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Mega Piranha (2010)
Awwwwwwhahahahaahahaha
I considered giving this film a 4 for laughs alone. but hey, its really should of got a 1 . OK, first off Greg Brady's in it but they call him Bob Grady... yup .. you get the picture. right away when one said.. "they double every 3 days" or something like that. they other scientist says "oh no , they are growing exponentially, they are doubling every 36 hours" AWWW both are geometric progressions. well, i don't want to ruin the ending but I guarantee you . if you have 3 digits in your IQ you will be saying "and this works... WHY???" in the mean time the fish will get bigger then smaller then really big .. then small.. and the acting is as bout as good as when my friend made a spoof movie and I acted in it. lol. if you like really STUPID scifi movies.(as I do for the laugh factor) you might like this one. there is plenty to laugh at. nothing is believable and the animation is about as good as Gumby. and capt America is wayy better then any body from a cheep 3rd world. lol .. this movie has it all.. but it really makes NO sense and Don't think... you will experience brain cell loss if you do.. just point and laugh. lol
Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012)
Why wasn't Comedy put in with sci-fi and drama
OK, If you want a movie that presumes You respect your intelligence and is realistic. then Don't watch this. But if you Really want something to watch... a BAD Sci-fi Movie.. you know the kind you laugh at because its so bad, Well, I found that it fit the bill. I gave it a 4. and I really mean 3.8 but I like 3.8 sci-fi movies. You get to see an in-sync member get eaten. thats worth a point right there. and when the Cop gives a nod to his kid to let his work out pals and girl friends that cant untie a shoe full access to the Police assault weapons and boat to go hunt the sharks. (well, it got me laughing pretty good. ) We made sure we clapped every time someone got eaten so it was a fun brainless sci-fi comedy. Not sure how intentional it was. but it HAD to be. No one could have made this without intending it to be funny. Now as a comedy I would give it low marks. it wasn't THAT funny. as a Sci-fi Shark movie, it gets low marks.. it was a horrible drama shark movie. But for a Really Bad (funny bad) movie. I give it a good solid 3.8 (rounded up to a 4) and 3.8 is about how I like my Sci-fi thrillers when I want to make fun of a movie. At least it wasn't like the last one I saw about a piece of a neutron star throwing off the earths axis that turned out to be more about the gov conspiracy. now that was a one. this .. 3.8
Terra Nova (2011)
Will there Be dinosaurs .. in this Dinosaur show
We had High hopes for this show, but so far they seem to be more concerned about the sixers. Not sure if I'm writing spoilers but I checked it anyway. Maybe because the show seems to be centered around two factions of humans and very little is about life in a land with Dinosaurs. maybe they should show the struggles of keeping a T-rex out of the wood stick structure. or show some ones that could fly right in the compound.. but No what we get is a fight between the sixers and terra nova. A bunch of convoluted drama. they could have set it in Africa or the Australian outback and it would be the same.Must not have the budget for Dinosaurs
oh well, We will try a couple more episodes and see if we get some Dinosaurs in this dinosaur show. but it's pretty irritating. and NOT Sci Fi.