LucyKempers Reviews

Madame Web (2024)

Dreadful

[1/10 · 19 February 2024]

As bad as everyone is saying, what is more shocking is the 1200 (at the time of this rewiew) 10 star ratings....

Friends and family strike again LOL.

Absolute disaster of a film and the director has no talent whatsoever unfortunately. I don't know why hollywood keeps hiring these people. The character design, the story, the shots, every single thing about this movie is dreadful. Let's all hope that the feedback is received and a) this director doesn't get hired any time soon for another movie and b) people with actual talent are hired to make movies. It's really, really, terrible. Avoid watching in my opinion.

The Pod Generation (2023)

Start's off strong

[4/10 · 30 August 2023]

Start's off strong and intriguing with dark undertones..... around halfway through the film however, it just suddenly turns silly. The behaviour of the two leads becomes juvenile and slapstick and it goes from alluding to being more of a thriller into a light hearted comedy. It also slows pace massively and the second half is just padded out with nothing really interesting happening and just more of a romance story.

This would have been better suited to an hour long short show, and it ending with a sinister tone. The two leads act well with what they are given. The dreamlike sequences were also overused massively and irrelevant to the story.

I liked the premise of the film and the visuals so it had that going for it. It got the sci-fi aesthetic right at least.

Cobweb (2023)

Don't be mislead by some of these negative reviews

[8/10 · 15 August 2023]

Don't be mislead by some of these negative reviews. I thoroughly enjoyed it. A lot of the negative reviews are because the movie begins as more of a thriller, but then turns into real horror halfway through. The change of pace is sudden and very enjoyable to me. The movie keeps you guessing at all points until the end scene.

Very creepy movie throughout. Good actors also.

In this day and age a good horror is rare, but this one hit all the spots for a decent one in my book. Anything less than a 7 is unfair. It's VERY watchable from beginning to end. I almost didn't watch this based off some of the high rated reviews but i'm glad I did.

Little Bone Lodge (2023)

Very poor amateur horror.

[2/10 · 4 July 2023]

Very poor amateur horror. The majority of reviews here are fake and very obvious. Yes, we get that you are friends and family of the cast, but at least put some effort into your review so that it doesn't read totally false.

Masterpiece? Not quite. Best film you've seen? Unlikely.

C'mon people. Rate the movies for what it is, don't be dishonest. The story itself is not bad, although predictable but the acting is very poor, and you can tell this is a very budget movie put together by students. I would strongly avoid this movie, rating it a 2/10 is generous but I don't give anything less as that's unfair.

Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)

Woah, it really is that bad

[1/10 · 4 October 2022]

Ouch, this is probably one of, if not the worst movies i've ever seen. I've seen alot. It is terrible in every department, the sets, the creeper, the actors, the story (or lack thereof). This literally ticked zero boxes for me. Obviously this isn't one to watch at the cinema, but it is one to totally ignore when it arrives to streaming.

I don't follow producers or story writers, but whoever is in charge of this movie needs to find a new career pronto as this one is NOT for you. Abysmal in every sense of the word.

The trailer made the movie look passable, but this was trickery. You will be disappointed.

White Hot: The Rise & Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch (2022)

Yikes!

[1/10 · 20 April 2022]

They really missed the mark with their agenda here, it's almost backfired.

If anything, I support Abercrombie even more after this documentary and I honestly went into it thinking I would be shocked.

I am going to go shop at Abercrombie tomorrow as a result of this absolute drivel. You can't have your cake and eat it guys... there are companies and shops that target their audience for very niche audiences, if you don't like what a company sells then don't shop there. Simple as that.

Return to Space (2022)

Just propaganda for Elon Musk

[3/10 · 12 April 2022]

This is merely propaganda for Elon Musk and shareholders for SPCE.

Not interesting whatsoever. Good to watch if you are in the aero industry, otherwise don't waste your time.

Servant: Mama (2022) Season 3, Episode 10

Such a good episode

[9/10 · 25 March 2022]

Dorothy is such a good actress in this episode, i was pretty impressed with her performance. The writing was good and this was a dark episode also. The series has overall been a bit slow at times but it's built up to a great ending of the season.

Home Sweet Home Alone (2021)

The fastest way to ruin your career.

[1/10 · 29 November 2021]

Everyone involved in this is likely never going to be hired again.

Absolutely shocking, please... for your mental health do not watch this. Forget it's existence and move on with your life. You'll thank me :)

The Wheel of Time (2021– )

Simply stunning.

[9/10 · 19 November 2021]

If you enjoyed the series, make sure you vote! Unfortunately when a book adaption comes, purists can often vote bomb it and try to get it "cancelled" but this really is a fantastic show, with a high budget and it's what we need and want more of ... FANTASY!!!

Be sure you take time to vote if you enjoyed it, or found it average etc too!

He's All That (2021)

An advert for TikTok - Rarely do I get angered by a movie

[1/10 · 27 August 2021]

What in the hell did I just watch? What a disaster of a movie in every way possible. Rarely do I get angered by a movie but this was just disgusting in every possible way.

I loved the original, it had good actors, had real heart, and tasteful music in appropriate places.

This is just one huge tiktok advert with product placements all over the place, KFC/Pizza hut, you name it it's here. We know who sponsored this movie and the production. Anyone watching this, they are making money off you. Believe me, it is not worth watching at all.

The acting is just so bad, the script, camera angles are horrendous, the dialogue is cringe and awkward. "IPhone, followers,, tiktok, pizza hut, some more tiktok followed by some random fruity loops " is all this disaster of a movie is. The director and actors and everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves for not speaking up during shooting that this was going to be a disaster and walking away.

HORRIBLE.

Too Hot to Handle (2020– )

A perfect example

[2/10 · 26 June 2021]

A perfect example of how desperation for fame will result in this.

If you think this is a poor man's love island you are correct. They think they are going to come out with business proposals and contracts but the only thing they will end up getting from it is syphalis.

Absolutely bottom of the barrel contestants. Literally, prostituting themselves on TV for money. Their parents must be SO ashamed.

Black Easter (2021)

As bad as it sounds

[1/10 · 24 June 2021]

Not the brightest spark in the box who directed this movie. You can just tell they do not have the artistic vision as a director. Do not waste your time, the film is very poorly acted, has a plot with so many holes open, amateurishly shot and the dialogue is just abysmal.

I am struggling to call this movie in fact, it is more just moving images on a screen that your brain cannot intepret.

Awful in every way possible. 1/10 and that is being generous.