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The Girl on the Mountain (2022)
Should have read the reviews...
Can't believe a film this bad can still be released in 2022. The writing was like a highschool project. The acting was incredibly forced and unbelievable especially the bad guys. Only the girl's acting was passable but that didn't make up for the atrocious writing and direction. I assume the writer and directer hold far left ideologies...that's the only thing i can speculate as to how a movie could be made so bad in these times of knowledge, talent and imagination. The forest is the only thing worth seeing in this film... wasted $8 on this....if i knew how bad it was, i wouldn't have spent $1. You know. You have no reason to waste your money.
Podolskie kursanty (2020)
if you can get passed the terrible dub...
Itunes only sold the english dub version with i didn't see until after i bought it. Russians speaking with cartoon american accents... i mean this is 2021... listening to russians speaking english is bad enough can't they at least have russian accents? Or at least not terrible american ones that sound like they are from a 1980s kung fu movie? The movie is great when they are not talking. Watch the original language and subtitles if you don't want to hate this movie and love it instead. Seriously.
Monsters (2010)
Read the negative reviews
Dammit I only read the positive reviews because it was pretty highly scored already. I just looked through the negative reviews after hiring it and they are spot on. I've never watched such a boring movie in all my life. I have around 20 minutes left to watch but I'm not going to finish it. I slept through a part as well. This is pure dull and uninteresting blah. No wonder rotten tomatoes scores it above 70% because its something blue check marks on twitter would salivate over. I can't emphasise enough....utter pointless time snatching boredom. Read the negative reviews!
Archenemy (2020)
Negative reviewers are weirdos
Seriously this is the best movie I've watched all year. Thought it was going to be a cringeworthy diversity hire film but it was the best superhero movie I've seen in ages. If you give this movie a negative review you have no soul. Who are these people giving it 5/10? The film really sucks you in...so many scenes in the film look like they come straight out of a graphic novel. Like when he boots the door down...this should have a cult following. Perfect blend of action, intrigue and satisfying ending. Just ignore IMDB...normally they are less critical than rotten tomatoes but RT got it right for once on this one.
USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage (2016)
Brilliant movie
Excellent historical account of survival in shark infested waters, with no one knowing where you are. Don't get all the bad reviewers...must be SJWs because there weren't enough LGBT pandering in the movie.
Line of Duty (2019)
Terribly written leftist checklist
Think of all the leftist identity politics and write a movie that checks them all. Then put in some good action scenes to make it bearable. Dont bother trying to make any dialogue believable just put lame one liners in the worst possible moments. I should have listened to the negative reviews...lost 3 bucks and an hour and a half