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Curse of Pirate Death (2006)
the worst movie ever
I have seen a lot of bad movies but this one is unbelievably bad. I wonder if this was made by mentally challenged people because no same person would do such a thing (it is impossible for me to call this a movie), and on top of that release it for the world to see it. And those "actors"...oh, man, those "actors"... are they so desperate to get in a movie? This thing shouldn't even be on IMDb... it should be at most on cartoon network bloopers or something. Anyway i'm just going to keep writing some about this thing since i have to post like 10 lines. How high do you have to get to be able to commit such crime against the human intelligence? Retarded movie!!! Don't waste time of your life with this!!!
I am begging you! Please let us vote with 0 too
Grim Reaper (2007)
Another predictable "horror" movie
If you need a "horror" movie that gives you the feeling you could have done a way better thing just using your imagination after a few extra beers...this is the 1. I was watching Discovery channel while watching this movie and still i was able to guess most of the dialogues. Bad acting, poor storyline, the idea is not even close to something original, music that sometimes doesn't even fit with what happens in the movie, after the first 10-15 minutes you will easily guess the whole movie...what else can i say about this movie? Oh yea, after the first five minutes of the movie it gives the impression that the director ran out of mood and ideas and left the janitor to deal with the directing while he was around the corner having a joint. If those people can make "movies" it means i chose the wrong career. I'm sure most of you will feel the same after watching this...umm... whatever i'll just call it "no budget movie". My only regret is that i cant get my 1:30 hours from my life back
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
Brilliant!!! If you are an idiot you won't understand this movie
This is one of the best comedies i have seen lately and also one of the best documentaries about the American society today Indeed Borat might shock you but if you are smart enough to understand that this is the purpose of this documentary you will enjoy this 100%. The homophobic, antisemitic, missogine, sexist and so on jokes are made with a purpose: to show the common reaction of the people around and to show how far snobism, greed, idiocy and all the other human's spirit defects can go. Stupid people will be shocked by this movie and smart people will see it as it was meant to be seen: an accurate view from an outsider. All along you will observe through a magnifying glass how the different cultures are seen here, and how if you are different you will be ridiculed and seen as a freak.
THUMBS UP!!!
PS: The language spoken in his village is Romanian and the music is mainly from Ederlezi of Goran Bregovic (gipsy music from Serbia)