jerhood Reviews

The Twilight Zone: Ovation (2020) Season 2, Episode 4

Not wven sure where to start

[1/10 · 13 September 2020]

And apparently that was the same issue the creators of this episode had ... As well as not knowing when to stop or what to do in the middle.

Not only was this episode just an unnecessarily retold "The Price of Fame" story ... The "twist", if you can even call it that, was lame and contradictory to the character development the show establishes before the twist.

And why did ahe need to go into hiding after getting rid of the coin if it was just the coin that gave her fame ... Wouldn't getting rid of it negate the need for hiding or wouldn't hiding negate the need to get rid of the coin ... Make up your mind show or better yet just don't do that show anymore 👍

Fantasy Island (2020)

Not a 10 but not a 4.6 either

[10/10 · 22 July 2020]

Its a 6 or a 7 out of 10 ... Watchable popcorn flick ... Only gave it a 10/10 in hopes of raising the score a little to reflect a more accurate rating

Right now there aren't a lot of choices in the way of new movies .. If you skipped over this one due to its low rating give it a shot ... I promise you you've seen worse

The I-Land (2019)

All the reviews higher than 5

[1/10 · 5 November 2019]

Notice even the positive reviews all agree that the acting plot and effects aren't great yet some give it an 8 or 9 out of 10.if the acting plot and effects are poor I'm gonna guess you enjoyed it for the same reasons people watched Baywatch ... For the half naked people ... Spoiler alert ... That's pretty 1/10 in this too

The I-Land (2019)

Wow

[1/10 · 5 November 2019]

This might be the most horribly scripted show I've ever seen ... This makes even the last half of Lost look like a masterpiece.

You know how people tell you when you complain about something "I'm sure you couldn't have done any better" ... In this particular instance they would be very wrong.

This is truly awfulness at it's finest and I could only recommend this for the sake of seeing how awful it truly is.

Lets keep this limited series limited to the 7 episodes Netflix. Throw your money at anything else ... Anything

Tusk (I) (2014)

Walrus NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1/10 · 1 January 2015]

If there was an award for the worst conceived and more importantly manufactured movie of all time this would be at the utmost top of my list. I have seen other reviewers say that this one shows the depth of what happens when a pothead gets the ability to make his own movies, as an avid smoker of the greenery and a semi fan of Kevin Smith I take offense to this analogy. This is just a piece o' crap movie and weed shouldn't take the blame for it or the act of being a "pothead".

It really amazed me more that he convinced any legitimate actor to take part in the steaming pile of horse's anal relief. Justin Long doesn't knock them out of the park every time he takes on a role but how on god's great earth did he ever get talked into this, and I won't even try to figure out how the talk went that convinced Johnny Depp to get involved ... Do actors ever watch the crap they produce before its released, I would be truly embarrassed if I were even an extra in this piece of monkey spunk.

Lastly I have seen other reviews that compare this to The Human Centipede, I see how you can come to that comparison and I absolutely hated The Human Centipede, but its an Oscar winning movie in comparison to Tusk. As ridiculous as both concepts are for anything including a movie that's supposed to be somewhat entertaining, at least The Human Centipede tried to take itself somewhat seriously. Tusk try's to add levity to itself from time to time and fails at that as horribly as it does in turning a human into a walrus believably.

I didn't toss in a lot of the spoilers and specifics I would like to because I hate reading reviews that pick apart the details of a movie I haven't seen, and there are PLENTY of other reviews here that already have done that. If you want some specifics read those, most of the ones that give it a 1 star rating are spot on. I am also not writing this in hopes that someone curious to watch it will be deterred from doing so, mainly because I watched this piece of monkey spunk so so should you if your curious. This is my personal F*CK YOU letter to Kevin Smith and anyone involved in this crap-fest of a movie. You could have fed a starving village in Africa with the money you wasted on something that should have never been produced. I truly hope this movie damages your career.

Love, A former fan