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Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
I want to love this but...
I have seen this movie several times throughout my life and as much as I love cheesy B-movies, this one always rubbed me the wrong way. Tonight, at the age of 50 while watching it yet again with my teenage daughter, I have decided that, besides its many faults...one of the reasons why I don't like this movie is that I really wanted THIS to be the movie Dean Wormer from Animal House (John Vernon) finally wins. And he doesn't. I think if he (police chief Mooney) had of won the day, I'd have felt like the movie had some worth. The guy (any character he played ever I mean) needed a win, and this should've been it. Saving his town against stupid pranky awful teens AND killer clowns from outer space. Win win. But alas no. Long live John Vernon in our memories! Played a jerk like no other.
Jack Whitehall: Travels with My Father: Episode #3.1 (2019)
Jack is becoming more and more of an a-hole
Forcing anyone, especially your own father, to take off his clothes for a yoga class is horrible. Especially in this day and age. And the jokes that came out from it after are insulting to the men who enjoy it as well. I have nothing against naked men...but no one should be forced into this on camera. Especially your own "daddy". This series gets more and more "entitled unfunny young privileged guy continues to get upstaged by his MUCH funnier (but also insultingly privileged and staged) father as it gets further and further from feeling real. The thing is, when it's sincere and heart-felt it actually works SO well and is way funnier than when they are trying too hard. And Jack just comes across as a di*k more and more... even more-so than normal (when he's trying so hard to be funnier than he usually is). I'm starting to wish for a Michael only travel show. Maybe with Winston. Really though...JACK STOP TRYING SO HARD AND JUST BE SINCERE. When Jack gets real, and shows his heart, the show gets better. No more trying to make dad uncomfortable or take his clothes off. Ugh. Maybe take a page out of Eugene Levy's reluctant traveller show? Find your heart boys...don't press anyone to take their clothes off.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Bombad Jedi (2008)
I'm no Jar Jar hater, but c'mon.
I don't have an issue with Jar Jar from the film, but I DO understand the dislike after this episode. It's almost like the producers of this, knowing he was not a liked character, went out of their way to insure that opinion was kept up and he remained eye-rolling and cringe-worthy. On top of that...the vaguely racist and unlikable Vireroy....and the whole Roger-Roger goofy battle droids getting old REALLY quick....the whole mess feels very juvenile..the humour old and stale. Only redeeming factor...the Rodians (one of my fave alien designs) didn't end up shooting first (😉).
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: All Those Who Wander (2022)
Spoilers. Not giving this episode a rating. Just tired of shows doing this.
So...show runners decide to kill off a fan favourite...my favourite...AND an alien. And I LOVED this series AND this episode up until that moment. Now now I'm done. I'm tired of shows taking away my favourite character. You don't have to find this "review" helpful or not. Doesn't matter.
Timelock (1996)
Wut?
Gonna chalk this up to good actors (Ayre Gross, Maryam D'Abo, Jeffrey Meek, Nicholas Worth, Martin Kove, etc) blackmailed to be in a student film. Wow.
Supergirl: All About Eve (2019)
Trading in suspense for frustration.
After reading some of the reviews, I realize this isn't a popular opinion, but I just can't get into Jon Cryer as Lex. Nothing against Cryer as an actor, but Lex in my head was a big foreboding man with a certain seriousness, charisma, and charming confidence. Cryer seems more of a Riddler.
But that is neither here nor there. I find myself cringing with this storyline. Politically I'm with it, I like what they are tackling...but the whole "turn everyone against Supergirl!" is kinda old and hack, and people turning on her so quickly...we'll its not suspenseful. It's frustrating.
It doesn't have me binge watching, not being able to wait for the next episode...it has me rolling my eyes and thinking "I can't wait for this part to be over with" and fast forwarding.
I love the show and many of the casting choices. Just having a hard time with this chunk of episodes. But just one opinion. As you were.
Are We There Yet? (2010)
No. This is not "racist"....however it is chauvinistic and lazy.
Ok, white folk saying this is racist is just stupid, but after watching the valentine episode where the toxic machismo was dripping off of all "it's not ok for boys to like flowers unless they're gay", lots of references that men shouldn't be sensitive and some kind of cruel "some kids are just unlikable and need to be left out so they learn to be more likeable" BS left a horrible taste in my mouth. I GET that Terry's character is supposed to be flawed and learn , but it often turns around that he's right after all and that the women and sensitive male characters are constantly belittled. I can only image those that like this are old-fashioned straight Christian chauvinistic wife bashing, gay belittling, emasculating people....who need every poorly written joke spelled out for them. Terry has since showed he's better than all this. He ain't no poor man's tv version of Ice Cube....he's better than that. Way better than that. It feels so out of character for him, it feels unnatural. HE is funny. This trite is not.
Arrow: Collision Course (2018)
Frustrating and unlikable
So...we are suppose to dislike Oliver & Co, we are suppose to dislike team (very hypocritical) Wild Dog & Co. Even sweetheart Curtis and BEST actor Paul Blackthorne....is anyone likeable anymore? Add boring Law and Order courtroom blah and horrible unoriginal mobster (mealy-mouthed Kirk Acevedo...who is usually quite good so I blame writers...made me roll my eyes to the point of vertigo).
Just frustrating to feel so much dislike for so many characters I used to love. It's like the writers couldn't decide on a bad guy (they had one they killed too early...brilliant Michael Emerson) so they just made everyone awful.
They even made the only likeable Russian Guy unlikable. "You are my favourite American....now let me change my character up and be awful."
So why am I watching this again? I'm almost at the end of my rope. The biggest burn was Lovable Echo Kellum making me angry. Maybe they needs some one-off bad guy episodes, the loooooooong burn of a whole season seems too much.
I want to like it. Give me back likeable characters...any....any at all. Start with the title character.
Star Trek: Voyager: Death Wish (1996)
10/10 for casting alone.
T was not only brilliant casting de Lancie as the original Q...he has the perfect sense of play, humour and arragance...but it was ingenious casting the wonderful and underrated Garrit Graham as a second Q.
Graham (Used Cars, Phantom of the Paradise, Class Reunion, MULTIPLE television appearances, genre films and sequels) was perfectly cast. Not only is he well known for humorous campy horror, and quite capable of playing a de Lancie-type trickster Q himself, he sold us on a sympathetic Q...an adorably selfless and philosophical Q.
He maintained the Q humour, but where de Lancie plays (to perfection) fun arrogance, he played sweet whimsy. I also give this episode kudos for showing a pathos side of (de Lancie) Q. One that feels. One that understands immortality perhaps, even if he doesn't wish it upon himself like his counterpart.
Graham fits the Q family perfectly (above Bernsen or Plakson). He and de Lancie (along with some fun writing) showed a very entertaining yin and yang to the Q continuum.