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Cold Creek Manor (2003)
Don't see this, or even think of it
Wow this movie blew. If I hadn't paid 9.50 and gone with a friend I actually care about, I wouldn't have stuck threw the first hour. Seriously, this movie never got going for a number of reasons. The entire movie should have been re-written and re-cast with the exception of Steven Dorff. He was creepy, but only in the way that you wouldn't want him sitting next to you while watching such an awful flick. Sharon Stone phoned this one in, and Dennis Quaid might as well have been 'doing a documentary' about making an awful movie (if you've seen the picture you'll understand). I'm just upset at the movie, the actors, and my loss of two hours of my life. Don't see this movie, and its not even worth a rent unless you skip to the last half hour; trust me you can fill in the rest of the story on your own...easily.
The Simpsons: Road Rage (2001)
Funny in an ironic way
This game is awful. I bought it with a gift certificate and I must say, it was barely worth the trip to the store. I played it 5 or 6 times the first week I had it to give it a chance, and have not played it since. Just as with all Simpsons products, the game feels like it was put together overnight. There's even a repeated bit of audio that should be Krusty's voice but it is someone totally different. Thank god the show is still going somewhat strong. Spend your money on the DVD's, not this.
Mulholland Dr. (2001)
WORST
seriously, if i wanted to make a movie that makes zero sense, never will, and features lesbian scenes as its only high-point, i could have.
david lynch is the worst, as is this movie. anyone could have made a better movie in which at least some answers were given and the story wasn't so slow and long-winded. the story means nothing without something at the end besides the credits. what a waste of time. i will never get those 147 minutes of my life back and hope that others can learn from my mistake.