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Ôdishon (1999)
Best horror movie I've ever seen
Pretty much every horror movie I've ever seen (yes, this includes Saw, Saw II, and Hostel) has been a disappointment, in terms of scariness. If you could not stomach the previous movies I listed, then this is not the film for you. Some have had good plots or interesting stories (like Ringu), but none have been legitimately frightening to the point where I would not want to see a scene again for a month.
Audition, however, changed this. The story itself was only semi-interesting, and if it had been made by someone who wasn't Takashi Miike, the entire movie could have easily been a disappointment. The thing that makes this movie great is that it doesn't "leave stuff to the imagination" and it does a good job of that. Also, there is so much character building that you actually care about the protagonist, which makes it all that much worse.
I don't want to spoil anything, but if you've been generally disappointed with horror films and want to watch something legitimately terrifying, watch Audition.
Gayniggers from Outer Space (1992)
It was funny
After years of curiosity, I finally saw this movie fairly recently. It can be found on Google video, for those who are wondering, and the entire movie is only half an hour long. I wasn't sure exactly what to expect before seeing this movie, and what I received was completely different from anything I'd previously imagined.
The movie was definitely funny, but in a very subtle way. Surprisingly enough, it wasn't extremely offensive and didn't have any hardcore gay black action. Regardless, this doesn't stop the movie from being enjoyable. It's actually somewhat hard to explain. I don't want to ruin too much of the movie, but if you've been wondering what this movie is actually about, yes, it is watchable, and you probably won't be very disappointed, but it's not extraordinary either.