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Road House (2024)
"Boat Dreams" 😂
Two stars for the violence/fight scenes but overall very very bad. Take the money and run, Jake! I'm sure that $10-$15 million be made was worth it to star in an absolute joke of a film. The dialogue was beyond embarrassing. Connor McGregor was awful. The token minority GF was so bad too. The dumbing down of remakes continues and some of the desperate general public are way too eager to eat them up. Anyone praising this movie is part of the problem and the reason Hollywood keeps dishing out this garbage. It's not about quality at all. It's grotesque to try to mimic this film off the original Road House. Just drawing suckers in with the name and then spewing garbage at them for nearly two hours. Two words: do better.
The Idol (2023)
It's like watching the slowest train wreck ever on a loop
This show is not entertaining. Depp and the Wkend are terrible. I get that he's supposed to be super creepy but they didn't have to go out of their way to make him disgustingly creepy. Depp has no depth. She's young but her voice is so monotone and her acting is bland. There is no wow factor. Just another famous actor's kid getting ahead bc of who she is. It's already getting old.
The show lacks any real storyline other than pop starlet cracks, career in toilet and thinks she'll be rescued by a wannabe music exec with the perennial shady past. It's just not believable that she'd go for a guy like that unless she's dumber than a box of Britney's. Sorry, Britney.
These creators made this garbage instead of focusing on their prize "Euphoria." Teenagers on drugs is what I want to see. It's my favorite TV genre.
American Gigolo (2022)
So bad. So very bad.
This show is garbage. I'm a Bernthal fan and I'm shocked he did something this bad. Wait for it... wait for it... another flashback. He's dressed like it's the 80s the entire show. His hair is terrible. In fact, everyone's hair is terrible in this show. Rosie O'Donnell's hair is definitely the worst and the wigs Gretchen Mol wears are horrific. This is probably one of the worst premium cable TV shows ever made. Not one character is even remotely likable. I've never seen the actress who plays adult Isabelle but she is beyond awful. Showtime should just make 100 episode seasons of Yellow Jackets than make crap like this show.
Private Property (2022)
Benson needs some benzos
Benson should borrow a Narcan pen from Lovato because she's gonna need it. What a joke she's turned into. This was one of the worst films I've seen in along time. It's embarrassing that Hollywood puts out crap like this one. I might be drunk but it's because this film was so bad. There's no other way I could tolerate it. Oh the poor struggling actress who got married super young to a producer as is now 30 something and can't build her career on her own. Boo hoo. She's so bored she decides the gardener is her new best friend. She sets women back and can't hold her liquor. As a drunk, I'm deeply offended by that. Try harder.
Malignant (2021)
Nothing campy about this terrible movie.
People are dumb. People who liked this movie are super dumb. If you're in the latter group, then stop trying to make this movie out to be something it wasn't. Its not about getting it. It's just plain bad. The only thing I get about it is that it was made for the super dumb who are entertained by anything. This is why there's so much bad content out there. They make anything because the super dumb will eat it up no matter how bad it is.
Cherry (2021)
Addiction isn't a disease.
She proved it. She chose to become a junkie. Best part of the whole film.