ripper027 Reviews

The Erotic Time Machine (2002 Video)

guys: you HAVE to see Kelli Summers...

[10/10 · 2 January 2003]

This movie is basically a 'best of' Seduction Cinema. They picked 5 or so of their best shall we say "multiple actress" scenes so that you the viewer can sit back and marvel at all the actresses displaying their "talents". If you've seen many of SC's other titles, you've likely seen all of the scenes that have been put together here. But you should still buy/rent this DVD anyways because it introduces newcomer Kelli Summers. She introduces all of the other scenes in a ridiculous framing sequence. And while she's doing this, she displays (and plays with) her twin "talents", which by the way are spectacular and all natural. She is hands down the Hottest girl on the SC list and we can expect to see a lot more of her in the future. Anyway, this movie has a retarded and almost nonexistent plot. It is almost wall-to-wall "female bonding". And being a Seduction Cinema release, you should no what you're in for. Depending on what you are looking for this movie will either be very "moving" or it will bore you to tears. Don't go in expecting Citizen Kane.

Street of a Thousand Pleasures (1972)

racks unlimited

[10/10 · 17 August 2002]

This is definitely a one-track movie. Do not watch this with your significant other. This single movie from the Seventies probably has more screen-time of naked chicks than the entire hollywood film industry in the last decade of films! The down-side is that the quality of the picture is not good at all. It shows its age as the print that SWV used as the master reel looks like it has not been stored or treated well over the past thirty years. But if you're a breast man: sit back and enjoy...

The Vampire's Seduction (1998)

Thanks for the mammaries!

[10/10 · 18 April 2002]

Forget the fact that this movie has the word 'vampire' in the title. There is only one reason to see this movie, and if you've seen any Seduction Cinema movies then you know what that reason is: the girls. This movie has Tina Krause (who is hot) and a bunch of unknowns. Tina spends 98% of her screen time topless with a black cape (because she's a 'vampire' in the non-existent plot). All of the other chicks spend their time showing off their ample assets as well (which I believe are all natural which is a good thing). If you like vampire movies or plots, do NOT see this movie. If however, you are a red-blooded male who likes to see chicks parade around topless, then DO see this movie. Oh ya, the guy actor in this movie is actually kind of funny too. This is either Seduction Cinema's best or worse movie, depending on what you prefer in the chicks-to-plot ratio. This one is 95% chicks!

Kiss Me Quick! (1964)

Best nudie-cutie ever!

[10/10 · 20 July 2001]

This is the best nudie-cutie I've ever seen. Upbeat fun comedy (really bad jokes). High camp, and tons of topless girls. Made in '64 and it shows. Very politically incorrect. Turn off your brain and enjoy. Some guys will love this movie, almost all chicks will hate it vehemently.