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Ape vs. Monster (2021)
Cut rate ripoff of any King Kong vs Godzilla movies
To be fair, I didn't watch this with any sort of expectations....so I wasn't disappointed. However, I was able to figure from the cover pic, that it would be a low budget rip off of Godzilla vs Kong. Throw in Eric Roberts and you have it confirmed. 😂
Still, I have no complaints really, as I just made some popcorn, turned my brain off and hit "Play", then settled in to enjoy the experience.
It wasn't a bad watch, (I've definitely seen worse), so if you've got a spare 90 minutes and you're up to date with other movies and TV series, you could do worse.
Shark Huntress (2021)
An hour and a half I'll never get back
Wow... this came up on a streaming site that I use. It gives you thumbnails of other movies available, and this one came up.... as did my lunch, almost.
What a god-awful, cliched, poorly acted waste of an hour and a half. Steer clear, go for any of the Syfy shark offerings.
Suffice to say, porn movies have better acting.
Paku Pontianak (2013)
Give it a miss
So slow. So damn slow. Not scary, not atmospheric, not worth watching except for the guy with the goitre.
So damn boring!!