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Keep Breathing (2022)
walt disney meets one flew over the cuckoos next
This was a dissappointing movie
It turned out to not a survival story as expecting , as that part just didnt seem real , more like walt disney movie
Its flasbacks where annoying FYI i dont like flashbacks unless they absolutley neccessary but this was a story in flashbacks which is the worst kind..
But i disagree with thse who gave it 8 & 9 that liked it . The flashbacks werent about dealing with life , they were about a woman whose mother was crazy and her daughter (protagonist) was struggling not to be the same.
If i wanted to watch that sort of crap drama i would have chosen a different movie.
Marauders (2016)
watchable not great
Good acting , good filming and some good action with a good mystery /conspiracy to uncover
But I only gave it a 6 not 7 or higher because Wells who is the head of the bank robbers is also in the FBI investigating team, so this makes any conspiracy /mystery redundant and nonsense . So he had options . Normally robbers stories like this have no options. It literally blows the whole plot for the movie in my opinion.
Watchable not great
watchable not great
watchable not great
watchable not great
watchable not great
watchable not great
watchable not great
watchable not great
watchable not great
watchable not great.
The Outer Wild (2018)
boring and pointless
Only watch if you have nothing better to do or watch
First film ive watched all way thru that i havent given a 5 or higher to
Ok acted and filmed , just a poor boring meandering story with only a maybe ending, ie she may have reached her fabled sanctuary but its hard to tell.
Boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless
boring and pointless.
Eagle Eye (2008)
great movie shame the wrong guys won
Theres not many movies were the bad guys win and this is one of them . Alhough it may take some time to realise this is , as it isnt obvious.
This is clever take on the some "military person has take control of the corrupt govt theme", normally its a human but this time its a computer /AI doing its job as programmed to get rid of the corrupt US government leadership (president and others) to make America less criminal and the world a safer place. Least AI thinks replace president and everyone above Mr Secretary with Mr Secretary is the better option.
While we think the AI is the bad guy , its actually the good guy and everyone destroying it is the bad guys . Of course i didnt click to this until the bad president (who broke geneva convention at movie begining) had been saved.
Having red all the goofs it didnt change anything as i didnt notice any of them.
Hard Target (1993)
cheesy old rubbish
Not sure why it gets a high rating by others , this is the worst Van Damm movie ive ever seen.
Clearly dated and only worth watching if you like old action movies done so bad theyre amusing like a Terence Hill Bud Spencer movie. And you like lots of needless gunfire and explosions. You know a million bullets fly and none hit the hero , bad stunts, guy blowing up his own house needlessly etc . Thou its only dated in way its made , not its actual year as its not old , being a 1990s film, made only 6 years before one of the best scifi actions made (the matrix).
The simple stories ok in my opinion.
I only watched this because i ran out of better movies to watch while in covid19 isolation and i was very bored . I only give ratings above 5 if i can stand watching a movie all the way thru , and this one i skipped bits.
Cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish.
Cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish
cheesy rubbish.
The Lost City (2022)
watchable till something better comes along
Thats probably not likely to happen as good comedy movies are very very rare .
They just dont make em these days , especially the Americans. Comedies are supposed to make you laugh not just be mildly amusing in parts. . Its been a long while since I laughed 3 times in a movie (not this snooze feast) . When youre making an Indiana Jones style movie (that has 7 .5 - 8.4 ratings) but with more comedy as your yardstick youve got big task and this falls well short - it doesnt deserve its 6.1 . Thats higher than Lara Croft Tomb Raider which only has a 5.7 and its better movie (in terms of watchability , with better acting and story)
Acting was weak -theres no chemistry. I think they were playing deadpan characters but didnt pull it off.
Story premise was ok but it was a predictable a-b plot and had let downs to make the story flow. For example baddie blows off Pitts head but misses the guy beside (Tatum) him pushing Bullock into car whos begging to be shot . At movie end they swim down a underwater stream to escape volanoe lava etc but come up 2-3 miles from where they left (volcano n background) -no one can hold their breath that long -unrealistic. As mentioned n gofs - you dont need wait 24 hr to report someone missing when its a kidnapping. It just ruins movie for me , unless its something intentional like "bad taste" or "black adder" "young ones" , Monty pythons" etc
Youre either stupid funny or realistic funny - this was neither.
Its like my school report card - has potential and could do better. Does us a favour and make less movies and spend more time on the ones you make.
Blonde (2022)
trash - dont bother watching
I perservered for an hour but had to gave up.
1) They missed essential childhood parts
2) It was tiresome and boring which dialogue that added nothing to the story
3 when i researched it , major parts werent even true or least no proof, like;
mother trying drown norma
the throuple she was in (which was a big part of that hr)
i will wach a bad movie tht only rates 4 or 5 but i wont watch this rubbish ,. What is the point of blurring act and fiction - I want watch either true to find out more or fiction to relax from the real world .
People should be put in jail for blurring truth likr politicians do.
Ad Astra (2019)
Boring
My recommendation dont waste your time , unless youre into dreary boring rambling monologues and improperly thought out plots or youre too stoned to notice.
Had promise , Could have been alot better or been better as a batman or superman 50m episode.