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The Walking Dead: Who Are You Now? (2018) Season 9, Episode 6

5.3/10

[5/10 · 9 May 2024]

Horrible start to the 6 year time jump. Michonne is giving a speech about time and life going on. It's a voice over so while this is happening, Darnell is hunting for a fish. He catches one with his stick when a walker appears behind him. Daryl breaks the stick into two so he doesn't lose the fish. But his d**^*^* stabs the walker with both sticks wasting the fish. We then see a long white haired Carol in bed with Ezekiel. K*l* me. After the intro, Rosita, Aaron, my boy Eugene who's rocking an awesome new haircut, and Laura are looking for Judith in the woods. After she finally says I'm here being 2 meters away from them, they see the 5 new people who definitely couldn't have survived alone all this time. Great. More, little to no depth characters. One of them is injured. Our group doesn't want to take them in but Judith has authority over everybody because of course she does. She's a good hearted person who wants to take them in so the group lets them come with them. Also, some of the walkers catch up so the viewers are dazzled by the knife enter walker skull. It was pretty cool though because Eugene was the one doing it.

Meanwhile in The Kingdom, a pipe burst. The noise attracts Carol and Jerry, and wow, our first look at the other not so child child character, the new Henry. He fixes it with tape or something. This is supposed to set up their family relationship. Which was wayy too forced.

The 5 new characters are taken to Alexandria. Eugene says it violates their policy, of not, taking in, peopl?? Michonne arrives and blah blah blah. Tomorrow their fate will be decided by a vote. Tf. They are asked simple questions about themselves. Michonne tells the voters that the leader, Magna, has a prison tattoo. She makes her hand over a hidden knife before storming out. There is Luke, fat comic, not comic relief, Connie, mute and deaf, Kelly, Connie's translator, and Yumiko, injured girl.

There is a scene of Gabriel and Rosita having a romantic relationship.

Meanwhile, Carol and Henry are going on a magical adventure to **c* all when Henry hears screaming. He goes to rescue the person because he's a naive little s***. He gets to them but it was a trap and now there captured by the former saviors from 6 years ago. Wtf are they trying to go for. The saviors want their stuff, Henry tries to fight back, they get the stuff anyway and leave. In the middle of the night, Carol finds their camp and burns them. All gone.. Bye bye to plot line.

The only good scene in the episode now. Judith is asking Negan for help for her math work and the two are bonding. Negan tells her a story about how he used to bring home stray dogs. One time he brought home the wrong one and it killed the rest. This is him telling Judith not to trust everybody. This was useless though because the characters ended up being good.

Magna heads to Michonne's house to kill her when she wants to convince them to stay but decided not to when she see's Michonne's son, RJ. That's right. Rick got Michonne pregnant before blowing up. This is so stupid. Magna apologizes for being a **** and Michonne lets them stay.

Eugene and Rosita are putting comms out or something. Eugene is in a cell tower when a herd suddenly approaches. He accidentally drops his bag which somehow scares the horses away. They hide in the mud and hear the walkers talking as they walk past setting up The Whisperers.

Filled with dumb, irrelevant plots and introducing dumb, irrelevant characters. Negan carried as usual.

The Walking Dead: What Comes After (2018) Season 9, Episode 5

9.5/10

[10/10 · 28 April 2024]

Rick's final episode. We see a city out through a window while hearing a monitor beeping. We then hear Rick saying "wake up". Our current Rick is telling s1 coma Rick to wake up. We see tons of helicopters fly by before Rick finally wakes up. This amazing intro is soon ruined by the next scene, as when Rick wakes up, the walkers are in the same spot if not further back, meaning Rick never even remotely passes out. Rick is given time to use his belt to pull himself out of the rebar that conveniently missed anything vital. He then crawls to his horse which decided to stay behind after throwing him off. A lot of stupidity so far.

After the intro, Jadis is talking to a man on a walkie talkie about having an A and picking her up. I wonder who that A could be. This show doesn't try to hide anything.

Maggie and the reoccurring forgettable side character from the kingdom are walking towards Alexandria. They come across a walker and Maggie kills it in a brutal fashion. This prepares Maggie to kill Negan. This is also the only time there's blood on the weapon. Whohooaa??

So Rick escapes the walkers and goes to a shack where he puts a bandage on his wound. Rick actually passes out this time and has a hallucination with Shane in their cop car. Rick tells him Shane that he's looking for his family but Shane says its his family Rick is looking for. Shane then tells Rick that all the things Rick has done such as biting out Joe's throat and killing Gareth with the machete, was because of what happened with Shane, and that Shane influenced and changed Rick into what he is now. This scene was beautiful. Shane then tells Rick to wake up just as a walker comes on Rick. But Rick wakes up just in time, throws the walker off, get on his horse, and escapes the horde which has caught up to him. So far, this episode is a masterclass in terms of story, but is riddled with stupidity like everything else.

Maggie finally arrives at Alexandria to kill Negan, Michonne gets in her way and tells Maggie this isn't what Glenn would want. Maggie tells her that she doesn't know what Glenn would want because he's dead. Maggie then tells her that if it was Rick who died Negan would've been dead by now which convinces Michonne to hand Maggie the key to the cell. This was another beautiful scene that actually had good acting too. Maggie heads to the cell where she confront Negan. Negan taunts her about how he killed Glenn recalling her screaming and pretending to forget his name as if he's worthless. He tells her that it was the only time he enjoyed killing and then told her to kill him. Maggie tells him to step into the light so she can see him while Negan continues to beg her to kill him. Maggie opens the cell door and throws Negan against the wall so he can see his face as Negan fully breaks down and tells her to kill him so she can be with his wife. Maggie finally decides to not kill Negan after realizing he's worse than dead. Another beautiful scene.

Rick passes out again when he has another hallucination, with Hershel this time. Rick apologizes for what happened to him and all that happened to Maggie and then tells him he needs to find his family just like he told Shane. Hershel tells him that Maggie is strong and gives him the strength to wake up. Yet another beautiful scene. Rick wakes up but then soon passes out again. Rick hallucinates he's in the hospital where he first woke up. He opens up the "Don't Dead, Open Inside" door where he finds himself over an endless sea of bodies of everyone Rick has known throughout the show. He then hallucinates, Sasha? Tf? Out of all the people, her? What about Glenn, or Rick's dead son Carl, or his dead wife, or even Shane for a second time would make more sense. There is a horrible green screen in this scene. Sasha tells Rick that he doesn't need to find his family because they're not lost. That part was great though. Sasha tells Rick to wake up. He falls to the ground and watches as his horse runs away and the walkers come after him. Rick collapses in front of the bridge but the group comes and saves him. Michonne goes up to Rick, and Rick says that they're his family. It is then revealed to be Rick's final hallucination as he gets up and struggles to get away from the walkers. The soundtrack is amazing during this scene. A walker is about to get at Rick but an arrow enters it. The group has actually arrived this time but are on the other side of the river, conveniently, so there's no one to rescue Rick. Also, there was one loose straggler to get at Rick just so the group could show up in a heroic fashion. I'm getting off topic. A walker on the bridge knocks over a box of dynamite. Seriously! This is the most plot convenient thing in the whole show. Dynamite, that just magically appeared there so Rick could blow up the bridge. With no hope left, Rick Grimes holds up his colt python in parallel to the first episode and says "I found them" as he shoots the dynamite and blows up the bridge causing all the walkers to fall into the river. Although this being a mostly great scene, it still got nothing out of me. After the somber music and the characters crying, the helicopter comes to pick up Jadis. She see's Rick washed up in the river, alive.

I'm fine with Rick not being killed off and their plans with him in the spin off, but the fact that he got knocked forward by the blast into the river, and then conveniently either had the strength to swim to shore, or just wind up there, is unbelievably stupid. Jadis says to the man on the walkie talkie that she doesn't have an A but a B who is her friend and needs saving. Rick ends up being taken away as the space junk music from the end of the pilot plays. Episode finished. Wait no, there's a group of people fighting walkers and they get saved by a little girl wearing a familiar hat. She says her name is Judith Grimes. Why this time jump scene couldn't have been at the start of the 6th episode is unknown to me.

Lots of flaws but an amazing episode with a great sendoff to Rick character. Loved seeing Shane and Hershel again.

R. I. P Scott Wilson.

The Walking Dead: The Obliged (2018) Season 9, Episode 4

6.4/10

[6/10 · 21 April 2024]

Four minutes and seven seconds of Michonne living her double life. Reality t.v show villager peasant by day, vigilantly who kills walkers by night. Cut to the sh*^*y intro. So Maggie drops of Hershel Jr. Off at daycare so she can go kill Negan. Jesus is all like "Maggie, don't kill the man who killed your husband and your sons father" and Maggie is all like "After 1 and a half years I finally decided to go kill the man who killed my husband and my sons father." Meanwhile, Eugene tells Rick the bridge is not going to hold because the river is getting aggressive. Then Carol tells Rick that she is giving up on the Saviors and is heading back to the kingdom. Then Jerry shows up and then tells Rick that Jesus told him to tell Rick that Maggie told Jesus that after 1 and a half years, she is going to kill the man who killed her husband and her son's father. Rick is about to leave but Daryl asks what's going on. Rick's all like "After 1 and a half years Maggie's decided to go kill the man who killed her husband and her sons father." Daryl tells Rick that he will take him on his bike. Daryl takes the wrong route. Rick gets off the bike and Daryl tells him that she worked with Maggie so that she can kill the man who killed her husband and her son's father. They fight and end up in a very convenient, unnatural hole in the ground. They start arguing. Rick says they shouldn't kill the man who killed Maggie's husband and her son's father and Daryl says that they should kill the man who killed Maggie's husband and her son's father. Meanwhile, Negan is on a hunger strike so Michonne confronts him. Negan, locked in a cell, gives us the only good scene of the episode where Negan gets Michonne to bring up her past and then pisses her off. She cools down and comes back. Negan finally agrees to eat but asks where is his bat. He has a breakdown when he finds out it's still out there. Meanwhile, Rick and Daryl make it out of the hole in the ground just in time because it was filling up with walkers. Rick decides to stay behind and lead the walkers away from the camp.

Side plot. Gabriel wakes up, Jadis is about to kill him, Gabriel convinces her not to, Jadis knocks him out, Gabriel wakes up with a note that says Jadis dipped. Wtf. Rick tries to lead the horde away but encounters another horde. His horse does a 360 knocking him off causing him to get impaled by a rebar. Shocking, but stupid, just the rest of the show. Episode finished.

Unnecessary stupid scenes, dumb story, fake ass characters. Why can't this show do anything decent.

The Walking Dead: Warning Signs (2018) Season 9, Episode 3

5.0/10

[5/10 · 1 April 2024]

From below mid to garbage. So some walkers are feasting on Justin, they hear a noise and they leave to go see what it is. Zombified Justin gets up and reveals a bullet whole in his chest so, oooh, it's a murder mystery.

So Rick wakes up, Michonne is still sleeping, Rick goes into Judith's room to check on her, then goes downstairs to where they took the pieces of wood from the porch where Coral and Judith painted their hands on nailed to the wall. Rick puts his hand on it and goes outside for a morning walk in the garden.

How is this a show about zombies?

How is this show about fighting other communities?

How is this even a show?

So Rick takes a perfectly good tomato and puts it on Coral's grave. I thought they were in a food shortage but ok. Rick and Michonne have a montage of playing with Judith. They are reading a book to her when a guy comes running up to them. NOO! The twelve minute long reality t.v show has come to an end and the proclaimed drama series, The Walking off a cliff because I want to rid myself of a world that has people that decided "yeah, I'm going to write this" and a world with 2400 people who said "yeah, this is a 10 star." Anyway, the man tells Rick and Michonne that Justin was found dead, and it wasn't an accident. Oooooh, suspenseful. It then cuts to The whatever the f*^* you call them at this point, and the Saviors shoving each other around because Justin was found murdered. They try to break it up but then some of the Saviors grab axes and are ready to kill them when Ricky Dicky Doo Dah Grimes rides in on his horse and tells everybody to stop, which works. Maggie and Cindy are clearing walkers from a house of something. Cindy trips on dust and falls over and right after that the door that had wooded planks nailed all over it breaks open and the walkers go after her. She's cornered with walkers all over he but Rick Grimes and Darnell show up to save the day. Go, Team! They go in the woods when, oh no, Arat has gone missing so the mystery continues. Darnell and Maggie head back into the woods where they find a walker with a stick in it. Darnell has somehow figured out the culprit but it cuts to Jadis investigating the junkyard. Jadis talks to some person on a walkie talkie about a's and b's which isn't important until the spin-off. Gabriel finds her and Jadis confesses that she's traded people for supplies. Jadis offers to let Gabriel come with him but he declines. She then knocks him out and , were back with mystery times in the forest. Rick and Coral at investigating nothing when a Savior pulls a knife on Carol, and another Savior who contributes nothing is there. The Savior asks for guns. Rick lowers his guard which makes the Savior lower his knife so Carol stabs the Savior in the shoulder and the good guys prevail. Hooray. Anyways, Daryl and Maggie arrive at some place and they find the Oceansiders with a gun to Arat's head. Mystery, solved. The Oceansiders tell them that the Saviors used to do unspeakable things. No s*^*. This convinces Darnell and Maggie and they walk away letting the Saviors kill Arat. The next morning, all the other Saviors leave.

So the entire drama between the Saviors and The whatever the f*^* you call them at this point was pointless. They mine as well killed all the other Saviors in the season 8 finale and then have the first 3 episodes of this season not exist. WTF!!!!!!! This episode was riddled with even more stupidity, but way more insulting.

The Walking Dead: The Bridge (2018) Season 9, Episode 2

7.0/10

[7/10 · 31 March 2024]

Downgrade of the already bad. So Rick gives a speech to the imprisoned Negan, basically about how they're trying to create the world before the apocalypse. We don't even get to see Negan because the camera is on Rick's face for the first 30 seconds while Rick tells the audience that he's talking to Negan and then it's a voice over where Rick goes on a jolly adventure through the woods passing by characters so the fans can go, "hey, it's that person". Rick then comes to the end of the path and, what the *^*k! The bridge is already rebuilt. Intro, role. We see Carol, Ezekiel and Henry talking about, nothing really, it's just meaningless dialogue meant to enhance their relationships. This goes on for 2 minutes. Rick and Eugene are talking and Rick is asking how fast they can finish building the bridge or something. So I guess they built the bridge already, but now are making it walk-able so it doesn't collapse when a herd of walkers walks on it like the other one, except that one wasn't wood, it was concrete! Sorry. Rick then reveals that some Saviors have gone missing. Oooh. Tension. We then go to Siddiq who is teaching Enid how to become a doctor, because that will be important later. Michonne goes to The Hilltop where she argues with Maggie about, f*^*^*g crops and Earl or something. We get to the first good scene. Henry is going around on the bridge giving water to the workers. One of the former Saviors named Justin had his share but is still thirsty so he shoves Henry over and starts drinking the water. Henry knocks him over with his stick, takes the water and walks away. Justin goes after him but Daryl joins in and the 2 fight. This build up the fact that they can't trust the Saviors, even now. Rick breaks up the fight and has a chat with Daryl about how they can't work with the Saviors.

Side plot with Gabriel and Jadis. I grew a tumor watching it. It isn't relevant at all, even when it's brought up in the spin-off, it's still not relevant, it's just there.

Meanwhile, an imprisoned Earl is telling Maggie about his drinking problems because

So Alden goes up to Rick and says that more Saviors are disappearing. He then claims Rick is becoming like Negan toward The Saviors. It cuts to some workers collecting logs when a herd of walkers magically appear. Everybody panics and a log crushes Aaron's arm. Our praised heroes come and do their slicey dicey against the walkers. Rick does a super cool tricks shot by sniping the rope holding the logs so that the logs release and trample the walkers. No way a real writer wrote this. So Rick and Daryl take Aaron to the new doctor, Enid, because Rick told Siddiq to go home earlier or something. Enid amputates the arm. Daryl is angry and finds out Justin was supposed to turn the herd. Justin says his walkie wasn't working but Daryl beats him up. This further intensifies the conflict between the former Saviors. That night, Rick threatens Justin and tells him to leave.

More Gabriel and Jadis. FUUUUUU!

It goes back to Rick and Negan. I can't recall anything that happens because it was so dull. The episode ends off with Justin walking into the camera and then getting presumably killed.

Worse than the last episode. I don't even know if anything happens or not.

The Walking Dead: A New Beginning (2018) Season 9, Episode 1

7.2/10

[7/10 · 31 March 2024]

So right off the bat, we get 2 minutes of Rick and Michonne taking care of Judith to remind us that the good guys beat the bad guys. Alexandria is just like how it used to be in season 5, but with no bad guys, the show becomes a reality t.v show. Great. We then go to The Sanctuary where some former Saviors are turning the place, into, also, Alexandria? I think? Possibly? 2 Saviors tie a walker to a wooden x to scare away crows from the fields and Darnell decides to shoot the walker because, reasons. He then leaves the arrow in the head of the walker and walks away. Great start to this new atmosphere. Then we cut to Aaron and Jesus who are killing, like 6 walkers, just in the middle of nowhere, that's completely irrelevant, to literally anything. And Jesus decides to kick the walkers in the head to knock them over instead of using a more effective method, like actually damaging the brain. And finally, we see all our main characters riding into a town one horses. And look, Darnell's there with them attracting walkers with his motor bike. The intro roles, which are very awful looking this season. The characters enter a museum and walk over a very convenient glass floor with some very convenient walkers underneath so that there is some action where a main character almost dies, or they kill of a new, unheard of character like the start of season 4. Anyway, the characters walk over this glass floor to head up some stairs to go loot for some stuff. They take stuff that will make Alexandria more like the world before the outbreak. F*^*, Off! They're taking stuff back across the glass floor when who could've guessed, Ezekiel falls through the floor. But don't worry guys, he had a rope or some s*^* that made him dangle over the walkers and the group pulled him back up. The group gets their stuff, and leaves. While they are heading back, some new character named Ken is talking to Alden on a horse about, I'm literally 100% positive that not a single twd fan, not even the writers or the actors, remember what they were talking about, but I wonder what will happen to this newly added character. The characters continue walking down the path, but oh no. A bridge has gone missing, and they needed that. Rosita explains that a hoard of walkers went onto the bridge and it collapsed. Are you f*^*^*g serious? How r*t*^*d is this show. It was a real concrete bridge too. A group of walkers did not weigh it down. This is so that the characters take a new path, and, so the character can repair, because the creators think that's a good enough of a plot. On the new path, the horses get stuck in the mud and a group of walkers conveniently appear. They have to leave behind a horse and a carriage. But Ken tries to free the horse. A walker comes up behind him and grabs his arm. Rather than doing anything, he screams and gets bit, how shocking. The group is suddenly able to take out the group of walkers so that Siddiq can amputate Ken but he dies in 30 seconds of a bite to the arm. TF. And then the characters expressions are way to sad as if they lost somebody more important. At The Hilltop, Maggie tells Ken's parents what happened. Ken's mother, Tammy, is enraged that her son died under Maggie and all he was doing was getting some old artifacts, for the Saviors. This was a genuinely great scene that made me care about some minor characters. Tammy thinks Gregory would be a better leader than Maggie. After Kens funeral, Gregory and Ken's father, Earl has a talk. Gregory convinces Earl that they should do something about Maggie since they don't like her leadership. When Maggie is taking Hershel for a walk, Gregory tells her that somebody had defaced Glenn's grave she rushes over to be attacked by a hooded man. Some other people help out Maggie and the man is detained and revealed to be Earl. Maggie storms off to confront Gregory. Gregory tells Maggie that she has a headache and then tries to stab her but she overpowers him which was kind of funny. The next night, Gregory is hung and the episode concludes. It's a shame because Gregory was one of my favourite characters because he never has any bad scenes, is stupidly funny, and has great monologues. This episode could've been great if they didn't devote half the episode to setting up Ken's death in a stupid way.

The Walking Dead: Wrath (2018) Season 8, Episode 16

7.0/10

[7/10 · 18 March 2024]

The build up to the finale was going great and then, what the s???.? So Rick asks Siddiq how Coral died. Siddiq told him the stupid story and then apologizes for putting him in danger. He then tells him the only thing left from dead people are their ideas. Rick then thanks him and leaves the room.

Who has the ability to cancel shows, but then didn't cancel this show. I want to have a talk with them. While the communities are preparing to ambush the ambush, Morgan hallucinates and attacks Henry. He unfortunately only shoves him to the ground instead of killing him. The others shrug this off and they head out.

At The Sanctuary, The Saviors prepare to ambush the ambushers ambush. Dwight has become 7x3 Darnell. Negan leaves to the place where they're going to ambush the ambushers ambush in a car with some other Saviors and Gabriel. He tells Gabriel that he sacrificed some Saviors to run some errands and get attacked by Rick. This was a smart move that made Rick think that the plans Gregory gave him are valid. Sure enough, Rick's group shows up and kills all those Saviors. So much for the entire season arc about being peaceful and merciful. I guess he only gets one scene of that at the end. So Coral's words don't affect him now but they do 30 minutes later. Gabriel throws himself out the car door but is quickly caught and help at gun point by none other than Eugenius Porter. What a bad, ***.

Rick's group is off on a jolly adventure, when oh no, it's the bad guys. Negan talks to Rick on a walkie talkie and says "I ambushed your ambush with an even bigger ambush". He actually said it. That's how f*^*^*^ stupid this is. Negan count down to 3. All The Saviors pop up and fire their rifles but plot twist. Eugene made the bullets fire backwards and all the Saviors died. Except Negan of course. And some others so the rest of the guys are occupied while Rick and Negan have their 1v1 build battle in the woods. I don't think this is possible, especially since Eugene only changed the bullets and not the actual guns. But well done. I thought the Oceansiders were going to show up with their recently acquired army of tigers and mirror the last season finale.

Rick chases after Negan and wastes his last bullets while he is hiding behind a tree. He rushes in and gets his *ss kicked in a poorly directed fight. Negan is about to kill him but Rick's all like "gimme 10 seconds for Coral" and Negan's all like "10 9 8". Negan starts crying and then Rick slits his throat. Wowzers. Incredibly climatic. All the people show up and Rick decides to spare his life. That's right. Negan survived having his throat slit and then Maggie screams for Rick to kill him instead of just doing it her f^*^*^* self.

Aftermath time.

We then see Rick sitting by the tree while he says "My mercy prevails over my wrath" in an overly zoomed in shot. Some people think this is the greatest scene of all time which is bs. First of all, this is Siddiq's quote. Secondly, he's not merciful. Just because he didn't kill one person he claims he is. That doesn't justify for all the other stuff he's done. He read Coral's note and then he killed all those Saviors 30 minutes ago.

Daryl takes Dwight into the woods and tells him to leave and never come back again or he'll kill him. Terrible send off to their terrible side plot of the last 2 seasons.

Morgan goes to the junkyard and tells Jadis she can be part of the community. He then tells her he's leaving the show. If they can't kill off any of the characters, this works too, because now there's less of them. I'll take it.

The episode ends off with Rick talking to, f^*^*^*, Coral's grave or something cause we don't see it. We see Rick and Coral walking off into the sunset. Anyway's Rick says he brought them to the new world. Episode finished. I'm rating this episode really high because it is actually a 2.

The Walking Dead: Worth (2018) Season 8, Episode 15

9.2/10

[9/10 · 18 March 2024]

Another underrated top tier s8b episode. Rick reads Carl's letter. The first half of it was explaining how good life was before the outbreak and the second half of it was explaining how if they make peace with Negan so that they can have that same life. It was kind of emotional but we did not need Coral babbling about pizza for 2 minutes.

Gregory is then seen talking to Simon so that must've been who Negan picked up in the forest. Simon is mad at Gregory because his intel was incorrect. Gregory gets drunk and goes on a rant about how he can manage the other communities. This was a pretty funny scene but not even a bad one. Simon knocks Gregory to the floor and puts Simon in a position of, coffee maker?.

We then go to Eugenius who is managing the bullet manufacture and also carrying the show. Gabriel sabotages the bullets and Eugene suspends him and also makes him cry. And then, Eugene tells him, to try and not cry so loud. How can you hate this man. He goes outside with some Saviors who are quickly shot down by Daryl and Rosita who've come to rescue him. They tell him that they are going to put him in a whole and only let him out to use his knowledge. Ironic considering they are planning on using the exact same thing The Saviors used Eugene for except they are planning on treating him terribly. Eugenius Porter outsmarts the minorities though. When Daryl goes to kill a group of walkers. Eugene sticks his fingers down his throat and throws up on Rosita. He escapes, hides, and they run past him.

Negan then returns and talks to all the head Saviors including Simon who is shocked and tries to make excuses for his loss at The Hilltop. Negan forgives him and then goes over his new plans. Later, Simon goes to Dwight's room and tells him that him and a bunch of other Saviors are going to try to kill Negan. Dwight agrees. They head outside and hatch a plan but then other Saviors come along and kill all the Saviors except Simon and Dwight. Dwight had betrayed Simon and told Negan about his plan. Kinda doesn't make sense though because Dwight wants Negan dead. Negan being Negan decides to let Simon have a fight to the death. They fight inside the Sanctuary with everybody watching. During the fight, Dwight gives a note to Gregory and tells him to give it to Rick. Gregory leaves and Dwight continues to watch as Negan quickly overpowers him and chokes Simon to death. Gregory makes his way back to the Hilltop where the main group look over Negan's plans that Dwight gave to Gregory. Negan and Dwight go for a walk back to Dwight room and when Dwight enters the whoor looking mf who told Eugene he couldn't have lobster after telling him they have any food is back. She was the one Negan picked up on the side of the road and Gregory just came back himself. This genuinely shocked me and I forgot her character existed. Negan reveals to Dwight that the plan Gregory gave to Rick was fake and he's leading them into a trap. At the end of the episode we get an awesome scene of Michonne reading Carl's letter to Negan over a walkie talkie. The letter asks to stop the fighting but Negan tells her that Rick started it and he's going to finish it before crushing the walkie talkie. There was unfortunately 2 minutes of Aaron screwing around in the woods but other than that this episode was all round great. Simon's conclusion was amazingly done.

The Walking Dead: Still Gotta Mean Something (2018) Season 8, Episode 14

4.2/10

[4/10 · 10 March 2024]

It was just getting better and then. The first 10 minutes of this episode are indescribably bad, indescribably, in general, meaningless scenes of characters arguing. Morgan heads out to kill The Saviors. Carol goes with him. Morgan sees Henry and goes after him only realizing it was a hallucination. Carol tells Morgan that she came to keep an eye on him. They find a walker with Henry's stick stabbed through it. Carol is weak and heads in the direction the walker came while Morgan searches for the Saviors. Morgan stumbles into Rick who is also searching for the Saviors. He is wearing the "murder jacket" so it is e+tra c00l when he kills all of them. They are then knocked out.

Over the course of the episode so far, there have been several meaningless scenes of Negan and Jadis. The episode finally gets to the point it is trying to make, which is still meaningless. It is never revealed how Jadis captured Negan, got him in the car, or why she brought him back. We learn a bit about Negan's backstory. A helicopter flies by and Jadis tries to signal it with a flare but the helicopter turns around and leaves. "What the s**t", is what Negan said when he saw the helicopter. It is also what I said when I witnessed this utter garbage. Back to Wreck. He and Morgan got tied up by The Saviors inside a building. Jarhead wants to take Wreck the Preck to Negan. Rick tries to convince them that they can be like Alden. They get into a huge argument and a hoard of walkers walks in. Some of the Saviors listen to Rick and cut him and Morgan loose. They start fighting the walkers together. Rick and Morgan then decide to kill all the Saviors. The saviors who just helped them. The Saviors who just untied them. The Savior who just shot the walker who was about to bite Rick. The Saviors that clearly changed. They're worse than Simon. What the ****. Morgan chases after Jared but hallucinates Henry causing Jared to get the jump on him. Morgan throws Jared off him. A group of walkers is behind Jared and Morgan closes a very convenient door of some sorts so Jared gets eaten. He was the only Savior there who deserved to die. It then cuts to the junkyard where Jadis lets Negan go. Carol is in the forest and hears screaming. She runs to the scene and saves Henry. Now there is a character who will make Carol weak, and is more annoying than s2 Coral. Incredible. Henry just gets hugged by everyone and isn't even taught a lesson. Negan is driving back and finds somebody on the road and lets them in his car. It doesn't reveal who it was. Negan arrives at The Sanctuary and tells the Saviors on watch that he has a whole bunch of surprises. The episode ends with Rick reading Carl's message. We don't even get to see what it says but it will impact him later. This episode was utter garbage in every scene except the last 3 minutes.

The Walking Dead: Do Not Send Us Astray (2018) Season 8, Episode 13

9.3/10

[9/10 · 9 March 2024]

The most underrated episode of the show. It starts off with Morgan hallucinating Gavin because he is maybe haunted by how he let Henry kill him. He then hears honking and then rushes to his car where he starts honking his car too. There are then a couple of shots of some other people doing the same. It was a warning for The Hilltop of the fight coming to them. They start preparing for the fight. Henry keeps pestering Carol and Ezekiel to let him fight. The Saviors drive up to the Hilltop to carry out Simon's plan since Negan is nowhere to be found. Their tires are popped with a spike strip. Maggie talks to Simon on a walkie talkie asking them to hold off because they have prisoners. Simon ignores this and reminds The Saviors that he wants to end them rather than infect them. They get rid of the spike trip but Daryl drives by on his motor cycle firing at them and he heads in the gates. The arrogant Simon tells The Saviors to rush after them where they are met with a bus that drives by blocking the path of the vehicles. Maggie tells her people to open fire. Many Saviors fall. The Saviors counter attack with men in the back who didn't drive through who shoot arrows up towards Maggie. Hell breaks loose. Tobin ends up getting stabbed and is badly wounded. Simon tries to kill Tara but Dwight shoots Tara in the shoulder so Simon would back off. The people of Hilltop retreat which makes Simon overconfident. He whistles and tells the Saviors to swarm the main house but they are fired upon. They try to retreat but Rick comes back which a few other people and attack them as well. Morgan has another hallucination of Gavin on the battlefield. The Saviors remaining Saviors manage to get in their car and leave. Maggie showed how she can be a good leader by successfully defending The Hilltop but she does not feel this way since Negan was not there. Some people even complement her leadership skills but she feels nothing. The next morning, Daryl and Tara talk. Tara gets some development and finally lets go of her hate for Dwight. But Darnell thinks he tried to kill her last night. The next night, we see Tobin breathing heavily and then he stops. There are some quick shots of the moon and time passing by on a clock. One of the patients burns up so the person keeping watch goes to get the doctor when a zombified Tobin comes up behind him and takes him down. The zombified Tobin then takes down the doctor and the walkers head towards the house where all the people are sleeping. The door is conveniently open so the walkers head inside. Wow guys. This has been a great episode so far and still is so how do the writers still manage to pull off bs like this.

Henry goes to the Savior prisoners asking who killed his brother but is interrupted by screaming. The walkers have started feasting on the sleeping people. The people who have woken up start fighting the walkers. It goes back to Henry who opens the cell and demands for the Savior who killed his brother. Alden tries to talk some sense into him showing that he is a changed man. One of the Saviors turns into a walker though and starts feasting. This causes havoc. Jared manages to take Henry's gun and him and some of the Saviors escape. The main group finishes off the walkers in the main building and realize what the Saviors had done. Even though they had one the battle, the Saviors had carried out their plan and they won as well. Or had both sides lost, like all war. This episode brings back the walkers into the show and shows how dangerous they truly are. The group has just lost a whole bunch of people, people who helped them win the battle which was sad even though they are all minorities. Maggie and some people head outside to find Alden and some other Saviors fighting the walkers. Alden tells her that some of the Saviors escaped but some others stayed because they chose to be on their side. Maggie finally lets Alden free after this. This episode was a masterclass. It showed a battle between the Hilltop and the Saviors with loss on both sides, and only had minor stupidity.

The Walking Dead: The Key (2018) Season 8, Episode 12

9.2/10

[9/10 · 21 February 2024]

Very underrated episode. We see that Dwight welcomes Negan back. The Saviors spread walker guts all over their weapons and head to The Hilltop for an ambush. Simon and Dwight are in a truck together and Simon explains to Dwight how he thinks Negan's methods are inefficient. He continues with his argument from 2 episodes ago about how they throw all different kinds of stuff at Rick, and The Widow, and The King, and they keep fighting. This continues to set up Simon's betrayal.

Rick went out scouting and sees The Saviors coming. He gets in his car and goes after them. Simon looks through his side view mirror and sees the car coming for Negan's car but he ignores it and after Rick hits Negan's car and chases after him Simon pretends not to have seen it coming showing that he doesn't care for Negan anymore. Simon tells the rest of The Saviors to continue on with their plan while him and Dwight look for Negan. It then cuts to Negan who is in his crashed car. Rick gets out of his car and starts firing at Negan's car. Their is a lot of speculation with Rick's aim in this scene which is bs because Rick wastes all his bullets shooting at the car and when he reloads Negan runs inside a building before Rick can shoot him. Rick doesn't have bad aim, he is just an unintelligent person (Yeah, that's how bad imdb's system is. I have to say "unintelligent") which has been demonstrated countless times throughout the show. But in this scene is it understandable because he is not thinking clearly and just wants Negan dead. He rushes into the building to be hit by Negan's bat. Negan then runs away and Rick fires at him again. Once again, Rick had missed his shots but it was because Negan had literally turned the corner as Rick started firing. Negan runs up a staircase. Rick catches up to him but has fired his 6 bullets. Negan taunts him to come foward but Rick throws his axe at Negan catching him off guard causing him to fall over and hang onto a ledge. Rick goes up to him and Negan drops down.

This epic fight in unfortunately interrupted by a stupid side plot. Maggie spots a gift or something so she, Michonne and Enid head out to find, great, more unnecessary characters and more unnecessary groups. The people want supplies in exchange for their knowledge. Maggie decides to take them back to The Hilltop.

Back to the good story line. Negan and Rick are in the basement. They haven't found each other yet so Negan starts talking about how everything was fine before Rick Grimes showed up. Not one person in The Hilltop or the Kingdom died after Negan took over but then Rick came. Negan is completely right here making this scene so much better. Negan even gives Rick an offer to make it go back like it was in season 7 in memory of Carl. Negan still continues to be funny in this scene as well. Rick tells Negan that he isn't going to trust him after what he did to Jadis's people. Negan then finds out that Simon lied and wiped out The Scavengers.

Simon and Dwight find Negan's crashed car. Simon says that they could look for him and if they find him alive continue to live under his rule or they could just leave and make things better. Dwight lights a cigarette and then throws it at the car causing it to catch on fire. They then walk away.

The episode is interrupted again by Maggie who wonders what to do with the people and the stuff. It fortunately quickly comes back to Rick and Negan. Rick sets Lucille on fire and Negan tackles him into another room full of walkers. Due to the distraction of the walkers, Negan managed to get Lucille back and escape. Rick chases after him but he is nowhere to be seen concluding their fight.

Back at the Hilltop, the people give Maggie a book about how to make things from the past and then dips telling them her that they will be back for a terrible s11 plot or something.

Simon and Dwight regroup with The Saviors and they tell them to continue on with their plan. The episode then concludes with a short little scene of Negan being held at gunpoint in a car by Jadis.

Other than the stupid side plot this episode was top tier and still is very good.

The Walking Dead: Dead or Alive Or (2018) Season 8, Episode 11

6.8/10

[6/10 · 21 February 2024]

Average terrible twd episode but at least not to a level where it is insulting to watch. At The Hilltop, Henry wants to know who killed his brother. Morgan says to Carol that they should tell him but Carol's counter argument is he is just a child. They are in the middle of a war and it is also maybe possibly also a zombie apocalypse so staying a child is the last thing you want.

The group from the sewers start heading towards The Hilltop. I'm pissed off because for the 100th time, there was a singular walker and Darnell aimed his bow at it but ***k*n* Rosita wastes a bullet instead. This happens too often. Dwight tells Daryl that they can head through the swamps because The Saviors won't be there. While Darnell and some other peasants clear the swamp for the peasants who can't even fight, Tara takes Dwight to go unnecessarily kill some walkers. Tara pulls a gun on Dwight because he accidentally killed her girlfriend 2 seasons ago and chases him through the woods. She catches up to him but some Saviors were conveniently on patrol so they hide in the bushes. Dwight comes out and pretends to be on their side. One of the Saviors tells Dwight that conveniently, Laura, the Savior captain that witnessed Dwight's betrayal has not been found so nobody knows about his betrayal. Tara realizes that Dwight is, not kill worthy?, because he told them there is nobody in the swamps. The group makes their way to The Hilltop and NHO! That characters learn about Cooral's deith.

Gabriel and Doctor Carson escape The Sanctuary, blah blah blah, they're stranded in a house and Gabriel is going blind. But don't worry, because he accidentally knocks over a piggy bank that has car keys, and a map inside of it! They head outside and nearly blinded Gabriel can read a sign that says danger on it that the Doctor couldn't see. Gabriel warns the Doctor but it is too late and he steps on a bear trap. This was hilariously stupid. Yes, some person set up a trap to catch intruders but then put up a sign to warn them. But don't worry about this meaningless character guys, because most of the walkers get trapped in the rest of the traps that Gabriel somehow navigates and the 2 harmless people, one blind, and the other on the ground with an ankle stuck in a trap manage to fend off the other walkers. They head to the car but just as they are about to leave some Saviors conveniently arrive to take them back to The Sanctuary. The intelligent Doctor tries to take the gun from one of The Saviors and gets killed. Aw shucks. Their half an episode of meaningless adventure time has come to a close.

And pretty much the only good scene in the episode, Eugene is in his new bullet manufacturing station and a woman comes up to flirt with Eugene but Eugenius tells her to go makes him eggs with a tomato.

So this episode was pretty much just a couple of stupid story lines and a lot of luck.

The Walking Dead: The Lost and the Plunderers (2018) Season 8, Episode 10

9.1/0

[9/10 · 17 February 2024]

Mostly amazing episode. This episode shows us the perspectives of different characters. Right off the bat, we get Michonne being sad for 7 minutes as if half of the last episode wasn't devoted to that. Rick and Michonne are about to leave to escape the walkers but Michonne really wanted to put out the fire of some small wooden whatever the **** because Coral used to sit on it. They risk their lives and with some very convenient fire extinguishers they attempt to put it out. But they don't even succeed. Remember how Rick started going crazy when Lori died. That was interesting. But nothing is happening here. Michonne is just sad and the writers really want us to know that. The episode starts to pick up after this.

Negan once again carries the show by having a conversation with Simon. Negan tells Simon to go to The Scavengers and do the regular deal (kill one of them and get the rest to work for them). Simon argues that the people never listen and that they need to kill all of them. Some Saviors walk in and bring a delivery from The Hilltop. It was a wooden box with the walker of the savior prisoner that Maggie shot. The box said they have 38 more prisoners. This enrages Simon. I love this whole scene and it shows how The Saviors are falling apart from the inside.

The story goes to Aaron and Enid. Enid tells the people of Oceanside that killing them won't make them any better and they let them go. This scene was great and it shows how Enid has matured. Aaron decides to stay though and tries to convince them to join the fight while Enid heads back to The Hilltop.

The story goes back to Simon where he takes a group of Saviors to The Scavengers where he collects all of their weapons and demands an apology from Jadis. She apologizes but Simon feels she didn't mean it so he decided to do what Negan told him not to do and he ordered his men to gun down all of them. Simon is truly pure evil unlike Negan who just does really bad things. When they arrive back at The Sanctuary Negan questions Simon about how it went down and Simon lies. I think Negan was onto him but he got interrupted by a message from Rick on a walkie talkie.

Rick and Michonne make their way to The Scavengers and find the aftermath of what had just happened. Rick and Michonne escape from the dead scavengers and leave Jadis behind. She leads the walkers onto some sort of grinder that somehow still has power and they all fall in and are destroyed. You can see the sadness on her face as the people she knew the entire outbreak walk into their deaths.

We go back to Rick and Michonne who stop their car so Rick can go out and talk to Negan. Rick tells Negan what has happened with Coral and they have a conversation about the future. This scene was amazing and it once again shows how Negan is not purely evil. This episode is hella underrated.

The Walking Dead: Honor (2018) Season 8, Episode 9

2.5/10

[2/10 · 17 February 2024]

This episode was insulting. Right at the beginning we see a stupid shot of Rick's face quoting Siddiq and then it cuts to a bad quality and bad directed scene of Rick and Michonne digging a grave. It then shows that one obvious scene of Coral getting bit all those episodes ago. But wait, it shows the walker biting into him but instead of ripping skin out the walker just removes his teeth. Great job guys. Then there is a montage of Coral writing letters to all his friends, you know, the clips we saw in the last *****ng episode! Finally, something not completely r******d happens. From a perspective of Morgan, we see the Saviors escape the Sanctuary by killing enough walkers so that their bodies block of the rest of them. He gets shot at and ends up witnessing their escape. The show is finally getting rid of the annoying piece of **** that is Coral and the first thing they do is replace him with Henry. He begs Carol to help him fight The Saviors and The Kingdom.

The funniest scene in the entire show, ironically of course, in the tunnel, Michonne gets annoyed from the bombings so she walks up to Dwight and demands him to make it stop.

Morgan makes his way to The Kingdom where he and Carol do the most overused action sequence. It's the one where they silently go in and unalive everyone. But it was directed, horribly. Gavin and The Saviors realize what is happening so they take Ezekiel inside the church instead of killing him because the writers of course can't find a more clever way to keep him alive. Carol and Morgan blow up the door. Gavin puts a gun to Ezekiel's head and tells them to give up but now the plot armour really kicks in because Carol and Morgan just start firing their rifles. And they kill all of them. And Ezekiel is perfectly fine. Oh, but Gavin of course gets shot, but then runs away. Morgan tracks him down and is about to kill him but Henry kills him from the behind. I was mentally and physically injured by just witnessing this scene. Coral shoots himself in the end and they bury his body after half the episode devoted to Rick and Michonne being sad. I am so glad I found a website with 4x speed and subtitles.

The Walking Dead: How It's Gotta Be (2017) Season 8, Episode 8

9.0/10

[9/10 · 12 February 2024]

The last episode was so bad I had to take a 3 month break but thankfully this episode is a huge improvement. Rick and Carl have a conversation where Carl talks about how they should stop fighting and make peace. This was genuinely a good scene. Except for that facts that it is overlapped with a one minute scene of The Scavengers running away after being fired upon and then immediately afterwards, a very convenient van pulls up and Rick escapes. Don't worry, I was just as confused from the scene as anyone reading this. And then of course, the newly founded tradition of random shots of faces of random characters before the intro. Later, Coral is writing what the average twd fan could not realize, letters to people he cared about before he died. It was so obvious. I've seen people react with shocked faces when he reveals his bite mark at the end of the episode. Aaron and Enid are driving to go, something pointless I'm sure, and stop to sleep. They are awoken by somebody and leave the car to investigate. Aaron is jumped and Enid shoots them and then they are captured by those people from Oceanside. Enid killed the grandma of that one girl. Props to the show for making me feel concerned about the characters because I knew for once they were actually in some serious *h**. The episode goes back to Alexandria to where, oh my good gracious ignacious, Negan and the saviors survived the walkers getting into their base and are now outside the walls at Alexandria. Negan once again carries the show with his banger of a line on the microphone yelling his requests. Coral goes up on the walls and tries to convince Negan that they can stop this but some of the Alexandrians ram their trucks through the walls at the other side and then Coral disappears. Negan tells his men to open fire. Nothing about this was stupid and actually a good scene so I don't get the hate for this episode. Simon and some of the other Saviors capture Maggie and The Hilltop while they are driving, somewhere. Simon tells Maggie they won't be attacking The Hilltop because it's a farming community and then executes one of the men in Maggie's car. This, is how the show should be, this, is The Walking Dead (them reference (*****y episode btw)). Dwight, the other high ranking Savior who gave Eugene a tour of The Sanctuary and some other Saviors chase down the Alexandrians. Dwight leads them into a trap and when the Saviors get out of their cars Dwight kills them all but the Saviors captain shoots him in the shoulder and gets away. Rick finally makes his way back to Alexandria. He heads into his house looking for Coral where he is confronted by Negan. They fight and Rick is accidentally thrown out a window and escapes. It's kind of stupid how Negan easily had the upper hand but decided to play with Rick for plot convenience. Rick and Michonne find each other and head into the sewers where they find everybody else and where Coral reveals his bite. This episode is no PMDAR or TFG but it is still a great episde with little stupidity.

The Walking Dead: Time for After (2017) Season 8, Episode 7

1.9/10

[1/10 · 20 November 2023]

Another s***** episode. It starts off with Jadis taking Rick out of the storage container, taking pictures of him and then putting him back. This scene was very pointless. The intro happens, and already, around 7% of the episode was wasted like usual. Eugene talks to Dwight about, ****, I already forgot, but it was pretty pointless. Dwight said something about The Saviors being finished while Eugene continued to be Negan. Then after that ****, Eugene talks to a sick Gabriel about nothing. No seriously, it was even more pointless then the conversation between Eugene and Dwight. Can you guess what happens next. That's right, Eugene has an even more pointless conversation with a character that you don't even remember existed. Daryl, Michonne, Tara and Rosita are planning to crash a truck into The Sanctuary. Rosita leaves because, reasons. Meanwhile, there is yet another pointless scene and all that happens is Negan tells Eugene he trusts him. There was a stupidly funny scene where Negan put out his hand to give a handshake but Eugene tried to kiss his hand. Then the same group from earlier talks about crashing the truck into The Sanctuary. But this time Michonne leaves, because again, reasons. Then Darnell finally crashes the truck into The Sanctuary. The Saviors are apparently fine but low on ammo so Negan asks Eugene to start manufacturing bullets. Meanwhile, Jadis finally decides to join Rick. They head to The Sanctuary where Rick finds out that Daryl crashed the truck into The Sanctuary like he told him not to. The show acts as if it is some crazy plot twist. That was this episode. Everything about it was terrible like usual.

The Walking Dead: The King, the Widow and Rick (2017) Season 8, Episode 6

1.7/10

[1/10 · 6 November 2023]

Worst episode of the series since "What's Happening And What's Going On With The Writers". Rick goes to see The Scavengers and asks them to join his new world after the war, or something like that. Jadis declines and throws him in a storage container. Coral meets the guy from the first episode, Siddiq, in the woods. He gives him some food and water. They struggle to kill a few walkers and Coral so obviously gets bit off screen. You can see him throw away a walker while wrestling with another. Then you can see the walker he threw away go in for a bite on the side of his stomach. The rest of the episode was just a collection of random, plot irrelevant s*** that I'm not even gonna go into detail about. Everything about this episode was terrible.

The Walking Dead: The Big Scary U (2017) Season 8, Episode 5

8.0/10

[8/10 · 6 November 2023]

After 3 bad episodes, we finally get to see the only good part of this show anymore, Negan. At the start, the episode shows us what happened with "Negan's, meeting" before Rick showed up to The Sanctuary at the premiere. Then it cuts to Negan and Gabriel in the RV. Throughout the episode it shows them having a long conversation. Gabriel confesses his greatest sin to Negan. The head Saviors are talking about what to do with their current situation. Meanwhile, Daryl wants to blow a whole in The Sanctuary to flood it with walkers. Rick doesn't want to put the innocent people in The Sanctuary in harm's way. They fight and Rick ruins the explosives or something. There is a throwback line to the first season with the line "choke holds illegal". Back at the RV, Negan and Gabriel do the old trick of using walker guts as camouflage. Inside The Sanctuary, the workers are complaining about not having enough water and other things just as Negan and Gabriel arrive. Negan reminds everyone who he is and delivers my personal favourite Negan line. "I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille, and my nutsack is made of steel". An overall solid episode that I didn't find to really have anything wrong with it.

The Walking Dead: Some Guy (2017) Season 8, Episode 4

7.5/10

[7/10 · 6 November 2023]

Big improve minute. We see that the Kingdom soldiers threw themselves over Ezekiel to prevent him from the gunfire. Then Ezekiel see his dead companions become walkers. It then shows us The Saviors who shot at them with a giant machine gun. Carol, was conveniently, not there and snuck inside of the building The Saviors are in. Carol gets into the ceiling and is conveniently able to gun down all 5 men below her despite not being able to see them. Back outside, A savior takes Ezekiel hostage and there is a couple minutes of meaningless dialogue. And it was really meaningless because at the end, Jerry conveniently shows up right before The Savior and decapitates Ezekiel, and Jerry cuts him in half. Carol exits the building and has an overused gun fight with The Saviors. Meanwhile, Ezekiel and Jerry are fending off walkers. Carol lets The Saviors escape with the guns to save Ezekiel and Jerry. Luckily, Richard and Darnell show up, chase them down and kill them in an anti-climatic chase. I'm probably over-exaggerating but it wasn't very good. Carol, Ezekiel, and Jerry are being chased by walkers in the woods. Ezekiel is wounded in the leg so he tries to make a last stand but then Shiva shows up and sacrifices herself. But "our heroes" watch, instead of escape. They somehow manage to get away off screen anyway. Other than the horrible writing, this episode wasn't that bad.

The Walking Dead: Monsters (2017) Season 8, Episode 3

6.7/10

[6/10 · 5 November 2023]

Into the s***** we go. Ezekiel, Carol and some people from The Kingdom are out, looking for Negan, I think, I don't really know anymore. Negan hid in a trailer with Gabriel after the attack so I don't know what the **** they are doing. Anyways, they're held at gunpoint by a group of Saviors. But, conveniently, half of the Kingdom was hiding in the bushes and gun down The Saviors. Then the intro happens. Remember that really, really, s***** gun fight from the last episode. Yeah, it continues. Then Aaron and Eric **** off to a tree because Eric got shot. I'm sure a total of 3 fans remembered that he existed. Meanwhile, Daryl shoots Morales so that whole thing of him showing up was completely irrelevant to anything happening. Meanwhile, the people who attacked the outpost are taking the prisoners back to The Hilltop. Some walkers start rolling down a hill and start attacking them. This gives Jared and some Saviors to escape. Morgan chases after them but before he can execute them Jesus stops him because "killing is wrong". Morgan shoves Jesus and is about to start fighting him but it cuts to a closeup of Ezekiel's face. Then there is a bunch of back to back, boring gunfire, killing, and a very poorly directed fight between Morgan and Jesus. At The Hilltop, Gregory is begging Maggie to let him in which she some reason does. To sum up the last 10 minutes really quickly. Eric dies to death, Aaron adopts an infant and Ezekiel's group gets ambushed. This episode was better than the other 2 but still sucked.

The Walking Dead: The Damned (2017) Season 8, Episode 2

6.0/10

[6/10 · 1 November 2023]

Holy crackerjacks. This incredible episode starts off with a minute and a half of terrible quality shots of the faces of the cast. After the intro, the group discusses attacking the outpost. Then all of a sudden it cuts to Carol and Ezekiel who are randomly lying on the ground being attacked by walkers with very bad quality again. Blah blah blah, 10 seconds later, the walkers are all, *******, dead. Wow. That's some really entertaining, plot important, good quality, non repetitive action that they just showed us. There are 2,400 people who rated this 10 stars. Then Rick and some people unalive 2 guards and enter a building. Then Morgan and some people unalive 2 guards and enter the outpost. While this is happening, somewhere else The Militia is fighting the Saviors. Back at the outpost, Jesus and Tara find a Savior who claims he's innocent. Tara wants to unalive him. Jesus wants to spare him. Then they some how let the Savior get a hold of Jesus' gun and take him hostage. Then the Savior decides to be even stupider than Jesus and Tara and he aims the gun at Tara instead of Jesus so Jesus takes him out. Then Jesus still doesn't unalive him and just knocks him out and then ties him up. Tara still wants to unalive him and still could unalive him but she still doesn't because, reasons. While Rick is searching the Outpost, a Savior attacks him. They fight and Rick of course unalives him. This scene was added because... Meanwhile, all the people who attacked the outpost take a ton of Saviors hostages. At the end of the episode, Rick is held at gun point by Morales. That one guy from the Atlanta camp who left the show. I bet the writers thought throwing him in would make this episode rated 8 stars. Funny thing is, this episode is just as bad as the season 6 premiere and yet IMDB ended up rating it 2 stars higher and the only reason being that Glenn was currently alive at the time.

The Walking Dead: Mercy (2017) Season 8, Episode 1

6.5/10

[6/10 · 18 October 2023]

Terrible premiere. This episode was full of out of place terrible directed shots. At the start of the episode, Rick gives a boring speech which I'm sure we've heard at least 5 different replicas of. Then Maggie gives a similar speech. After the intro, there is a short, pointless montage of the group individually killing Saviors. Meanwhile, Daryl, Morgan, Carol and Tara manage to track the exact speed of a horde of walkers and are only 5 seconds off from when the walkers arrive. Meanwhile at The Sanctuary, a ton of members from Alexandria, Hilltop and The Kingdom (I think they are called The Militia), arrive and head to the front gate with their guns. Very intelligent scary bad guy Negan decides to walk out on the, balcony I think, with 100 automatic guns pointed at him. Instead of opening fire, Rick has a conversation with Negan. Then The Militia opens fire but Negan manages to go back through the door unscratched. The really cool really smart good guys then decide to waste all of their ammo of shooting ******* glass because there has to be some form of meaningless action. Even if it's gunfire. Then Darnell leads those walkers from earlier to The Sanctuary. After that stupidity, we see The Militia leave The Sanctuary to go take a Savior Outpost. OH MAN, I GOT THE HEEBIE JEEBIES! I've definitely never seen that in an overrated season 6 episode. Episode, finished.

The Walking Dead: The First Day of the Rest of Your Life (2017) Season 7, Episode 16

6.7/10

[7/10 · 16 October 2023]

Terrible finale. The first 3 minutes and 17 seconds of this terrible episode is, the intro, meaningless minutes of Sasha's stupid face, and meaningless dreams of her with a man that she dated, for 1 god damn ******* day. Then Negan opens Sasha's cell. He gives her some food and tells her that some people are going to die. Back at Alexandria, the group is talking to Dwight. Dwight tells them that Negan is coming tomorrow. Then there is 32 pointless seconds of Sasha's stupid face and pointless dreams of her and Abraham. Negan then goes over his plan with Sasha. Back at Alexandria, The Scavengers arrive for the fight against The Saviors. Remember? The group of people from that one really bad episode. Hold on, that doesn't narrow it down. Anyways, The Saviors are blocked by the trees that Dwight cut down to slow them down. Then there is 2 minutes and 10 seconds of more pointless scene of Sasha's stupid face and dream about Abraham. The Saviors arrive. Well actually, it is a truck with Eugenius Porter holding a microphone on top. He asks them to surrender. Rick declines and signals Rosita to set off the bombs. They don't go off but then The Scavengers point their guns at the Alexandrian's. A Scavenger opens the gate and Negan and The Saviors walk in. Dwight and Simon get up on a truck and wheel a casket standing up onto the truck. Negan opens the casket but walker Sasha comes out because she took the poison Eugenius gave her. But before she comes out there is another 3 minutes and 10 seconds of pointless scenes of Sasha's stupid face and dream about Abraham. Then it shows The Saviors leaving The Sanctuary. Then there is the final pointless 58 seconds of Sasha's stupid face and then Negan actually opens the casket. Walker Sasha takes Negan to the ground and then the Alexandrians start fighting The Saviors and The Scavengers. They are quickly overpowered. Negan tells Rick that he is about to kill Coral but when he swings, just in the nick of time, Soldiers of The Hilltop and The Kingdom somehow sneak in without anybody noticing and they start killing The Saviors who retreat. Episode finished. Man, I thought the finale would at least be decent. 1/6 of it was literally Sasha in a casket.

The Walking Dead: Something They Need (2017) Season 7, Episode 15

7.6/10

[7/10 · 15 October 2023]

An alright episode. Tara breaks her promise and takes Rick and the group to Oceanside. Back at The Sanctuary, we see that Sasha has been captured and put into a cell. A Saviors named David comes into the cell and tries to "word that will get this review declined" Sasha. As he is taking off his belt Negan enters the room. He does not accept his apology and stabs David in the throat. Negan leaves the knife with Sasha and offers her to be one a Savior on day because she has "beach ball sized lady nuts". Back at Hilltop, there is a pointless scene of Maggie planting something. Gregory considers killing her while her back is turned. He doesn't. Gregory goes to kill a walker. He gets scared so Maggie does it instead. Another walker appears and takes Gregory to the ground. The writers needed to add some suspense so Maggie wrestled with the walker instead of just killing it so she wouldn't save Gregory right away. Back at Oceanside, Tara somehow snuck into a house and when the leader of Oceanside enters Tara points a gun at her. They want their guns and also offer them to join the fight against The Saviors. The group takes the people of Oceanside as hostages. Tara somehow gets overpowered. The Oceanside leader takes Tara hostage and speaks to Rick. The leader's granddaughter knocks her out and then the place gets overrun by walkers because the episodes need poorly directed, meaningless, boring, repetitive killing of walkers. Back at The Sanctuary, Eugene visits Sasha. Sasha asks for something to kill herself. Eugene gives it a long though but comes back to the cell later with the poison he made. He slides it through the gap in the door. Back at Alexandria, Rick and the group arrive. Rosita opens the gate for them and then takes them to a cell where Dwight is. Daryl charges at him but Rick stops him. Rosita tells them that Dwight wants to help them. This episode contributed to the plot but was still full of stupidity.

The Walking Dead: The Other Side (2017) Season 7, Episode 14

5.4/10

[5/10 · 15 October 2023]

Terrible like usual. The first 5 minutes of this episode are just meaningless shots of people at Hilltop. There isn't a single word spoken. After the 5 minute mark, Rosita shows up to recruit Sasha to kill Negan which I'm pretty sure happened in the last episode. Then it cuts to the intro so that means that literally nothing happens for the first 13% of the episode. Then Jesus and Enid try to convince Rosita and Sasha to stay. They decline the offer. Then The Saviors arrive just as Rosita and Sasha leave. They argue about how they will get into The Sanctuary while finding a car. Simon wants the Hilltop doctor to come to The Sanctuary because Negan killed the last one. Meanwhile, Daryl and Maggie hide from The Saviors in a storage room. One Saviors comes down but then he leaves. Daryl then apologizes to Maggie for getting Glenn killed which was the only good part of this episode. The Saviors then leave with the doctor. Rosita and Sasha finally get to a building where they can snipe Negan. They can't get a clear shot so they decide to go in. They make it to a fence where they meet Eugene and tell him they're breaking him out. Eugene stays though and walks off. Sasha gets inside the fence but locks it so Rosita can't get in and it's just her. Episode finished. Oh man. Hopefully they kill Sasha next episode. They surely won't give her a full episode and then kill her in the one after that.