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I Am Legend (2007)
Excellent
this movie was far better than i expected it to be
its not a particularly terrifying movie more suspenseful. i never thought a movie with only 1 character would be good but will smith pulled it off flawlessly.the movie mainly is about one mans search for a cure while slowly going into madness from the isolation even going as far as hitting on a mannequin at a blockbuster. the movie takes place in the year 2012 three years after a miracle cure of cancer wiped out 91 percent of the population leaving 8 percent of the population infected turning them into hairless ultra aggressive fiends that have an unneeded attraction to blood feeding off of it and very sensitive to light causing them to only come out at night and to sleep in dark shaded buildings during the day. the 2 main characters are Robert Nevill a government scientist searching for a cure to the disease even though he believes himself to be the sole survivor he still believes that he can some how save the world and stop the disease from happening.the other main character,i never thought i would say this is Sam his daughters dog that over the three years has trained to hunt and protect him it is also his only companion so there are quiet a few conversations with him talking to his dog. this is a excellent movie but don't go if you are looking only for a good scare because this movie isn't as much as a horror as it is a suspense/drama
10/10
Universal Soldiers (2007)
wow just wow
the whole movie is a complete rip off of universal soldier/predator/terminator. its so bad its like watching a home video of a couple 10 year old playing soldier after watching those good movies. the budget even if it would be 10 dollars would be to much for this film i could have done better with a camcorder a toy gun with the orange tip painted black and a windows 1995 video editor. this is just terrible i don't understand why anyone would watch this or rent it why name a rip off of a old movie that i don't think many would rent let alone the rip off of that B film. to all of those mad that asylum tricked you i just have one thing to say to you. shame on you for being tricked into a rip off of a B 90's film staring jean Claude van-dam like i mean wow you got tricked into watching a rip off of a b movie i have to give asylum credit for pulling a fast one. bravo asylum bravo
White Noise 2: The Light (2007)
white noise 2? there wasn't a white noise 1 at least not since i beat my head till i stopped remembering it
when i heard white noise 2 i was like huh the first one sucked so much that the second must suck twice as much its science right? but when i heard Nathan Fillion would be in it my opinion went from not giving a crap to generally exited and then i heard Katie sack-off and i really wanted to see it. so on to the review this shouldn't be called white noise 2 its should be called white noise and have the original copies gathered together and burned then have a man hit each of us over the head until we forget it so that this movie wouldn't have low expectations. this movie was amazing it was well edited and a great idea and this would have made a great comic series adaptation. don't take my word for it go watch this movie the ending itself is worth the $ 6.00 rental price i only hope that Nathan Fillion makes some more movies because his characters are priceless.