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Survival Island (2002)
This movie will be lucky if it even makes it straight to video!
I had a chance to see a private screening of this movie. DO NOT, I repeat
DO
NOT, waste your money to go see this movie in a theater or to even rent it.
Pinata is hands-down the worst movie I've ever seen. The dialogue is
horrible; in one scene, one of the characters describes that the sound the
pinata makes is like the pain and suffering of a village of people, which
incidentally matches the exact myth of the pinata. The biggest problem I
had
with this movie is that it is neither horror or a satire on horror; rather
it is stuck somewhere in between. At least with the "Scream" trilogy and
"Scary Movie" you get a decent attempt to ridicule the horror genre. Pinata
seems uncertain of whether to ridicule the genre or be one of its movies.
Please don't see this movie.
Survival Island (2002)
This movie will be lucky if it even makes it straight to video!
I had a chance to see a private screening of this movie. DO NOT, I repeat
DO
NOT, waste your money to go see this movie in a theater or to even rent it.
Pinata is hands-down the worst movie I've ever seen. The dialogue is
horrible; in one scene, one of the characters describes that the sound the
pinata makes is like the pain and suffering of a village of people, which
incidentally matches the exact myth of the pinata. The biggest problem I
had
with this movie is that it is neither horror or a satire on horror; rather
it is stuck somewhere in between. At least with the "Scream" trilogy and
"Scary Movie" you get a decent attempt to ridicule the horror genre. Pinata
seems uncertain of whether to ridicule the genre or be one of its movies.
Please don't see this movie.