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Alaska Monsters (2014)
WWE AND THE RING IS THE ALASKA TRIANGLE
One of the stupidest shows on tv but if you like humbug and storylines as believable as on WWE then you are in the right place. If you decide to watch imo you have to forget about how ridiculous this all is and just let your mind go to a place where there is nothing to worry about because everything is fake. I get a kick out of seeing what they can come up with to outdo their already ludicrous previous episodes. As the show progresses love how the Bigfoot or whatever they are chasing gets bigger every time they describe it. This happens about 5 times every episode so the original 7 foot tall Bigfoot by the end of the show is 12 feet tall "at least"! Wonder what happened to Little Bear in Season 2. Did he get his head ripped off by the Hairy Man or bit off in one bite by the Saberwolf? Crusty's hat comes off in episode 6 of season 1 and you can see where his nickname came from. Crusty can narrate better than Little Bear but loved the revolver Little Bear wielded during the tense hunt scenes. Nothing better than the aimless way the camera pans around in the scenes where the cryptid roars or jumps out of nowhere to be seen nowhere. Also love the phone videos always "surprisingly" offered by an eyewitness to show the hunted creature. Talk about grainy videos that show inconclusive evidence. But everything on this show is inconclusive but predictable. Will they ever capture anything? If I were the writer I'd capture something occasionally so then they could outdo a previous episode. Bottom line is this is great mindless entertainment that may relieve a stressful day when your car has a problem or your having a bad hair day like all the characters on this show seem to have. Finally my 90 year old mother-in-law has occasionally watched Mountain Monsters with me and chuckled so hopefully will get her to watch an Alaska Monsters episode. Life is too short to take everything seriously and this is a great way to take nothing seriously when you watch an episode. Hope you will find some laughs and entertainment if you watch!