krisdl Reviews

The Librarians (2014–2018)

Awful, I'll watch almost anything sometimes and this was unwatchable

[1/10 · 16 December 2014]

I haven't watched the movies so I don't know the back story if there is one, judging by the first episode I would hazard a guess there were only weak story lines.

This show is full of the worst acting I've seen in a long time, and I know the actors can do better because I've seen some of them do better, much better but this a steaming pile of rabid whale dump.

I really wanted to like it and I get there is some tongue in cheek humour there but seriously it doesn't work there is no chemistry between any of the actors and I was left thinking wow I don't often switch a program off before it's finished but this one might not make it.

I am not a person who judges to harshly the majority of the time I really can enjoy most things but I couldn't enjoy this.

(P.S. that how we spell humour in europe)

Oblivion (I) (2013)

So much potential yet it never had a heartbeat

[4/10 · 21 July 2013]

I was really looking forward to watching this film, I don't care about how retarded Tom Cruise is in real life he usually makes films I can watch, unfortunate although I did watch this whole movie it lacked a heartbeat. The visuals are amazingly beautiful even my wife agreed on that and it was OK to watch but it could have been so much, at 2 hours long it had time to be brilliant but both my wife and I felt it missed it's mark by some way.

I wish I could say go watch it but I don't think it is worth the price in the cinemas. The performances were good it is the story that lacks, although Tom Cruise as in most films he is in plays himself.

I just wish I could say something great but I can only say that it filled 2 hours of my time and that it was neither great or terrible.

The Philadelphia Experiment (2012 TV Movie)

Yeah 10 out of 10 if your

[1/10 · 20 December 2012]

Deaf, dumb and blind!

Americans think they can just crouch over their viewers and send their kids to the pool while spending what seems to be a small fortune.

There is nothing original about this film. There is nothing tangible about this film. The actors leave everything to be desired. The story is so loose that what ever you could imagine happens next would be better than what actually happens next.

This film is pure proof of making films to provide jobs for actors and actress plus crew that don't really deserve to be in the business. They have no shame in handing you the viewer a great big pile of steaming cow pat and calling it entertainment.

I yearn for any decent scifi, it used to exist and now it somehow just doesn't, I feel completely deflated and let down, so many chances and yet so many complete belly flops.

Player (2011)

Don't watch even 5 minutes of this because...

[1/10 · 16 December 2012]

This film is possibly the worst film I have ever seen.

The actors and actresses give you a howto on bad acting, the sets are awful, the writing is just ridiculous.

I cannot find anything good to say, the music was over the top, the actors overacted everything, I think the director was in the bar while the camera man got tired of waiting and just shot some random rubbish.

This is one of those films that you hope you do not accidentally start watching when flicking through channels on the TV.

Please I beg you all, do not watch this film, it's horrible. I have not put any spoilers in this review because it's like trying to spoil a knife cut, it hurts, you will bleed, time will pass and you will heal but you will have the memory of it. In this case this is a bad thing.

Taken in Broad Daylight (2009 TV Movie)

Quite awful

[2/10 · 20 September 2012]

To have something so harrowing portrayed by such terrible acting is a crime.

I watched this to find out how a human being over comes such a situation but instead I watched actors and actresses fight with a maimed script which was followed by terrible acting. Don't watch this film you will regret it.

The best performance came from the lead girl.

The rest of the cast including vanderbeak were crying awful.

How this makes the family feel I have no idea to have this straight to video rubbish appear on TV representing you.

Cloned: The Recreator Chronicles (2012)

Just soooo ya know, awful!

[1/10 · 22 August 2012]

I actually caught myself staring at this movie with my jaw dropping in a complete daze. I wasn't looking for a master piece, but this isn't even TV movie material.

There was so much reaching and grasping to sell what happens that I hit a wall right there, and then the acting finally had to take a beating, I tried to let it slide but the story was so bad I couldn't help but focus on the terrible characters and lack of well, anything at all.

Don't waste your time with this movie, if one person doesn't watch it because of my review/slating then I did my job and it was worth posting.

Soldiers of Fortune (2012)

wow

[1/10 · 19 August 2012]

How is it possible for a film to be this awful, I have really enjoyed performances from Sean Bean, Christian Slater & Dominic Monaghan in the past, why they would sign on to this pile of steaming donkey dung is beyond me.

The film is just terrible from the first minute, it was so awful I kept watching hoping that it would get better and redeem it'self but that never happened, it just got worse.

It might have helped if there were some laughs but there really weren't any I am at a loss to explain how this film got made and I hope that people come here and read reviews so they don't have to endure the pain others have by watching it.

American Horror Story (2011– )

I was really looking forward to this show, but now I wish I could forget it!

[1/10 · 19 August 2012]

I cannot even express how awful I found this show, it's badly acted, there is no connection between the ghosts and the real people, there is no anything really at all, it's constantly just weirdness pushed at you without a break and I didn't see any horror, well not what I would call horror.

The daughter, mother and father don't even communicate with each other when it comes to the things they see each day that are really quite bizarre and would make anyone question their sanity, these people seem to think its normal for people to appear out of no where and then return there with no warning.

It actually misses completely regarding horror as there is no horror. Don't waste your time like I did, I got 4 episodes in before I quit.

Continuum (I) (2012–2015)

Can it Continuum on?

[1/10 · 12 July 2012]

I really just foam at the mouth for any Sci-Fi I feel starved of it so when there is something new I jump at it full of positivity.

Unfortunately my positivity was very quickly hit on the head less than 3 minutes into this show with the terrible acting, really more than awful storyline which I can only assume was supposed to make people think of 9/11, and finally the fact that the show only really has about 10 minutes of Sci-Fi, the rest of it happens in our time via the use of time travel.

It's a really cheap shot at the real Sci-Fi viewers while trying to bring in a normal crowd of Crime viewers.

I don't believe it can continuum on!