Y-Sly Reviews

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

I hate Brett Ratner or how to destroy a movie franchise!

[5/10 · 26 May 2006]

I read so many negative and positive critics everywhere (mostly here on IMDb) and sorry, but I agree with the negative ones. This movie is bad... very bad. I like the first two episodes and now I feel almost the same thing when I saw Batman Forever after Batman Returns. Okay, the situation is not that bad. ;) In X3 there are a lot of weird things like unimportant and unfinished characters and story. The directing was bad and Brett Ratner is a coward. He MUST kill all mutants and not because those mutants can die too, no... it is because he (and Fox) wants to make a fourth movie with no characters. Good luck for them next time, I will watch the next X-Men movie too, but please, bring back Bryan Singer and apologize him.

5/10

The Descent (2005)

"Creep 2"

[3/10 · 10 December 2005]

My opinion is... that this is the unofficial second Creep (2003) movie which starred by the beautiful Franka Potente. The reasons are: while Creep played in a subway station, this movie (The Descent) plays in a cave. In this movie, there are a lot of people with lot of monsters (or whatever are they), in Creep, there is only one. Let's talk only about the positives: the director of photography and the directing was all great and unique, absolutely awesome, I liked it so much. I don't really liked Neil Marshall's previous film, called Dog Soldiers, but I enjoyed this one. I think it is a one time watchable horror film to everyone who really likes this movie genre.

Fearless Hyena 2 (1983)

Disappointment!

[5/10 · 5 January 2005]

For me (as you can read in the summary), this movie is a huge disappointment. I love almost all Jackie Chan movies, except a few US films (like Rush Hour 2, Medallion), but this Hong-Kong movie is very boring. I do not know why but the main role was not Jackie's, and he was hiding somewhere (maybe he did not wanted to play his one of the greatest character ever:). The scenes with Jackie was good, all of them... but overall it was not too much. There were a lot of interesting elements in the movie, like John Williams's music from the Raiders of the Lost Ark, or a few cameos by famous Chinese actors etc. Overall, this movie is 5 out of 10 for me. +1 because Jackie is a living god for me! Cannot wait his next movie, I hope it will be good. ;)

Le Guignolo (1980)

Nice movie!

[7/10 · 2 June 2004]

I haven't seen a Belmondo movie for a long... long time. This movie (Le Guignolo) is a really funny film with the always great Jean-Paul Belmondo. He is not using stunts again, and he is acting very good. Michel Galabru was fine too, I like him... but he was not too much in the film. I recommend this movie to everybody who likes Belmondo movies. Ohh... I almost forgot, I saw this movie on DVD and the quality of the picture was really awesome. It's an old movie (it is 24 years old) and they did a good job. Go and see other Belmondo movies, and buy them of course. Georges Lautner's movie is in my opinion, this movie is 7.5 out of 10. Great action-comedy, Belmondo forever!!!

Hungarian Vagabond (2004)

The Hungarian "Holy Grail"!

[1/10 · 12 April 2004]

Some of the critics says that this movie is the Hungarian version of the 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', well... they've of course no right! This movie is one of the worst Hungarian movies I have ever seen, it's even worst than Valami Amerika (Something America). I really hate it, no good ideas, no good jokes and the directing is terrible. I cannot believe that the movie makers really wanted to sell this film for us. Forget this movie please, everybody! There are a lot of better comedys in Hungary, like Üvegtigris (Glass Tiger)... If you watch this movie, you'll spend a lots of time for nothing... like I said before.. please forget this awful movie! 0/10

Control (2003)

Average? You can read the true answer here... :-)

[6/10 · 19 December 2003]

This is an average and highly overrated movie! Do not misunderstood me, there are a lot of good moments in it (a lot more better than the other movies in my little country), but there are nothing really special! The funny thing is that the first hour of the movie is a comedy, but then it is a hardcore thriller. It is really interesting, do not you think? The directing, the cinematography, the acting and the music (composed by a Hungarian team called: NEO) was cool, but this movie not so good enough (there are a lot of missing things) for me, I think it is not so original (some ideas are stoled from foreign movies). And the other reasons of my vote: there is still hope that Hungarian movies can be a lot more better than present days - this is a great beginning. That is why my rating is only 6 out of 10.

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

Horrible!

[5/10 · 8 November 2003]

I think The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions was a huge mistake of Hollywood. It terrible, this movie is not serious (the first and the Animatrix was). Well.. it's sh*t! I don't understand why American film makers always want to destroy their best movies (OK, they want more and more money). Don Davis's music is good again, but that's it.

I prefer to watch Kill Bill, that movie is a real movie!

Animatrix 9/10 The Matrix 8/10 The Matrix Reloaded 2.5/10 The Matrix Revolutions 2/10

Do not watch this horrible movie!!!

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

No Cameron... that means this is a: Great Movie

[8/10 · 12 July 2003]

Yeah, this is a wonderful movie, I like it a lot. Jonathan Mostow (yes, he is a lot better than the 'king of the world') is a god, he made a better Terminator film, than James Cameron ever made. This movie is a lot better than the first two: better script, better music, better actors (except Arnold, he is good again:) and better directing. Cameron (Hey, you! Go to the cinema and go to practice from Mostow!) fans will do not like this movie, but who cares... It was really good to wait 12 years for this fantastic movie!!! The only problem with the movie: it is a little bit short for me. :-)

T1 6/10, T2 9.5/10, T3 10/10.

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

Waste of time! :(

[6/10 · 23 June 2003]

I love the first Matrix (9/10) movie, but I think..... I think I hate this sh*t. The only good thing in the movie when Neo was fight with thousands of Mr. Smith. There was nothing special in the movie except this moment (and I think that it was too long). Zion is a stupid place, there are no white people? What is happening here (I do not hate anybody but this is funny, isn't it?)? I hope The Matrix Revolutions will be a lot better than this one because as I said before: THIS MOVIE IS A WASTE OF TIME!!! 4/10

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

What the hell.....?

[4/10 · 23 June 2003]

Ok, sorry... I have made a very BAD mistake. This movie is terrible, Okay.. I liked it first... second. But this is a boring movie, not the second best Star Wars movie (as I said before), this is not a Star Wars movie: this is 'how to show CGI for people' movie (okay... this was terribly funny:). The original trilogy is wonderful, the last two (or soon three) is just sucks. Lucas, please do not direct movies anymore!!! 4/10

Hulk (2003)

Incredible

[8/10 · 18 June 2003]

Yes.. it is! This movie is a lot better than I expected. This is not an ordinary action movie, this is a great comic book adaptation (like X-Men 1-2, Spider-Man, DareDevil, Batman 1-2, Superman 1-2). I liked the romance between Betty and Bruce, the father-son 'affair' and everything: the script, the CGI, the music, the cast and really everything. Enjoy this movie! 9.5/10

Enter the Matrix (2003 Video Game)

Not bad, but...

[4/10 · 11 May 2003]

...not as good as the movie(s). I think that the fight and other coerography is very good, but the graphics and the gameplay (Max Payne was a lot better) is too average. The music is very good: it makes a real Matrix feeling for this game. In my opinion, this game is: 8/10!

X-Men (2000)

Good movie!

[10/10 · 26 April 2003]

I love this movie. It is good directed, and all actors have great performance in X-Men. I loved the soundtrack: Michael Kamen is a god, he has been made a good music for this movie. My favourite mutant is: all of them... they are so unique, and if you love the movie, you will love them all (the good guys and also the bad guys). 10 out of 10!

Torrente 2: Misión en Marbella (2001)

Cool!

[9/10 · 30 January 2003]

This is a great movie, I recommend to everyone who loved the first Torrente movie! I really love Torrente's character, he is the coolest person of the world :). I think that this movie is not worst than the first one, it's as good as the first (10/10) was. Santiago Segura is a good actor, and I think.. he is a good director too. I want Torrente 3 now!!! :) 9/10

Torrente, the Dumb Arm of the Law (1998)

Fantastic action-comedy

[10/10 · 30 January 2003]

This guy (Torrente) is an ex-cop, El Fary and Altético Madrid fan. This movie (and the whole Torrente-saga) is about stupid and bizarre characters and they are very funny, you can trust in me. He is very fumbler and his "friends" are also flumbers. He has a few mates like Rafi who wants to be a cop, Amparito is a slag but somehow she likes Torrente('s carrot), Malaguita is his informer who can't give a true information for the Spanish super cop and... there are a few more unbelievable characters but I don't really want to spoil the whole movie. Overall, this film is an excellent action-comedy and you will laugh the whole approximately 97 minutes. Watch it! My opinion: 10 out of 10!

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Could this be better? That is the question!

[10/10 · 29 December 2002]

Could this be better? Yes, the Extended Version will be better, we just have to wait a few months. I love this movie, I enjoyed this movie. Gollam is the best character in the movie (but I like the others too). The CGI is beautiful, the Ents are the most intresting "tree"s of the world. :) I loved the TTT soundtrack better than FoTR (10/10). Its more dinamic, more fantastic than the prequel. The sequel is here, go to the cinema as fast as you can! Don't miss it!!! 10 out of 10

Star Trek: Hidden Evil (1999 Video Game)

Good, but too short!

[28 December 2002]

This is a good game, but it is too short. Star Trek: Hidden Evil is the sequel of the ninth Star Trek movie called Insurrection. The graphics is beautiful, the sounds are very good, you can be in a Star Trek movie for a few hours when you are playing this game. You can hear original TNG voices of Brent Spiner (Data) and Patrick Stewart (Jean-Luc Picard). Live Long and Prosper! :-)

Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)

Excellent! (SPOILERS)

[10/10 · 17 December 2002]

SPOILERS! The best The Next Generation movie. Better story-line, better actors, better directing. It was heartbreaking. I really cried when Data died (... and I cried when Kirk was dead). They are killing the best characters of the Star Trek! :( B-4 (played by Brent Spiner:) is intresting. Data was better, I loved Data, he was my favourite TNG character. Why the hell does they killed the best android of the Star Trek universe!? Kate Mulgrew was too enough in the movie: "Kathryn Janeway" as a StarFleet Admiral... ridiculous! Picard is lot better than Janeway. The CGI was very good and I loved Jerry Goldsmith' soundtrack too. In my opinion: 9 out of 10.

The Ring (2002)

Good horror-thriller!

[10/10 · 25 November 2002]

Gore Verbinski is a good director, I loved The Mexican and MouseHunt too. I think that he was a good choice. I loved this movie better than the original Ringu (8/10). The acting was very good, Naomi Watts is a very good actress, everybody will enjoy this movie who really wants. In my opinion: 9 out of 10.

Red Dragon (2002)

Very big disappointment!

[4/10 · 9 November 2002]

Brett Ratner is on of the worst directors I have ever seen. He cannot scare people. This movie is far away from Silence of the Lambs (9/10) and more far away from Hannbial (10/10). The acting was good, the script is not. How the producers can give work(s) for this bad director, he do not have original style. 6.5 out of 10! :(

Spider-Man (2002)

The most impressive comic book-adaptation ever!

[10/10 · 9 November 2002]

"With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility"... those who cannot understand these words they will not like the movie. Spider-Man is the best comic hero of all time! I bought the DVD Tuesday and I like the moive better and better... When I first heard that my favourite director, Sam Raimi will direct the new Spidey-movie, I was very happy. Danny Elfman' score, the acting and everything is beautiful. The only bug is the CGI, sometimes it is not so good. This is 2002s best movie. In my opinion: 10 out of 10.

Rendörsztori (2002– )

Very bad!

[1 October 2002]

Its better than the prequel called Európa Expressz (this was a movie not a serial), but this is terrible too. No good acting, no good actions, no good story and nothing! Why Hungarian "filmmakers" want to make an action-serial again?!

Within the Woods (1978)

Intresting horror!

[10/10 · 26 September 2002]

This movie is the "prequel" of the Evil Dead trilogy. My favourite film maker (Sam Raimi) directed this movie. It is a very short film... approximately 30 mins. It is enjoyable, and good fun to see Bruce (Campbell) as an undead. ;)

Great work: 10/10!

Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

Good directing, bad acting! (...and a few SPOILERS from the movie)

[4/10 · 23 September 2002]

This is an average sequel of the Halloween! Not so bad... but the script has a little bug. Michael Myers (the Boogieman) is not dead. He is still live in the end of H20 and he is still live in the end of Resurrection. I am not happy, because there are too many bad actors in the movie like Busta Rhymes etc... and he just kicked Michael's butt away from the movie. Really.. I am not lieing.. there was a fight "episode" in the movie between the two person. 6 out of 10!

I hope that the next episode will be better than this one, and please... make a good script for the best horror series ever!

Charlie's Angels (2000)

Good!

[7/10 · 20 May 2002]

This film is good. It is not as good as the 70s-80s series, but I love this too. I directors (McG) first job that is functioning well. Bill Murray is good was the best in the movie. I enjoy this film all the time. I have the DVD and the Soundtrack and it's really cool. I can't wait for the second Angels movie. :-)