations and it ended up being more fun and wholesome than I thought. This movie feels warm and more of a coming of age story than a comedy. But not just for teens, for adults in their 30s too trying to refigure their life out. People have expectations that once you hit a certain age, you got everything all set up. Though that might be true for some, some have to deal with massive changes. Both internally and externally. This movie personally made me think about that without being too serious or draggy. It made me take a hard look at my life and wish someone would push me like Percy and Maddie pushed each other.
Look, the movie is really simple. But it was told really well. It's like your early 2000s coming of age movies but a little more modern and polished.
Watch the film on days you just want an easy watch. The scenery shots were a plus and it really takes you there too.
Murder Mystery 2 (2023)
Love An Easy Watch
First off, casting Mark Strong was *chef's kiss*. I love that man.
I like that the movie wasn't too complicated. It was still a mystery as I had no idea who the killer was. And the clues they showed were fair. It wasn't totally out of pocket clues. I also love the twist at the end about who the accomplice is. We had no real clues leading up to that one but the reveal has been fun nonetheless!
LOVE that Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler showed action prowess (despite the stunt doubles) and hot spy energy in their fighting scenes despite their age, selling the fantasy that the Spitzes were, even though domestic, were build for crime fighting. I also find it charming that they always just get invited to these extravagant getaways and they always end up with money lol
My only complain is they have way too many mumble scenes droning about like when they first arrived in the island being greeted by Vik and Claudette.
Overall, it was fun and gave you the whodonut vibes. A little crazy but I guess that's the charm of the movie.
Only Murders in the Building (2021)
Fun But Can Do Better
Selena Gomez's acting confuses me here. Some times she gets it right, and some times, it's like she doesn't know how she wants to convey herself. Is she a secret villain or someone that just doesn't have energy? In the first season, she was called "shifty" by Martin Short's character. He's incredibly right. Mable Mora is as confusing as it gets. Not mysteriously enticing.
The whole idea of one young girl being besties with two old dudes is cute, but after a while, it makes you think if it's realistic enough for these old men to have THAT much energy to be running around with so much murder and drama.
Speaking of, the first season ended in a dramatic way. And you mean to tell me someone wants to leave another dead body so early on in the season 2 to kick start the plot? It's too rushed! Too inconsistent! Too unreal.
Plus points though, I love their fashion and the interior is beautiful. It gave off the expensive vibes Gossip Girl reboot wished it could convey.
Le vigneron et la mort (2021)
Beautifully Dark
Personally, I love it when artists can make something so dark and creepy seem so beautiful. The macabre has it's own aesthetic and if you're not careful, it can cross the line of horror. But this movie, albeit short, was beautiful. It's wrongly labelled as a horror. It also had such good animation and sounds. The settings was accurate. I feel like I can smell the rot and despair. I was actually grossed out.
The vibe was different from most gothic but likeable movies I've seen. Had it been longer and more detailed, this would have been an AWESOME movie.
I hope they make a whole universe out of this. I am reminded that Tim Burton isn't the only one who can play this game. And I'm so here for it.
Velma (2023)
I Actually Liked It
I'm not gonna lie, I actually liked it. Personally interested in it. The characters are a little weird but not that hard to swallow.
The fact that I couldn't wait the next day to be finally be able to see the next episode means something to me. I just went into it not expecting too much and it's enjoyable. As long as you don't treat it too seriously. I did laugh at a few jokes as well, and I'm very picky with my comedy.
Also, I gotta give credit on the hallucination parts. They really were scary. But most of all? This show made me interested enough to find out what happened to Velma's mom. I wish they release the new episode soon already.
Daphne & Velma (2018)
Deceivingly Bad Movie
First of, the lighting, outfit and school concept is cool. It had great potential. But that's it.
I appreciate movies in terms of me being able to still see the good in them when the general consensus says it's bad. I can see other perspectives and it helps me appreciate a movie while it's telling its story.
Daphne and Velma is NOT one of those movies. I have forgiven a lot of movies because I saw something in them even when other people didn't. I trust my own judgement when it comes to movies and whatever story they may tell. Even if it's not what the writer ir director intended, I still always end up learning somwthing or realizing something. Daphne and Velma have zero of that.
I have never met a movie that made me go "huh" from beginning until the end. It gets even crazier and the nonsense factor is jacked later into the movie.
I love Scooby Doo but this movie just spat on the whole franchise. I have never thought I'd feel so mad at a movie ever.
If you value your time, DON'T watch it. Even if kids watched this they'd get pissed too while simultaneously getting bored.
Ninja Assassin (2009)
Thoroughly Surprised; Really Enjoyed It
First of, Rain or Jung Ji-hoon, is insanely BEAUTIFUL. I didn't even know he made movies. This movie has made me seen the absolute sculpture that he is. Was he carved by the gods himself or what!?
Thank god for accidentally stumbling upon this on HBO. He moves perfectly and his vibes are just PERFECT as a rogue ninja assassin. The martial arts here, however theatric, is very good. For a 2009 movie, it's pretty amazing.
I'm mad that there aren't more movies like this of him. This could have been a franchise ala John Wick. Him having a heart was what made me stay.
I type this as I listen to the awesome ending music. Great soundtrack, HEART STOPPING SCORE.
Aside from a few goofs (spoiler alert: like Mika trying to smoke herself to throw off scent, while her damaged car is LITERALLY OUTSIDE the motel where they were staying at to hide from the killer ninjas and interpol), I'd recommend this to everybody else who appreciates a good action movie.
Lies For Rent (2020)
Talented Cast; Disappointing Ending
Seriously, who signed off on that ending? I hope they got fired. That was the most wtf ending I have ever seen that I audibly said "wtf". And I give EVERY movie I see a positive review because I can always find it in a mocie no matter what it is. But this? Impossible to find. That's a first. The only redeeming quality is that Diane and Miles'd acting were supreme, wasted on a movie like this.
The Lorax (2012)
You'll have so much more fun watching paper burn
I barely pause on movies. Even more rare do I pause and never come back. I can never shake off the feeling of not finishing something that I have started that can be easily finished. The halted story also haunts me on my quiet times, so I would naturally come back to it. But for Lorax, I could easily pause it and never come back. I can put it in a box and stuff it in a a corner in the attic and never look back ever again and I'd be fine with it. The only reason why I was able to finish this god-awful movie was because the internet was down and I was bored to tears.
I regretted the very moment I pressed play. I now had to waste my precious time and brain cells. It doesn't help that I saw Taylor Swift contributing to this movie, which made it just a little bit more unappealing.
For this one, I was just happy it was over when the movie finally ended. Lorax is the reason why I read synopses and watch trailers.
I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)
Watch It With An Open Sense of Humour
This movie is a no-brainer and gives hope to bighearted dorks around the globe. To get the girls (oh yes, girls) and coming out a winner while tackling a subject such as sexuality in an untroubled and fun way while simultaneously getting a happy ending? Great!
Easy and fun, albeit, unbelievable but still a great ride. Literally. I had a few good laughs in there and I'm pretty sure you'll appreciate the lightheartedness of it too. If it was meant to be a flop when it first came out and doesn't seem like it has cult following potential, I now highly believe the opposite.
I think this movie has the makings of a "classic adolescent movie". Give it 10 more years and the teens of the coming age will give I Love You, Beth Cooper a chance as my peers have given The Breakfast Club and Empire Records a chance. And you know what? Everybody loved those movies. So, I won't be surprised either if people will end up loving this as well.
Mystery Woman: Mystery Weekend (2005)
Hallmark at it's finest. Feel good movie while still being exciting!
All I can say is are they ever going to resume Mystery Woman? Samantha Kinsey, a photographer turned bookshop owner turned to a real life crime solver. She is one of those things that remind us of our productive and curious parts of our childhood (Nancy Drew and Shelby Woo anyone?).
What with Sherlock and Elementary garnering a lot of fans and views, I am most certain those whose hunger for a good mystery is never satiated would appreciate Samantha's quick wit and pleasing personality.
The heroine is welcoming, logical, thoughtful and insightful. She's refreshing and a good character for the children of today to look up to. If they ever pick up on Mystery Woman again, I am quite sure they will pick up a following. I myself may just be a part of it!
Normal Adolescent Behavior (2007)
It might hit close to home
First of all, I may be biased because I find all "coming of age" movies with a deep plot and dramatic storyline great like kids, thirteen, havoc etc. So the following review might stem from that but I will try my best to be as fair as possible and be as critical as I can be.
For a movie that tackles an issue that's borderline taboo for this day and age while being portrayed by barely legal characters, it was done in a tasteful manner. It has this shock factor kids who aren't fully socially and sexually awaken yet and for the parents who think 'the kids are all right' (lol see what I did there? Moving on then.) and is safe in their own little bedrooms and their strict household rules.
It makes you think and question what is right and what is wrong, who is sane and who is not. But at then end of it all you just don't care. Frighteningly enough, I think that's what friendship kinda is. You hope for the best and do your best but it all turns into a mess one way or another.
It's the kind of movie that leaves you feeling sad and empty at the end yet relieved and fascinated at the same time. Some may come to love it, some may not. But one thing I am sure of is that you will never forget it. It will leave a mark somehow, somewhere. If not in your thoughts, then in your soul.