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Zardoz (1974)
Fantastically awful
This is a soft-core, sci-fi porn starring futuristic, psychic, suicidal Egyptians, in which the women are sexually repressed, pre-Princess Leia types, and all the men are gay (except for Sean Connery, who is quite masculine, despite wearing only red briefs and a braided ponytail for the entire film). This film was so awful, that I felt compelled to register in as a new user on IMDb, just to write this quick review. In fact, it was so terrible, that I recommend watching it. Much like the compulsion to slow down and look at a car accident, this film's ridiculousness pulls you in from the opening scene of a "witty" floating head spewing gobbledy gook. And yes, in the first few minutes, there is a line you will not soon forget. Make sure to watch this with your drinking buddies.