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5/10
I needed more beer for this film
17 August 2022
Watching the obvious 30 year old 'teenager' acting like a sullen kid with little respect for the man (protector) he's been with all his life because he's told he can't go out with the girl he's seen thrice ... BIG SIGH at the cheese. Geez, there was more chemistry between the protagonist and Sam ... is it bad I can't remember the protagonist's name? And don't get me started on his magically magical hands of magicalness which can do everything. I'm watching it right now... Sam is great, though, had a good arc and some great lines.

Love to see Kevin Durand channelling his Joshua role from Dark Angel though - he was great hamming it up in this! Haha.
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1/10
Hilarious and awful ... get a beer and cry with shamed laughter!
6 August 2017
Warning: Spoilers
My favourite thing about this movie is that despite the control tower guys insisting it is night for the entirety of this movie, we have entire scenes in daylight, followed by a quick flick to total darkness, and back to daytime ... then the control tower with the blinds drawn (and sunlight trying to break through!) because it's nighttime, yo! Daylight! Nighttime! Daylight! No really, is IS nighttime! Yes, they didn't employ anyone to do continuity.

I also enjoyed the 'every character gets their own moment' moments. The best one is the redneck racist, who goes below into the cargo hold and freezes. "It's so dark!" he stage whispers, with a light shining in his face. No one appears to listen, so he says it again. Crazed dog-trainer woman, crawling around the floor near a wall light says, 'So it's dark, what's the big deal?' Evidently, all this light is just for the audience, not the characters, because we then focus on his face, his traumatised, blank/stupid face as he begins his story ... his childhood abuse story, (which was probably the MOST RELATABLE PART of the whole movie). Crazed dog-trainer woman listens to him for like, ten seconds max, then pushes past him like 'Whatever, dude! I gotta find my dog.' Unbelievably selfish and totally negating his childhood trauma.

I also enjoyed the Grandma Polly scene ... an old-fashioned kettle is on the gas hob. Grandma falls off a ladder and hits her head ... the lit gas goes out (HOW?) but the gas stays on (screw you, physics) but oh no! A candle is lit!

Got to say, this was super fun, ideal to be used in a drinking game for foolish lines, continuity errors and plain head-desk moments. I am not to be blamed for the alcoholism that might result from such a game though!
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