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No Hard Feelings (2023)
Comedy for the 14-year-olds
I can't believe that Jennifer Lawrence got naked for a movie this bad. You'd think she was too big of a star to do that here. The movie needed a script rewrite. After the initial set-up scenes it is just random events leading up to the climax. This looks like the kind of movie that actors do just for the paycheck. This movie is so lame, I'm having trouble coming up the required characters for a review. Oh, my god, 190 to go. They never post my reviews anyway. I wrote this really great detsiled review on for "Personal Best," probably the worst movie ever, and it never saw the light of day. Anyway, unless you are 14, watched "The Hunger Games" recently, and thought, "Boy, I'd really like to see her naked" there are better movies to watch.
Not Cinderella's Type (2018)
The Fascination of the Abomination
I really liked this movie, but for all the wrong reasons. I spent the entire time wondering where they found these actors. I think the girl who played the lead has potential, but the woman playing the Aunt was like somebody who volunteers to do community college theater and get through a production by overacting. And I also spent a lot of time I thinking of how I would have rewritten the script. There was just something missing, but I'm not sure what. I'm glad that this gave a lot of people employment, and the chance to continue to work, and hopefully get better at their craft. So I guess I would compare this movie to minor league baseball. You were out there just trying to get better and be ready when you get called up to the major leagues.
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
The Greatest Snuff Film of all Time!
Honestly, could this be anymore violent? Excellent cinematography, but we all know the story. Really boring. My advice is to turn the sound down and then just fast forward until you see a subtitle. Then pause and read that. You can be finished with the movie in 35 minutes.