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Drive (2011)
Driver that doesn't drive...that much
This movie was slow, and only had two actual parts in which a drive took place that ended up with results. I was under the impression from the trailers that this movie was about high speed chases and constant action, not a slow paced boring drive through a few incidents. This movie seems to be developed for a different audience than those that like the "Fast and Furious" movies like me. I feel that a movie should still be a movie even if you take out a major event. If you took out the single point that made this movie traverse the way it did, you would no longer have a movie and just two halves that don't fit. I think that if this movie had more action or at least more of what I thought was going to happen, like a drive then I wouldn't have been as upset. This movie moved way to slow for me.
Terror at Baxter U (2003)
God damn!
What the hell is this piece of crap movie? Did someone film this at a library? Why was the body that came over the staircase completely still, ....shouldnt those arms be moving through the wind? What is up with the crappiest camera ever and the fake combination that old guy used on the little chest? Who acts like this? I can make a better movie playing video games and sleeping called "My Life". Seriously, if you think this has a plot worth your money then go ahead and buy it but please make sure you burn this piece of crap when your done it doesn't deserve to be reproduced. This movie consists of bad acting, bad camera, horrible props, stupidity, and best of all ugly people.
Mr. Hell (2006)
What the hell?
Wow, simply Wow. This movie is also craptastic. I gave it a 4 because of a great scene where a mercenary chick has sex but thats bout it. This movie is about a guy that gets killed by a little girl by means of a flesh eating virus in a research plant, or so it seems since they don't actually tell you. Anyway she grow up and becomes a security guard there and these random mercenaries show up for the virus since it sells for a lot. They raid the place and take over while Mr. hell comes out of a oozing can of slime. He kills people and takes their eyes to stay alive and in the end that stack of eyes is destroyed and so is he. The only good part is when the blonde mercenary gets naked and has sex then puts on her red thong. Bad acting, bad props, bad funding, bad idea, wasteful crap.
Rottweiler (2004)
Oh Lord help me
Horrendous isn't a strong enough word to describe this film. The movie is about a dog that got trashed as a young dog and got rebuilt with metal bones...yeah okay wolverine go get your own damn plot. Anyways, it continues on about some guy who is hunting for his girlfriend that got taken by some fat dude. This guy somehow manages to shoot this dog to death and it still comes back. I know this is supposed to be a horror movie but it is more along the lines of a comedy/horror. It's so funny its stupid. Craptastic acting, makeup, and the rendering of the dog as pure metal was almost decent. Don't waste your money with this garbage, go buy another film.
Deadly Species (2002)
Low budget and supposed to be gross?
What another disaster... This movie is about a group of people in college that want to find an old Indian tribe that was thought to be extinct 150 years ago. A professor and some of his students give up their summer vacation (yeah right screw that) to go hunting for this tribe in the Everglades. Originally they couldn't go because they didn't have the money but some random guy that has naked women everywhere in his estate calls and says hey I got money lets go. The catch is, he isn't in it for the educational value but hes trying to find out why his own people never came back because they supposedly had a magical cure for anything, more of an immortality elixer. Anyway, they manage to make it there with a whole 5 minutes...some expedition...hows that cost 30 grand? Anyway, they manage to find out that some creature is making his way about smoking off all but a select few in the end. This is more of a movie for someone who wants to see nudity from the chest up even though the women were not exactly good looking. We will let you watch the movie to see how it runs! But don't waste your money buying it, just go download it somewhere if you can or watch it at someone elses house.
Evil's City (2005)
What a waste
This movie pretty much consists of a good idea but crappy development. Underfunded made this movie a big POS but anyway on with the review. This movie is about a group of story go-getters that want to get the biggest story of all and have pictures for proof of its existence. Their after a town called Acheron which apparently everyone died in. The town is out in the middle of nowhere and a few random people just appear out of nowhere and begin taking a role in the movie. But before you can even fathom how it ends let me tell you how it begins, a girl gets a gun to her head by some freako that said he saw this town, which they didn't even know what it was then. This movie pretty much isn't worth the 7.95 I paid for it, fund it better and make a new one with a real director and it might be worth your time.