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The Necromancer (2018)
Not about a Necromancer or necromancy AT ALL
The makers of the film might want to consult the meaning of "necromancer". The film flabbergastingly has NOTHING to do with the subject. The bad guy is not a necromancer, but a sorcerer. He doesn't resurrect the dead or speak to the dead, commune with them in any way. He consumes souls and does this by making men go insane through a kind of trance-induced psy op.
Aside from that, they did pretty good with the costumes and setting. The high of the film was probably the naked forest elves. There was barely any plot except some soldiers escaping the war & being lead to their deaths by a misanthropic sorcerer who makes them lose it through their past sins.
Lection (2019)
Definitely in top 10, top 5 worst movies I've seen
The writer of this should really just STOP and quit while they're "ahead". Steaming POS film. Honestly, the car chase scene I filmed in high school was better than this. At least it was funny, because we knew it was bad. Whoever made this doesn't seem to comprehend that they really shouldn't have gone there at all.
Unimaginative drek, through and through. It would take thousands of years for language to devolve to the degree the dialog was in this movie. And yet they're wearing 21st century clothing, so it's gotta be set in this century or at most, the one after.
Also, it was amusing how several of the characters were dressed like cringe Redditors, and one tent had Christmas lights. Maybe the solar panels still worked? LOL. That may have been the only enjoyable part, just laughing at the plot holes. I seriously regret watching this and am writing this review while it's playing, barely paying attention.