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Cooties (2014)
Fear the kids
Steve's Horror Nights #2
I decided to watch Cooties because zombies? Kids? Bro that sounds awesome! Did it live up to my expectations? Not really, but it does get a pass! This film focuses more on comedy than horror and it shows for sure! I love horror comedies! The intro was gross but I guess that's what this film wanted. I also like the characters! Why does it get a 9 and not a 10? Not enough Jorge Garcia.
The Silence (2019)
What
Steve's Horror Nights - Review #1
What an average way to kick off my IMDb ratings, a horror film similar to The Quiet Place! This film was okay but I felt like the whole cult thing. Was completely unnecessary, I like the characters and there isn't really much gore due to the PG-13 rating. If you don't give any darns about it and just want to have a nice quiet experience, maybe give this film a watch!
It (2017)
Pennywise, more like quarterintelligent
Okay that headline was a lame joke
IT (2017) would most likely be more loved by people because it was more creepy than the 1990 IT. Mostly because of the new upgrades we have of it. The film absolutely selled it im box office! It became the highest grossing horror film!
The characters are all cool! The 7 main characters, the creepy clown that lives in the sewers, the over-the-top 4 threating bullies. Everything!
8/10
Clownhouse (1989)
Could've been better
The director who did illegal actions with the lead of this film behind the set really made me feel for this. The acting is mediocore, not too bad. You don't really see any blood, I'm normally in for horror movies that contain gore. I normally only let it slide if I find it cool.
However what gave this some points? This film was actually kinda realistic and creepy! Clowns always manage to scare me and this was no difference!
4/10, it tried
You're Next (2011)
The best horror film I've watched
Do you want a horror movie with a smart main character? Do you want a horror movie with some good jumpscares? Do you want a horror movie with interesting characters? Do you want a horror movie with an amazing twist? This is the bestest film I've ever seen!
The 3 main masks look scary and again, the twist really shocked me the first time I've watched it! The gore is amazing aswell! The kills are unique and epic! The acting is top notch! You should definetly watch it!
10/10
The Boy (2016)
Slow paced but awesome
This film was pretty slow paced and could've simply be put into a 20 minute short film but was I dissapointed? Absolutely not! This film was amazing! The story, the twist, the characters! It lacks gore but you don't need gore to make a good movie! Brahms the doll looks unnerving!
9/10
The Ritual (2017)
Woods? Never again
This film was very nice! Being lost in the woods in one if the scariest things that could happen. Group of friends take a small trip and end up being stalked by a creepy ass creature. The creature itself is terrifying! It's worth a watch!
7/10
Donnie Darko (2001)
Interesting!
As we watch as a disturbed teenager named Donnie Darko lives while a 6' rabbit tells him the world will end is worth a watch! It's a pretty long movie being 113 minutes in the theatircal cut and around 130 in the director's cut. It's worth it!
Frank the rabbit himself is pretty terrifying but you get used to his mask. I suggest you watch the theatrical cut which is free on Amazon Prime. Donnie Darko is one of those films where you search for an answer and have fun finding an answer yourself!
8/10
Murder Party (2007)
Murder Party was a cool party
The film which is Jeremy Saulnier's first feature film and 3rd film including 2 short films he made prior is actually not bad!
It tried to be what it wanted, a hilarious comedy with alot of gore and it succeeded. I love films where the main killers are humans cause it adds to the realism.
The protagonist on his own is an interesting one. A dimwit and a coward. We usually don't see those types of protagonists but Murder Party really made you feel bad for the guy despite him having very little lines.
The costumes for the killers are references and they are pretty cool!
7/10