No tammer isn't here and who Wrote and Directed this Film?
Just Got out of a The Strangers: Chapter One Screening.
😴The #1 Cinematic Law - Don't Make your Films That Boring, so Boring, that it is, that Dead of a Watch.
😴The #2 Cinematic Law - Don't Make Your Films That Uneventful.
😴The #3 Cinematic Law - Engage the Audience.
I mean, Just How Bad Can You Make a Film? It was an absolute Bore of a Watch.
My 1 Positive of the Film
1. The Crawling Under The House, Nail Scene
The Negatives of the Film -
😠 - The Film is Trying So Hard to Build Up Tension, and it's just not there. There's nothing that is of edge of your seat stuff Here. Again the Nail Scene was ok.
🤦 - The Absolutely Brain Dead Moments, you're in Multiple Life or Death Situations, you've got a Shot Gun, They've Got Axes and Knives, and you're slowly approaching the Porch ever so slowly to Execute these Psychopaths?(The outcome was Different, but I'm making a point). Does the Protagonist realise that the Antagonists have brought Knives to a Gun Fight?
😒 - There's no Context or Explanation of Anything Here.
Q. "Why are you doing this", A. "Because You're Here"
Well Guess What? THAT'S BORING AS HELL.
🤷 - "But Cut them some Slack, you've gotta see Chapter 2 & Chapter 3". Well after sitting through this absolute Snoozefest, who actually gives a crap about seeing the Sequels?
Overall, an Absolutely Pointless Sit-down in the Cinema. One of the Worst Films I've seen in a Cinema this Year 2024.
Just Got out of a The Strangers: Chapter One Screening.
😴The #1 Cinematic Law - Don't Make your Films That Boring, so Boring, that it is, that Dead of a Watch.
😴The #2 Cinematic Law - Don't Make Your Films That Uneventful.
😴The #3 Cinematic Law - Engage the Audience.
I mean, Just How Bad Can You Make a Film? It was an absolute Bore of a Watch.
My 1 Positive of the Film
1. The Crawling Under The House, Nail Scene
The Negatives of the Film -
😠 - The Film is Trying So Hard to Build Up Tension, and it's just not there. There's nothing that is of edge of your seat stuff Here. Again the Nail Scene was ok.
🤦 - The Absolutely Brain Dead Moments, you're in Multiple Life or Death Situations, you've got a Shot Gun, They've Got Axes and Knives, and you're slowly approaching the Porch ever so slowly to Execute these Psychopaths?(The outcome was Different, but I'm making a point). Does the Protagonist realise that the Antagonists have brought Knives to a Gun Fight?
😒 - There's no Context or Explanation of Anything Here.
Q. "Why are you doing this", A. "Because You're Here"
Well Guess What? THAT'S BORING AS HELL.
🤷 - "But Cut them some Slack, you've gotta see Chapter 2 & Chapter 3". Well after sitting through this absolute Snoozefest, who actually gives a crap about seeing the Sequels?
Overall, an Absolutely Pointless Sit-down in the Cinema. One of the Worst Films I've seen in a Cinema this Year 2024.
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